Juvenile things that make you snigger (Vol. 3)

[RemarkLima]

marine boy said:

gLOL, that got me!

[zb]

illmonkey said:

Coq au van

Right lads, let's get this going.

"I wish my wife was this dirty".

she is with me

[CanAm]

vaud said:

General Price said:

It was,whenever I hear or read about a "bathroom incident",that story immediately comes to mind.

Don't think it will ever be beaten.

Here we go:

https://www.pistonheads.com/gassing/topic.asp?h=0&...

I think the Super-laxative is up there with it.

[vaud]

CanAm said:

I think the Super-laxative is up there with it.

Picolax?

[CanAm]

vaud said:

CanAm said:

I think the Super-laxative is up there with it.

Picolax?

Well remembered. Here's the thread from 2012. This is definitely worth a read if you've not seen it before.

Mastiff said:

This is probably as old as the internet itself (I'm usually monumentally behind on these things), but this was sent to me by a mate this morning and has actually had me laughing so much my sides hurt.

http://singletrackworld.com/2009/02/the-picolax-th...

If skipping through, its blu-tones posts to follow.

Apologies if a repost.

[epom]

zb said:

Right lads, let's get this going.

"I wish my wife was this dirty".

she is with me

My other van is white.

[vaud]

A scandal from a baby milk factory.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cn424v43q5vo

Much like Watergate… We now have “Cow&GateGate”

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Tango13 said:

generationx said:

In a department store in London last week

I use that in my home made chilli con carne, it's actualy very good stuff

I'm with Tango on this. It's great stuff. I use it in Jambalaya mostly.

[DodgyGeezer]

CanAm said:

vaud said:

CanAm said:

I think the Super-laxative is up there with it.

Picolax?

Well remembered. Here's the thread from 2012. This is definitely worth a read if you've not seen it before.

Mastiff said:

This is probably as old as the internet itself (I'm usually monumentally behind on these things), but this was sent to me by a mate this morning and has actually had me laughing so much my sides hurt.

http://singletrackworld.com/2009/02/the-picolax-th...

If skipping through, its blu-tones posts to follow.

Apologies if a repost.

indeed Agent Picolax had me struggling to breathe - made all the more personal given that a lot of us know that issue all to well (ie. "...this stuff tastes dreadful and it's not doing anything I'd better take some more. Bugger it's still not wor.... oh hold on a sec... no, it's ok still not wo... OMG!!! GET OUT OF THE WAY!!!!...")

[CanAm]

DodgyGeezer said:

indeed Agent Picolax had me struggling to breathe - made all the more personal given that a lot of us know that issue all to well (ie. "...this stuff tastes dreadful and it's not doing anything I'd better take some more. Bugger it's still not wor.... oh hold on a sec... no, it's ok still not wo... OMG!!! GET OUT OF THE WAY!!!!...")

I should have twigged that blu-tone was a Scouser. Such wonderful and imaginative turns of phrase.

[hidetheelephants]

The stuff you get now isn't as explosive; Plenvu still clears you out but it's not anything like as shattering an experience, more "shoes falling out of the attic" than "clowns strangling ducks while sprinting across custard".

[motco]

Billy Connolly says about how his ahole hung in tatters after the laxative. I had Moviprep but I'm told its' just like Picolax. Follow the instructions precisely to the letter or pay the penalty!

[Super Sonic]

zb said:

Right lads, let's get this going.

"I wish my wife was this dirty".

What, like your mum?

[DodgyGeezer]

[DodgyGeezer]

[loafer123]

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[DodgyGeezer]

[hidetheelephants]

Bloody vandals.

[stemll]

DodgyGeezer said:

[Mr R]

Name fits.