Great quotes/sayings
Discussion
njw1 said:
I've always quite liked 'Assumption is the mother of all fk ups' since I heard it in a film (Under siege 2).
That film must have been a cultural icon as:“Chance favours the prepared mind” was used a lot by the baddy, Travis Dane, although the quote is from Louis Pasteur......
I use it a lot!
Allan L said:
Dr Jekyll said:
"Don't just do something, sit there".
Inverting a well-known saying can be a good choice, e.g.It's not the taking part that's important: it's the winning.
and Spike Milligan, referring to a beautiful young lady:
She could make a happy man very old!
TwigtheWonderkid said:
Allan L said:
Dr Jekyll said:
"Don't just do something, sit there".
Inverting a well-known saying can be a good choice, e.g.It's not the taking part that's important: it's the winning.
and Spike Milligan, referring to a beautiful young lady:
She could make a happy man very old!
steveatesh said:
njw1 said:
I've always quite liked 'Assumption is the mother of all fk ups' since I heard it in a film (Under siege 2).
That film must have been a cultural icon as:“Chance favours the prepared mind” was used a lot by the baddy, Travis Dane, although the quote is from Louis Pasteur......
I use it a lot!
danpalmer1993 said:
Amateurs practice until they can get it right, professionals practice until they can’t get it wrong.
Never heard that one, and I really like it.As some have done above, I also like mixing up popular saying to see who notices:
"You're a sore sight for eyes."
"Least but not last..."
"I'm not as dumb as you look".
In that vein, I always hated "What she doesn't know can't hurt her" because it really means "what she doesn't know can't hurt me."
I tend to mostly remember ones I find funny.
Ford Prefect, describing why teleportation isn't fun: "It's unpleasantly like being drunk."
Arther Dent: "What's so unpleasant about being drunk?"
Ford: "Ask a glass of water."
Steven Wright:
"If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate."
"All those with telekinesis, raise my hand."
"Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time... I feel like I've forgotten this before."
"I installed a skylight in my place. The people who live in the apartment above me are pissed."
"Many people quit looking for work when they find a job."
"Smoking cures weight problems.... eventually."
"Salvadore Dali was fishing using a dotted line. He caught every other fish."
"I dialed a wrong number. I said 'Can I speak to Joey?' They said 'I don't think so. Joey's only 2 months old'. I said 'I'll wait.' "
"I was crossing the border into Canada. They asked me if I had any firearms. I said 'well, what do you need?' "
Unknown:
"I intend to live forever or die trying."
Mark Twain:
"If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything."
"Reports of my death have been greatly exaggerated."
Motor related:
"The manual describes the rear suspension as 'independent'. Rebellious would be a better word." - Fast Lane magazine road test of a Maserati 430 I think... one of the Biturbos. I think the writer was Ryan Baptiste
"Speed saves time and time is life." - LJK Setright
Lyrics:
"I opened my doors of perception and can't get them shut" - Jimmie's Chicken Shack
"It's a small world and it smells funny." - Andrew Eldridge
Serious quotes:
"deeds cannot dream what dreams can do" - e e cummings
"If you're irreplaceable, you're also unpromotable." - unknown
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