Juvenile things that make you snigger (Vol. 3)
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holes? jimmytheone said:
Many years ago, in a town where I once lived there was allegedly a character known as "Tommy* the Torch", an 'insurance claims specialist'. For a suitable fee, your unwanted vehicle would mysteriously disappear, only to be found the next day in a dodgy area, a burnt-out wreck, or perhaps seen poking out of the mud in a nearby river at low-tide.- name changed to protect the innocent
An old mate of mine was such a terrible driver his very young company car looked like it had been banger racing. He used one of these services to disappear it when the time came to hand it back to avoid losing his sales repping job. Best incident was him hitting someone in the Dartford Tunnel as he was trying to remove his trousers on a hot day while driving (pre ac days). You couldn't make it up (and I haven't....). It was a godawful Escort Mk5 estate but even that fact didn't merit the treatment it got during its short life.
Edited by Speed 3 on Friday 20th June 12:37
Speed 3 said:
An old mate of mine was such a terrible driver his very young company car looked like it had been banger racing. He used one of these services to disappear it when the time came to hand it back to avoid losing his sales repping job. Best incident was him hitting someone in the Dartford Tunnel as he was trying to remove his trousers on a hot day while driving (pre ac days). You could make it up (and I haven't....). It was a godawful Escort Mk5 estate but even that fact didn't merit the treatment it got during its short life.
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