Juvenile things that make you snigger (Vol. 3)

[Voldemort]

Tisy said:

Not sure I'm brave enough to embed the direct photo without incurring the wrath of the mods for reasons but this is definitely sniggersome imo.

link removed

Good luck! I was banned for posting something similar.

Edited by Voldemort on Monday 3rd August 07:32

[Tisy]

Voldemort said:

Tisy said:

Not sure I'm brave enough to embed the direct photo without incurring the wrath of the mods for reasons but this is definitely sniggersome imo.

https://

Good luck! I was banned for posting something similar.

OK you've got me worried now, I'll delete it, although not sure why as it's just an illusion

And how are you banned when it says you've been here for 306 months?

Edited by Tisy on Monday 3rd August 07:50

[Frimley111R]

Photo is fine, you don't need to delete the link

[Still Mulling]

Tisy said:

And how are you banned when it says you've been here for 306 months?

They can tell you to sit on the naughty step rather than outright outlawing you.

[Voldemort]

Still Mulling said:

Tisy said:

And how are you banned when it says you've been here for 306 months?

They can tell you to sit on the naughty step rather than outright outlawing you.

Yeah, this. The chief prude has gone so you might have been okay but better safe than suspended/banned.
I'll go back up to mine and edit/delete so the link doesn't show.
[You need to do the same where you quoted me]

[DodgyGeezer]

Voldemort said:

Still Mulling said:

Tisy said:

And how are you banned when it says you've been here for 306 months?

They can tell you to sit on the naughty step rather than outright outlawing you.

Yeah, this. The chief prude has gone so you might have been okay but better safe than suspended/banned.
I'll go back up to mine and edit/delete so the link doesn't show.
[You need to do the same where you quoted me]

yup - I got a naughty step for posting an optical illusion which made it look like inner thigh and yet we've got far more suggestive and skin-showing on the jazz-mags thread. Weird old place here

[Frimley111R]

DodgyGeezer said:

Voldemort said:

Still Mulling said:

Tisy said:

And how are you banned when it says you've been here for 306 months?

They can tell you to sit on the naughty step rather than outright outlawing you.

Yeah, this. The chief prude has gone so you might have been okay but better safe than suspended/banned.
I'll go back up to mine and edit/delete so the link doesn't show.
[You need to do the same where you quoted me]

yup - I got a naughty step for posting an optical illusion which made it look like inner thigh and yet we've got far more suggestive and skin-showing on the jazz-mags thread. Weird old place here

I got banned from the jokes thread because there was a swear word in an image I posted (which the swear filter can't see). Didn't know I'd done anything wrong until I got a ban.

[geeks]

Frimley111R said:

DodgyGeezer said:

Voldemort said:

Still Mulling said:

Tisy said:

And how are you banned when it says you've been here for 306 months?

They can tell you to sit on the naughty step rather than outright outlawing you.

Yeah, this. The chief prude has gone so you might have been okay but better safe than suspended/banned.
I'll go back up to mine and edit/delete so the link doesn't show.
[You need to do the same where you quoted me]

yup - I got a naughty step for posting an optical illusion which made it look like inner thigh and yet we've got far more suggestive and skin-showing on the jazz-mags thread. Weird old place here

I got banned from the jokes thread because there was a swear word in an image I posted (which the swear filter can't see). Didn't know I'd done anything wrong until I got a ban.

I've had two warnings for images with swear words in

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Frimley111R said:

DodgyGeezer said:

Voldemort said:

Still Mulling said:

Tisy said:

And how are you banned when it says you've been here for 306 months?

They can tell you to sit on the naughty step rather than outright outlawing you.

Yeah, this. The chief prude has gone so you might have been okay but better safe than suspended/banned.
I'll go back up to mine and edit/delete so the link doesn't show.
[You need to do the same where you quoted me]

yup - I got a naughty step for posting an optical illusion which made it look like inner thigh and yet we've got far more suggestive and skin-showing on the jazz-mags thread. Weird old place here

I got banned from the jokes thread because there was a swear word in an image I posted (which the swear filter can't see). Didn't know I'd done anything wrong until I got a ban.

