Gumtree Idiots

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Spare tyre

9,554 posts

130 months

Sunday 5th July 2020
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The “is it still available” is caused by two things

1 there is a button in the app that sends that message
2 I have enquired about stuff only to be ignored or told it sold weeks ago

So you get lazy soda who don’t delete their ad when stuff sells

glenrobbo

35,242 posts

150 months

Sunday 5th July 2020
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Spare tyre said:
I’m sorry to inform you, this is a classic text book gypsy scam.

Whilst he distracted you a gypsy put the ghost of a dead dog
dag up your bottom.

Bad times ahead for you
FTFY

glenrobbo

35,242 posts

150 months

Sunday 5th July 2020
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Spare tyre said:
The “is it still available” is caused by two things

1 there is a button in the app that sends that message
2 I have enquired about stuff only to be ignored or told it sold weeks ago

So you get lazy soda who don’t delete their ad when stuff sells
Footnote:
Forum (N.) [Sing.] Fora [pl.]
Sod (N.) [Sing.] Soda [pl ]

Japveesix

4,480 posts

168 months

Sunday 5th July 2020
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I've had almost all good experiences with Gumtree. Sold bad bought a load of different things when we moved house and when we had a baby and pretty much all have been nice people who've turned up, handed over cash and been gone again in under 5 mins.

Had plenty of "is this still available" and then no response when you reply but don't find that a big problem.

Best time to sell was when all the new Uni students started. They were all super keen and polite, never haggled or questioned the price (Bristol students so they're loaded with parents money) and always came on time as they have nothing better to do.

Halitosis

158 posts

57 months

Sunday 5th July 2020
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I use Gumtree to avoid having to make trips to the recycling centre - its amazing what people will take.

I once had half of a kids climbing frame/swing/slide (lots of the frame had rusted/broken), and a guy was delighted to collect it and intended to somehow fix it smile

The Moose

22,845 posts

209 months

Sunday 5th July 2020
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bmwmike said:
Ive got a bunch of new e46 bits ive been trying to get rid of for years. I advertise them on and off on gumtree. Last time i advertised the discs which are for a 323i / 320d and i get an email asking location and condition (new,boxed) etc. Agrees to buy. Then asks to meet in a motorway services station half way which is over 100 miles away. i only wanted 30 quid.

ive given up trying to flog the osf steering arm, rear droplinks, alternator (recond), couple of bushes etc. All new too good to tip and not giving em away so whats a chap to do. scratchchinlaugh
You gotta use the right platform for what you’re selling. Those should be on eBay.

EarlofDrift

4,645 posts

108 months

Sunday 5th July 2020
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hyphen said:
EarlofDrift said:
Not Gumtree but an eBay dhead.
Did he have any previous? As you do have some (limited) blocking ablity on who bids

https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/image/serverpage/i...
I sell a lot on eBay, and regularly block non payers over the past 15 years I must have over 100 numpties on the block list.

Here is the latest message from this morning, I refuse to respond to this sort of abuse. I think he believes eBay can't see his messages, I'll be phoning them tomorrow morning. He clearly has some issues getting mad because I posted an item a day after it sold and he's calling me a liar because it didn't arrive within two day but arrived the third day (shock horror), he paid for 2nd class signed for and never messaged me once. So first he wanted a refund because it didn't arrive after 48 hours, then he said it wasn't the right size (never ask about size before bidding) now he's accusing me of selling a fake bag, who the fk counterfeits a camping bag for a grill.




J4CKO

41,515 posts

200 months

Sunday 5th July 2020
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I put a little green plastic shed thing on FB marketplace, it was a bit scruffy but possibly of use to someone so offered it free to anyone who could collect, they get a shed, and I dont have to cart it to the tip.

It went mad, free stuff, but nobody who wanted it had any transport and they wanted it delivering for free, one was an 90 mile round trip, so would have to dismantle it, it was pretty old (metal and corrugated plastic) and then put it in my car, drive 90 miles, so probably three gallons of fuel and four hours of my time.

Had one dick head who called himself "Prince Lipsy", was coming to collect it, definitely be there by four, didnt arrive, will be there about seven, didnt arrive, was fking annoying as was going to the pub, i was going to bin it off, leave it on the path and let him take it but the missus was like "You cant come out the man about the shed is coming", then the knob doesnt turn up.

Easier to just tip stuff sometimes, or smash it up and drip feed it into the wheelie bin over a few weeks biggrin


Most people are alright, second hand Iphones attract bellends, and certain models of cars, trying to sell a Big Mercedes was a trial by idiot until a PHer bought it, cheapest out there by some margin at 6 grand, get offered 4 grand "For cash", as opposed to what ? Cowrie Shells, Green Shield Stamps ?

