Juvenile things that make you snigger (Vol. 3)

[captain_cynic]

motco said:

stemll said:

motco said:

Well Tiggywinkles is real, so I assume this is not AI.

It's 7 years old but it's real

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-h...

"Vinny"

There was a release ceremony for Vinny near the local wind farm.

[Milkyway]

motco said:

"Vinny"

'Ruby' if it was a female.
Curried Seagull & Chips... payback time.

Edited by Milkyway on Saturday 8th August 13:24

[vaud]

[motco]

captain_cynic said:

motco said:

stemll said:

motco said:

Well Tiggywinkles is real, so I assume this is not AI.

It's 7 years old but it's real

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-h...

"Vinny"

There was a release ceremony for Vinny near the local wind farm.

Did they want him chopped up then?

Mind you, the only wind turbine I can think of over that way is a single machine standing rather apologetically in a field!

[motco]

I'm almost beginning to doubt the whole story Guardian

[stemll]

motco said:

I'm almost beginning to doubt the whole story Guardian

Different bird. Different shaped beaks. Remember, a lot of birds are stupid.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-gloucestersh...

[Milkyway]

stemll said:

Different bird. Different shaped beaks. Remember, a lot of birds are stupid.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-gloucestersh...

So are hedgehogs... thinking that rolling into ball will save them from being squished.

[wolfracesonic]

It could be a kormarant not a seagull…

[vaud]

wolfracesonic said:

It could be a kormarant not a seagull

The common cormorant or shag
Lays eggs inside a paper bag
The reason you will see no doubt
It is to keep the lightning out
But what these unobservant birds
Have never noticed is that herds
Of wandering bears may come with buns
And steal the bags to hold the crumbs.


However, the Great Cormorant (Phalacrocorax carbo) and the European Shag (Gulosus aristotelis) are two distinct species. Personally I prefer a European Shag.

[Ultra Sound Guy]

vaud said:

Personally I prefer a European Shag.

[Milkyway]

Ultra Sound Guy said:

The other one sounds like a 'stimulant'.

[vaud]

By the same guy who does the Oatmeal web site.

[Filton-flyer]

Just trawling Faceache Marketplace and this popped up

[captain_cynic]

Filton-flyer said:

Just trawling Faceache Marketplace and this popped up

That'll sort out those tight O rings

[ruggedscotty]

vaud said:

I called to complain, and the person at the other end started coffin pretty bad.....

[Skyedriver]

wolfracesonic said:

It could be a kormarant not a seagull

ISWYDT

[Landlubber]

ruggedscotty said:

vaud said:

I called to complain, and the person at the other end started coffin pretty bad.....

Shrouded in secrecy

[wolfracesonic]

Skyedriver said:

wolfracesonic said:

It could be a kormarant not a seagull

ISWYDT

I was wondering if anyone would get it! I can sleep soundly tonight

[Russet Grange]

[geeks]