I got banned for a while from the Council thread for posting a photo of an attractive Australian girl displaying her attributes. Quite rightly so, it was definitely against rule something-or-other so fair enough. But I got forgiven and unbanned after about a year or so.
Then I had a joke about Angela Rayner removed and an email saying that the mod had enjoyed the joke but I was getting a yellow.
Fair enough again I suppose. Sometimes people grouse about the mods being a bit oversensitive but can you imagine NP&E for example without robust moderation?
Modding is a thankless task; I wouldn't do it for a pension.

[DodgyGeezer]

Trim your beaver...

https://youtube.com/shorts/Wl9FRN-FkC4?si=-6iZaB2I...

[Jules Sunley]

DodgyGeezer said:

Trim your beaver... https://youtube.com/shorts/Wl9FRN-FkC4?si=-6iZaB2I...

'2 finger flying'

[E-bmw]

For those not in the know, this needs to be read in a Hull accent, it is a real sign.

[Milkyway]

Tour de France time trials.
(Big Cycle Race).

Women have been wearing padded bras... they have been classed as 'chest fairings', which are banned.
Apparently they are worth about 0.78secs / Km.
( Adrien Newy would be proud).

NB: I take it that this applies to the men as well.

Edited by Milkyway on Tuesday 4th August 11:35

[Mammasaid]

Milkyway said:

That me trial cycling.

Some women have been swearing padded bras. They have called them 'chest fairings' which are to be banned.
Apparently they are worth about 0.78secs / Km.
( Adrien Newey would be proud).

F£"$ me!

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/cycling/2026/08/04/fem...

[bodhi]

E-bmw said:

For those not in the know, this needs to be read in a Hull accent, it is a real sign.

I thought this was more of a take on the old "Goosebumps" meme that was going about around 10 years ago and isn't particularly PC these days.

Maybe we all had it wrong, maybe the Goosebumps lady was just from Hull?

[Milkyway]

Mammasaid said:

F£"$ me!

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/cycling/2026/08/04/fem...

pre-edited.

Do they have TTSTOPS.
And who / how are they measured.

NB: Lance STROLL & Fernando will be testing 'chest fairings' in NL.

Edited by Milkyway on Tuesday 4th August 11:36

[Pixel Pusher]

bodhi said:

E-bmw said:

For those not in the know, this needs to be read in a Hull accent, it is a real sign.

I thought this was more of a take on the old "Goosebumps" meme that was going about around 10 years ago and isn't particularly PC these days.

Maybe we all had it wrong, maybe the Goosebumps lady was just from Hull?

Ermagerd. Gersberms.

[Mammasaid]

Milkyway said:

Mammasaid said:

F£"$ me!

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/cycling/2026/08/04/fem...

pre-editrd.

Do they have TTSTOPS.
And who / how are they measured.

And you would like to apply for the job?

[SpeckledJim]

bodhi said:

E-bmw said:

For those not in the know, this needs to be read in a Hull accent, it is a real sign.

I thought this was more of a take on the old "Goosebumps" meme that was going about around 10 years ago and isn't particularly PC these days.

Maybe we all had it wrong, maybe the Goosebumps lady was just from Hull?

A customer walks into a hair salon in Hull and asks the stylist:"Can I have a perm?"

The stylist replies:"Of course, lerve... I werndered lernely as a clerd..."

[Milkyway]

Mammasaid said:

Milkyway said:

Mammasaid said:

F£"$ me!

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/cycling/2026/08/04/fem...

pre-editrd.

Do they have TTSTOPS.
And who / how are they measured.

And you would like to apply for the job?

Depends on the pay... & bonuses.
(Checking for Chicken Fillets).

Edited by Milkyway on Tuesday 4th August 12:08