EarlofDrift

4,645 posts

108 months

Sunday 5th July 2020
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J4CKO said:
I put a little green plastic shed thing on FB marketplace, it was a bit scruffy but possibly of use to someone so offered it free to anyone who could collect, they get a shed, and I dont have to cart it to the tip.

It went mad, free stuff, but nobody who wanted it had any transport and they wanted it delivering for free, one was an 90 mile round trip, so would have to dismantle it, it was pretty old (metal and corrugated plastic) and then put it in my car, drive 90 miles, so probably three gallons of fuel and four hours of my time.

Had one dick head who called himself "Prince Lipsy", was coming to collect it, definitely be there by four, didnt arrive, will be there about seven, didnt arrive, was fking annoying as was going to the pub, i was going to bin it off, leave it on the path and let him take it but the missus was like "You cant come out the man about the shed is coming", then the knob doesnt turn up.

Easier to just tip stuff sometimes, or smash it up and drip feed it into the wheelie bin over a few weeks biggrin


Most people are alright, second hand Iphones attract bellends, and certain models of cars, trying to sell a Big Mercedes was a trial by idiot until a PHer bought it, cheapest out there by some margin at 6 grand, get offered 4 grand "For cash", as opposed to what ? Cowrie Shells, Green Shield Stamps ?
The only item that attract more knobbers than cars is alloy wheels. Your selling decent wheels and tyres for a Jaguar 200 quid and you get messages like

"what tyres are on them?"
"will they fit a VW Bora?"
"do they come with spacers?"

and of course you always get

"tk 50 cash cn cllt tunite m8?"

Cliftonite

8,408 posts

138 months

Monday 6th July 2020
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EarlofDrift said:
The only item that attract more knobbers than cars is alloy wheels. Your selling decent wheels and tyres for a Jaguar 200 quid and you get messages like

"what tyres are on them?"
"will they fit a VW Bora?"
"do they come with spacers?"

and of course you always get

"tk 50 cash cn cllt tunite m8?"
Seems to be a reasonable question if you have not specified them.




Drive it fix it repeat

1,046 posts

51 months

Monday 6th July 2020
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EarlofDrift said:
hyphen said:
EarlofDrift said:
Not Gumtree but an eBay dhead.
Did he have any previous? As you do have some (limited) blocking ablity on who bids

https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/image/serverpage/i...
I sell a lot on eBay, and regularly block non payers over the past 15 years I must have over 100 numpties on the block list.

Here is the latest message from this morning, I refuse to respond to this sort of abuse. I think he believes eBay can't see his messages, I'll be phoning them tomorrow morning. He clearly has some issues getting mad because I posted an item a day after it sold and he's calling me a liar because it didn't arrive within two day but arrived the third day (shock horror), he paid for 2nd class signed for and never messaged me once. So first he wanted a refund because it didn't arrive after 48 hours, then he said it wasn't the right size (never ask about size before bidding) now he's accusing me of selling a fake bag, who the fk counterfeits a camping bag for a grill.



I hope you're having better luck now with the large crayons he has kindly provided thumbup

Spare tyre

9,554 posts

130 months

Monday 6th July 2020
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EarlofDrift said:
hyphen said:
EarlofDrift said:
Not Gumtree but an eBay dhead.
Did he have any previous? As you do have some (limited) blocking ablity on who bids

https://community.ebay.co.uk/t5/image/serverpage/i...
I sell a lot on eBay, and regularly block non payers over the past 15 years I must have over 100 numpties on the block list.

Here is the latest message from this morning, I refuse to respond to this sort of abuse. I think he believes eBay can't see his messages, I'll be phoning them tomorrow morning. He clearly has some issues getting mad because I posted an item a day after it sold and he's calling me a liar because it didn't arrive within two day but arrived the third day (shock horror), he paid for 2nd class signed for and never messaged me once. So first he wanted a refund because it didn't arrive after 48 hours, then he said it wasn't the right size (never ask about size before bidding) now he's accusing me of selling a fake bag, who the fk counterfeits a camping bag for a grill.



Does he have anything for sale, some people need a taste of their own medicine

John Locke

1,142 posts

52 months

Monday 6th July 2020
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I have had mostly good experience with both Gumtree and eBay, buying and selling. Last week was really mixed; feeling a need to change my car, I advertised it on Gumtree for £6k, which produced four responses:

1) A request from "very interested" for more photos, and a video of the engine running (which it does perfectly); fair enough if someone's coming from some distance. Duly sent, but not a word of reply, not even "Thanks, I've looked at them, but no thanks.".

2) A "Will you accept £4k?"; literate at least, to which I did not respond.

3) A lengthy phone call, asking all the right questions. Chap indicates that he will get a lift the following day to view and provided it's as good as it sounds, pay the asking price and drive it away. Very promising.

