Juvenile things that make you snigger (Vol. 3)

Juvenile things that make you snigger (Vol. 3)

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nonsequitur

17,099 posts

80 months

Sunday 13th December 2020
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irocfan said:
It must be a French car.

Saleen836

8,542 posts

173 months

Sunday 13th December 2020
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irocfan

26,580 posts

154 months

Sunday 13th December 2020
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slopes

32,734 posts

151 months

Sunday 13th December 2020
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laugh at the last two

LordLoveLength

913 posts

94 months

Sunday 13th December 2020
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slopes

32,734 posts

151 months

Sunday 13th December 2020
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rofl

bristolbaron

2,828 posts

176 months

Sunday 13th December 2020
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Jonboy_t said:
My old man has just had rather invasive surgery which has resulted in having a stoma. He’s been really down in the dumps about it so me and the lad went round to see him to sit in the garden and catch up. He was telling us about how much money he’s saved on loo roll when his bag just erupted in the wettest, loudest and most violent fart I have ever heard in my life. My lad (7) practically wet himself as my old man shot up and ran in to the house shouting “bloody hell, it’s going to bloody explode!” As you could see the involuntary balloon pushing his T-shirt out.

I’d rather not think about the results of an explosion of the bag, but now it’s been laughed about A LOT by all the grandkids, he’s much happier about it smile
I have a bag and it’s generally pretty well behaved. My kids (being 4&6) absolutely love it laugh
It did let me down once though, an induction assembly for the kids school. All the new parents present and Stomezy decides it’s time to say hello. Loudly and repeatedly. Still, better than being dead!

Jonboy_t

4,680 posts

147 months

Sunday 13th December 2020
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bristolbaron said:
Jonboy_t said:
My old man has just had rather invasive surgery which has resulted in having a stoma. He’s been really down in the dumps about it so me and the lad went round to see him to sit in the garden and catch up. He was telling us about how much money he’s saved on loo roll when his bag just erupted in the wettest, loudest and most violent fart I have ever heard in my life. My lad (7) practically wet himself as my old man shot up and ran in to the house shouting “bloody hell, it’s going to bloody explode!” As you could see the involuntary balloon pushing his T-shirt out.

I’d rather not think about the results of an explosion of the bag, but now it’s been laughed about A LOT by all the grandkids, he’s much happier about it smile
I have a bag and it’s generally pretty well behaved. My kids (being 4&6) absolutely love it laugh
It did let me down once though, an induction assembly for the kids school. All the new parents present and Stomezy decides it’s time to say hello. Loudly and repeatedly. Still, better than being dead!
Stomezy! Love it!!

Definitely better than being dead smile We have a little bit of a black sense of humour in my family. The day he was going in, me and my sister popped round with a roll of white stickers with our names on, let ourselves through the front door and started labelling the things up that we’d each have if it didn’t work out as planned. Quite juvenile I suppose, but definitely eased the tension of the day smile

irocfan

26,580 posts

154 months

Monday 14th December 2020
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Mammasaid

1,774 posts

61 months

Monday 14th December 2020
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irocfan said:
Moderately humorous image
That's the 2nd time you've posted that in the last 24 hours.

Did you forget about the 1st time. hehe

Huff

2,673 posts

155 months

Monday 14th December 2020
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Central Bath this afternoon.

MartG

17,604 posts

168 months

Monday 14th December 2020
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Ummm...


MartG

17,604 posts

168 months

Monday 14th December 2020
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ENCAP rating -5


nonsequitur

17,099 posts

80 months

Monday 14th December 2020
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Huff said:


Central Bath this afternoon.
Ironic.

irocfan

26,580 posts

154 months

Monday 14th December 2020
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Mammasaid said:
irocfan said:
Moderately humorous image
That's the 2nd time you've posted that in the last 24 hours.

Did you forget about the 1st time. hehe
getmecoat

irocfan

26,580 posts

154 months

Monday 14th December 2020
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motco

13,832 posts

210 months

Monday 14th December 2020
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MartG said:
ENCAP rating -5

Sure it's not 'Kneecap Rating'?

Saleen836

8,542 posts

173 months

Monday 14th December 2020
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Huff

2,673 posts

155 months

Monday 14th December 2020
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nonsequitur said:
Huff said:


Central Bath this afternoon.
Ironic.
It's like Nonse, on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that he just didn't take
And who would've thought, it figures

Mr. Nonse was afraid to write;
He punted ste PH puns, kissed his ass goodbye
He waited his whole damn life to post that ste
And as he was voted down, he thought
"Well, isn't this nice?"

And isn't it ironic, don't you think?


Edited by Huff on Monday 14th December 20:38

rodericb

2,998 posts

90 months

Monday 14th December 2020
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nonsequitur said:
Huff said:


Central Bath this afternoon.
Ironic.
hehe