Juvenile things that make you snigger (Vol. 3)

[vaud]

Teppic said:

I’m ass using that because the crown part resembles a ‘W’ that it’s giving the message ‘W??’

I think it looks like a powerfully built person flexing their muscles whilst wearing a crown.

[Vanden Saab]

[MartG]

[Cold]

Dog Biscuit said:

Teppic said:

Inertiatic said:

DodgyGeezer said:

Royal Caribbean status pin/necklace...

Ok I need a parrot for that one

I’m ass using that because the crown part resembles a ‘W’ that it’s giving the message ‘W??’

Hmmmm.

Bit of a reach that one.

W anchor.

[ajprice]

Snakes, worms, eels, the possibilities are endless...

[Maxym]

Vanden Saab said:

Name a ship ‘So long’, and it’s only a matter of time, I suppose.

[Teppic]

Cold said:

Dog Biscuit said:

Teppic said:

Inertiatic said:

DodgyGeezer said:

Royal Caribbean status pin/necklace...

Ok I need a parrot for that one

I’m ass using that because the crown part resembles a ‘W’ that it’s giving the message ‘W??’

Hmmmm.

Bit of a reach that one.

W anchor.

Yeah, that is what I was trying to say but I was typing it on my phone and used an emoji for the anchor which then didn’t display correctly. I deleted the message but forgot that people on here are sometimes just too quick with the quote option…

[CoolC]

lancslad58 said:

[WPA]

[PomBstard]

Deathbytoys is my new favourite IG page…

[LE62NDE]

Silverage said:

There was a sketch on a Radio 4 show years ago where a customer was calling the paint shop to try and reorder a particular shade of brown paint but he couldn't remember its name.

The shop keeper went through the options with them getting increasingly bonkers. Two that have always stuck with me were "Nut Guff" and "Dirty Protest".

I once had a t-shirt with a prosaic paintchart on it. Personal favourites were 'Milkman's Vest', 'Caught In The Act' and 'Obsequious Barman'.

[MartG]

[MartG]

What a mistake to make...though better safe than sorry I guess

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/clyz34p46llo?x...

[anonymous-user]

Who does this old woman remind you of?

[WPA]

MartG said:

What a mistake to make...though better safe than sorry I guess

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/clyz34p46llo?x...

[Baron Greenback]

dam want a tree like that.

[Still Mulling]

Brilliant

[Johnspex]

Apart from the one about the pan, I didn’t understand any of those.

[Killer2005]

Johnspex said:

Apart from the one about the pan, I didn’t understand any of those.

[Johnspex]

Ah, got it now.
What about the house and the old lady?