Juvenile things that make you snigger (Vol. 3)

[hidetheelephants]

A bloke along the road won it one year, he's not shut up about it since.

[Milkyway]

rodericb said:

I don't know if you have this in the UK but here in Australia pubs and bars sometimes had a happy hour and one extra feature of this some would have thing called "toss the boss"

I've only ever had (not) two female Managers... One & one
We played five a side one night, the one was playing badminton in the next court.
Not a lot of football was played that evening... especially when She went for the high shots.
(Rather tight & short vest)

She drove an old Astra GTI, I had a brand new Calibra.
She commented thats the sort of guy She wanted... the look of disappointment when I unlocked it.
(Followed by the comment about being in the wrong job... Her, not me.)

Edited by Milkyway on Thursday 13th August 15:26

[MartG]

[Milkyway]

He got caught cutting his toenails with them & they were once her dearly missed Grandmothers.

[epom]

Milkyway said:

He got caught cutting his toenails with them & they were once her dearly missed Grandmothers.

Bit odd keeping Granny’s toenails like that.!

[Milkyway]

epom said:

Milkyway said:

He got caught cutting his toenails with them & they were once her dearly missed Grandmothers.

Bit odd keeping Granny s toenails like that.!

That like saying She has her Dad's eyes & Mum's nose.

Edited by Milkyway on Friday 14th August 20:01

[zb]

[yellowjack]

[Milkyway]

yellowjack said:

As a kid, the 'Bombhole' at Snetterton made me chuckle.... still does.
(Apparently the dip caused a lot of grief, especially for bike riders... regarded as a 'bumhole of a corner'.)

Edited by Milkyway on Friday 14th August 20:09

[Roofless Toothless]

Milkyway said:

As a kid, the 'Bombhole' at Snetterton made me chuckle.... still does.

It was original called The Bumhole, but it got bowdlerised by a more sensitive generation of drivers and journalists.

[DodgyGeezer]

[TGCOTF-dewey]

You can't not share some of those interesting facts.

I want to know how many brown trout it can carry...can you use them to drop the kids off at the pool....are there any cable laying versions...do they have a captain's log... important stuff like that.

[djcube]

[quote=Milkyway]

As a kid, the 'Bombhole' at Snetterton made me chuckle.... still does.
(Apparently the dip caused a lot of grief, especially for bike riders... regarded as a 'bumhole of a corner'.)


The Bumble Hole branch on the Birmingham Canal Navigation brings out the juvenile in me...

[Milkyway]

BREAKING NEWS:

HEATHROW AIRPORT WARNS OF DISRUPTION FOLLOWING FLOODS.
A road tunnel has flooded between terminals 2 & 3.

Edited by Milkyway on Saturday 15th August 08:57

[Monkeylegend]

Milkyway said:

BREAKING NEWS:

HEATHROW AIRPORT WARNS OF DISRUPTION FOLLOWING FLOODS.
A road tunnel has flooded between terminals 2 & 3.

Edited by Milkyway on Saturday 15th August 08:57

And why does that make you snigger?

[Milkyway]

Monkeylegend said:

And why does that make you snigger?

Flooding... When we are in the middle of a heatwave.
(Maybe. It's just me)

NB: Seriously though... They are advising people to use the train & tube.

Edited by Milkyway on Saturday 15th August 09:06

[Monkeylegend]

Milkyway said:

Monkeylegend said:

And why does that make you snigger?

Flooding... When we are in the middle of a heatwave.
(Maybe. It's just me)

NB: Seriously though... They are advising people to use the train & tube.

Edited by Milkyway on Saturday 15th August 09:06

Not unusual with a burst water pipe but to find it amusing when people are trying to get away on holidays etc........well.

Just be glad it hasn't disrupted your holiday plans

[Milkyway]

Monkeylegend said:

Not unusual with a burst water pipe but to find it amusing when people are trying to get away on holidays etc........well.

Just be glad it hasn't disrupted your holiday plans

Apologies... I thought that this was a light hearted thread.
( No more than a traffic jam somewhere in the Country).

Edited by Milkyway on Saturday 15th August 09:15

[Monkeylegend]

Milkyway said:

Monkeylegend said:

Not unusual with a burst water pipe but to find it amusing when people are trying to get away on holidays etc........well.

Just be glad it hasn't disrupted your holiday plans

Apologies... I thought that this was a light hearted thread.
( No more than a traffic jam somewhere in the Country).

Edited by Milkyway on Saturday 15th August 09:15

Juvenile things to me means doing something or finding something very childish but maybe that is just me

[DodgyGeezer]

Milkyway said:

BREAKING NEWS:

HEATHROW AIRPORT WARNS OF DISRUPTION FOLLOWING FLOODS.
A road tunnel has flooded between terminals 2 & 3.

Edited by Milkyway on Saturday 15th August 08:57

glad it wasn't just me. TBF, though, when I saw the headline earlier this morning, it just read along the lines of "Flood at Heathrow causes delays" with no mention of road tunnels