Juvenile things that make you snigger (Vol. 3)

[Last Visit]

Pixel Pusher said:

bodhi said:

E-bmw said:

For those not in the know, this needs to be read in a Hull accent, it is a real sign.

I thought this was more of a take on the old "Goosebumps" meme that was going about around 10 years ago and isn't particularly PC these days.

Maybe we all had it wrong, maybe the Goosebumps lady was just from Hull?

Ermagerd. Gersberms.

Maggie Goldenberger for anyone whos not sure what this relates to.

[POIDH]

Milkyway said:

Tour de France time trials.
(Big Cycle Race).

Women have been wearing padded bras... they have been classed as 'chest fairings', which are banned.
Apparently they are worth about 0.78secs / Km.
( Adrien Newy would be proud).

NB: I take it that this applies to the men as well.

Edited by Milkyway on Tuesday 4th August 11:35

I truly wish my moobs made me faster on a bike...

[E-bmw]

SpeckledJim said:

bodhi said:

E-bmw said:

For those not in the know, this needs to be read in a Hull accent, it is a real sign.

I thought this was more of a take on the old "Goosebumps" meme that was going about around 10 years ago and isn't particularly PC these days.

Maybe we all had it wrong, maybe the Goosebumps lady was just from Hull?

A customer walks into a hair salon in Hull and asks the stylist:"Can I have a perm?"

The stylist replies:"Of course, lerve... I werndered lernely as a clerd..."

You got it.

[Still Mulling]

SpeckledJim said:

A customer walks into a hair salon in Hull and asks the stylist:"Can I have a perm?"

The stylist replies:"Of course, lerve... I werndered lernely as a clerd..."

[hidetheelephants]

Still Mulling said:

SpeckledJim said:

A customer walks into a hair salon in Hull and asks the stylist:"Can I have a perm?"

The stylist replies:"Of course, lerve... I werndered lernely as a clerd..."

Surely it would be the local lad they quote; "They ferk yer up, yer merm and dad."?

[MartG]

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c07rm5rnr40o

[Milkyway]

MartG said:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c07rm5rnr40o

I saw that...no doubt named after the infamous Erica Roe... good hunting.
Aka The 'Twickenham Streaker'... remember the BBC showed the match LIVE.
(For those of us of a certain age, & as Benny Hill would have said... "SHE WAS BIG".)

Edited by Milkyway on Wednesday 5th August 11:39

[Frimley111R]

She's there for years and year, one or two people don't like it and she's removed. Brilliant! Although it worked out well for them in the end.

Why the fk do we pander to the minority continually?!!

[vikingaero]

Make it so that you cannot complain about something anonymously.

"Mrs Edna Miggins of 43 Lower Street, Newport made a complaint about busty Erica"

[MartG]

vikingaero said:

Make it so that you cannot complain about something anonymously.

"Mrs Edna Miggins of 43 Lower Street, Newport made a complaint about busty Erica"

Sounds like a good idea to me

[Error_404_Username_not_found]

Milkyway said:

MartG said:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c07rm5rnr40o

I saw that...no doubt named after the infamous Erica Roe... good hunting.
Aka The 'Twickenham Streaker'... remember the BBC showed the match LIVE.
(For those of us of a certain age, & as Benny Hill would have said... "SHE WAS BIG".)

Edited by Milkyway on Wednesday 5th August 11:39

Haha, yeah I remember her. Led the cops a merry dance around the pitch.
Remember the cop trying to cover her "charms" with his helmet?

Erica...

[Milkyway]

MartG said:

vikingaero said:

Make it so that you cannot complain about something anonymously.

"Mrs Edna Miggins of 43 Lower Street, Newport made a complaint about busty Erica"

Sounds like a good idea to me

Legoland will no doubt follow suit.
And the coppers hats were a lot bigger then.

Edited by Milkyway on Wednesday 5th August 15:22

[Stealthracer]

One of my favourite gags when I go to a naturist event is to remain clothed, run among all the naked people and say:

"Look - I'm a streaker!"

[motco]

Error_404_Username_not_found said:

Haha, yeah I remember her. Led the cops a merry dance around the pitch.
Remember the cop trying to cover her "charms" with his helmet?

Erica...

Now in her late sixties living in the Algarve and is a grandmother.

[juice]

OMG



https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/gr...

[DodgyGeezer]

[gusko]

This week a man tried to escape the police on a e-vehicle

I present the Bulgarian Surron



link to the article https://www.24chasa.bg/bulgaria/article/23338070

[Milkyway]

gusko said:

This week a man tried to escape the police on a e-vehicle

I present the Bulgarian Surron



link to the article https://www.24chasa.bg/bulgaria/article/23338070

Looks like it's based on an Ariel Atom.
Henry Cole & Co could do a lot with that.

Edited by Milkyway on Thursday 6th August 15:26

[Skyedriver]

Have a rum-mage under the seat, clear the pilot jet and ad some trinketry.

[nicanary]

[quote=Skyedriver]Have a rum-mage under the seat, clear the pilot jet and ad some trinketry.[/quot

It needs some accoutrements.