Juvenile things that make you snigger (Vol. 3)

Juvenile things that make you snigger (Vol. 3)

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MartG

21,533 posts

215 months

Tuesday 11th March
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WPA said:
"Don't worry, I've got a guy on the outside..."

ApOrbital

10,306 posts

129 months

Tuesday 11th March
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I got out of escape rooms all on my own she is now my ex.

DodgyGeezer

42,939 posts

201 months

Tuesday 11th March
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Rayny said:
Error_404_Username_not_found said:
DodgyGeezer said:
Possibly meant 12 extra cars?
Fair enough then smile
DodgyGeezer - Thanks for trying to save me some embarrassment.
Error_404 - You were correct, I meant 16 cars. I cannot do arithmetic in the late evening if my blood pressure is too high smile

ApOrbital

10,306 posts

129 months

Tuesday 11th March
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Lol.

MartG

21,533 posts

215 months

Tuesday 11th March
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hidetheelephants

28,958 posts

204 months

Tuesday 11th March
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Not much swinging going on inside a B47. hehe

Benni

3,611 posts

222 months

Wednesday 12th March
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Just read about Vic Schoen, WOW, what a decade-spanning career.

Jules Sunley

4,281 posts

104 months

Wednesday 12th March
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motco said:
yellowjack said:
Rayny said:
It seems that Apple have spread their business into recreational medication...

Welcome to beautiful Bournemouth!

This shop used to be a showroom for one of the big mobile phone networks. Still, at least it's a functional retail and repair space, unlike the two former department stores boarded up nearby.
I thought at first it was a competitor for Screwfix...

getmecoat
I was thinking more a rectum mounted Apple device...

anonymous-user

65 months

Wednesday 12th March
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The sheer number of names on the B&Q colour chart that sound like euphemisms for failing to get to the toilet in time:


Silverage

2,225 posts

141 months

Wednesday 12th March
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There was a sketch on a Radio 4 show years ago where a customer was calling the paint shop to try and reorder a particular shade of brown paint but he couldn't remember its name.

The shop keeper went through the options with them getting increasingly bonkers. Two that have always stuck with me were "Nut Guff" and "Dirty Protest".

anonymous-user

65 months

Wednesday 12th March
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Silverage said:
There was a sketch on a Radio 4 show years ago where a customer was calling the paint shop to try and reorder a particular shade of brown paint but he couldn't remember its name.

The shop keeper went through the options with them getting increasingly bonkers. Two that have always stuck with me were "Nut Guff" and "Dirty Protest".
Julian Barrett did a thing with The Mighty Boosh where he'd list different shades of brown and beige, such as Profound Muffin, Angry Beige, and Aggressive Nutmeg, which always made me titter a bit.

vaud

53,698 posts

166 months

Wednesday 12th March
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Exasperated said:
Silverage said:
There was a sketch on a Radio 4 show years ago where a customer was calling the paint shop to try and reorder a particular shade of brown paint but he couldn't remember its name.

The shop keeper went through the options with them getting increasingly bonkers. Two that have always stuck with me were "Nut Guff" and "Dirty Protest".
Julian Barrett did a thing with The Mighty Boosh where he'd list different shades of brown and beige, such as Profound Muffin, Angry Beige, and Aggressive Nutmeg, which always made me titter a bit.
Don't. I've just been through the painful process of colour charts for Little Greene paints...

juice

9,085 posts

293 months

Wednesday 12th March
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Silverage said:
There was a sketch on a Radio 4 show years ago where a customer was calling the paint shop to try and reorder a particular shade of brown paint but he couldn't remember its name.

The shop keeper went through the options with them getting increasingly bonkers. Two that have always stuck with me were "Nut Guff" and "Dirty Protest".
F&B should launch a brown called 'Ginger wheelspin' biggrin

pits

6,573 posts

201 months

Wednesday 12th March
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Why yes, thanks for noticing


lancslad58

1,187 posts

19 months

Wednesday 12th March
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DodgyGeezer

42,939 posts

201 months

Wednesday 12th March
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Royal Caribbean status pin/necklace...


Inertiatic

1,320 posts

201 months

Wednesday 12th March
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DodgyGeezer said:
Royal Caribbean status pin/necklace...

Ok I need a parrot for that one

DodgyGeezer

42,939 posts

201 months

Wednesday 12th March
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Inertiatic said:
DodgyGeezer said:
Royal Caribbean status pin/necklace...

Ok I need a parrot for that one
Being juvenile the crown looks like a W...

Newc

2,060 posts

193 months

Wednesday 12th March
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Dog Biscuit

620 posts

8 months

Wednesday 12th March
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Teppic said:
Inertiatic said:
DodgyGeezer said:
Royal Caribbean status pin/necklace...

Ok I need a parrot for that one
I’m ass using that because the crown part resembles a ‘W’ that it’s giving the message ‘W??’
Hmmmm.

Bit of a reach that one.