Juvenile things that make you snigger (Vol. 3)
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Jonboy_t said:
My old man has just had rather invasive surgery which has resulted in having a stoma. He’s been really down in the dumps about it so me and the lad went round to see him to sit in the garden and catch up. He was telling us about how much money he’s saved on loo roll when his bag just erupted in the wettest, loudest and most violent fart I have ever heard in my life. My lad (7) practically wet himself as my old man shot up and ran in to the house shouting “bloody hell, it’s going to bloody explode!” As you could see the involuntary balloon pushing his T-shirt out.
I’d rather not think about the results of an explosion of the bag, but now it’s been laughed about A LOT by all the grandkids, he’s much happier about it
I have a bag and it’s generally pretty well behaved. My kids (being 4&6) absolutely love it I’d rather not think about the results of an explosion of the bag, but now it’s been laughed about A LOT by all the grandkids, he’s much happier about it
It did let me down once though, an induction assembly for the kids school. All the new parents present and Stomezy decides it’s time to say hello. Loudly and repeatedly. Still, better than being dead!
bristolbaron said:
Jonboy_t said:
My old man has just had rather invasive surgery which has resulted in having a stoma. He’s been really down in the dumps about it so me and the lad went round to see him to sit in the garden and catch up. He was telling us about how much money he’s saved on loo roll when his bag just erupted in the wettest, loudest and most violent fart I have ever heard in my life. My lad (7) practically wet himself as my old man shot up and ran in to the house shouting “bloody hell, it’s going to bloody explode!” As you could see the involuntary balloon pushing his T-shirt out.
I’d rather not think about the results of an explosion of the bag, but now it’s been laughed about A LOT by all the grandkids, he’s much happier about it
I have a bag and it’s generally pretty well behaved. My kids (being 4&6) absolutely love it I’d rather not think about the results of an explosion of the bag, but now it’s been laughed about A LOT by all the grandkids, he’s much happier about it
It did let me down once though, an induction assembly for the kids school. All the new parents present and Stomezy decides it’s time to say hello. Loudly and repeatedly. Still, better than being dead!
Definitely better than being dead
We have a little bit of a black sense of humour in my family. The day he was going in, me and my sister popped round with a roll of white stickers with our names on, let ourselves through the front door and started labelling the things up that we’d each have if it didn’t work out as planned. Quite juvenile I suppose, but definitely eased the tension of the day 
nonsequitur said:
It's like Nonse, on your wedding dayIt's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that he just didn't take
And who would've thought, it figures
Mr. Nonse was afraid to write;
He punted s
te PH puns, kissed his ass goodbyeHe waited his whole damn life to post that s
teAnd as he was voted down, he thought
"Well, isn't this nice?"
And isn't it ironic, don't you think?
Edited by Huff on Monday 14th December 20:38
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