4) Almost as I put the phone down on # 3), another call, local this time, drove straight over, looked at it, asked me to demonstrate the car as he didn't have "driving other cars" on his own policy, paid, drove away, returned with his wife to collect, presumably having organised insurance. A pretty smooth sale, one might think. I sent Mr # 3 a message to say that the car had gone. And immediately began to miss it on the drive. eekconfused

A few hours later, Mr # 4 called, telling me that his wife hates it, asking if I would take it back, keeping £500 for my trouble.

Drawweight

2,880 posts

116 months

Monday 6th July 2020
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John Locke said:
I have had mostly good experience with both Gumtree and eBay, buying and selling. Last week was really mixed; feeling a need to change my car, I advertised it on Gumtree for £6k, which produced four responses:

1) A request from "very interested" for more photos, and a video of the engine running (which it does perfectly); fair enough if someone's coming from some distance. Duly sent, but not a word of reply, not even "Thanks, I've looked at them, but no thanks.".

2) A "Will you accept £4k?"; literate at least, to which I did not respond.

3) A lengthy phone call, asking all the right questions. Chap indicates that he will get a lift the following day to view and provided it's as good as it sounds, pay the asking price and drive it away. Very promising.

4) Almost as I put the phone down on # 3), another call, local this time, drove straight over, looked at it, asked me to demonstrate the car as he didn't have "driving other cars" on his own policy, paid, drove away, returned with his wife to collect, presumably having organised insurance. A pretty smooth sale, one might think. I sent Mr # 3 a message to say that the car had gone. And immediately began to miss it on the drive. eekconfused

A few hours later, Mr # 4 called, telling me that his wife hates it, asking if I would take it back, keeping £500 for my trouble.
You can’t leave us like that.

Did you take it back?

John Locke

1,142 posts

52 months

Monday 6th July 2020
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Drawweight said:
You can’t leave us like that.

Did you take it back?
Sorry yes; I regretted selling it as it drove away.

Bowen86

239 posts

111 months

Monday 6th July 2020
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Recently sold my Nikon DSLR on ebay with the kit lens and an extra 35mm Prime.Shutter count less than 3000. 99p no reserve.

I had a few genuine questions, Why am I selling it etc.

There was one chancer. I'll give you £100 and collect today (day one of auction), she assumed that because she could collect that she was doing me a favour. I pointed out that the cheapest BIN price was over £400, without an extra prime lens.

"YEAH BUT I CAN COLLECT TODAY"

Let the auction run, sold it for close to £500.

Gary29

4,154 posts

99 months

Monday 6th July 2020
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John Locke said:
Sorry yes; I regretted selling it as it drove away.
That all sounds dodgy to me, maybe I'm too sceptical!

InitialDave

11,887 posts

119 months

Monday 6th July 2020
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Bowen86 said:
"YEAH BUT I CAN COLLECT TODAY"
I especially like it when you have to explain to them the concept of being gainfully employed, and thus unable to take advantage of their kind offer.


xjay1337

15,966 posts

118 months

Monday 6th July 2020
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EarlofDrift said:
I sell a lot on eBay, and regularly block non payers over the past 15 years I must have over 100 numpties on the block list.

Here is the latest message from this morning, I refuse to respond to this sort of abuse. I think he believes eBay can't see his messages, I'll be phoning them tomorrow morning. He clearly has some issues getting mad because I posted an item a day after it sold and he's calling me a liar because it didn't arrive within two day but arrived the third day (shock horror), he paid for 2nd class signed for and never messaged me once. So first he wanted a refund because it didn't arrive after 48 hours, then he said it wasn't the right size (never ask about size before bidding) now he's accusing me of selling a fake bag, who the fk counterfeits a camping bag for a grill.



Sounds like a PH member!

Evoluzione

10,345 posts

243 months

Monday 6th July 2020
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Bowen86 said:
Recently sold my Nikon DSLR on ebay with the kit lens and an extra 35mm Prime.Shutter count less than 3000. 99p no reserve.

I had a few genuine questions, Why am I selling it etc.

There was one chancer. I'll give you £100 and collect today (day one of auction), she assumed that because she could collect that she was doing me a favour. I pointed out that the cheapest BIN price was over £400, without an extra prime lens.

"YEAH BUT I CAN COLLECT TODAY"

Let the auction run, sold it for close to £500.
Whilst asking for that amount of discount won't get you very far, offering to pick up and pay cash for discount with me works every time, especially with big and fragile items.
I send stuff out globally so know what a nightmare and how expensive it is. Your £500 camera will have cost approx £30 to send insured so you either charged that and got away with it, or sent it without insurance and took a risk.