Juvenile things that make you snigger (Vol. 3)

[bodhi]

Milkyway said:

cobra kid said:

V8mate said:

Might just be me...

Apologies, but please explain for the simpletons like me.

I see BKS... ‘B*****KS‘

I had NRD ( Nerd) & TWP (Twerp).
(Number plate spotting... helps brighten up a dull journey).

Edited by Milkyway on Friday 24th June 12:48

My first ever number plate finished with the letters BNT.

I'd be lying if I suggested that the folks I went to school with didn't occasionally write an additional E on it at times...

I just wish I'd waited a while and got CNT instead.

[V8mate]

Milkyway said:

cobra kid said:

V8mate said:

Might just be me...

Apologies, but please explain for the simpletons like me.

I see BKS... ‘B*****KS‘

I had NRD ( Nerd) & TWP (Twerp).
(Number plate spotting... helps brighten up a dull journey).

German number plates start with an abbreviated version of the town/administrative area the owner lives in.

An immediate sense that the car was from the little known, German town of bks

[Milkyway]

bodhi said:

My first ever number plate finished with the letters BNT.

I'd be lying if I suggested that the folks I went to school with didn't occasionally write an additional E on it at times...

I just wish I'd waited a while and got CNT instead.

TNT...that would go like a bomb.
I had RJB which was almost my initials... so just changed my name to Roger.

Edited by Milkyway on Friday 24th June 13:25

[Baron Greenback]

You are going to looks from the post for long time after delivery!

[Pitre]

Milkyway said:

bodhi said:

My first ever number plate finished with the letters BNT.

I'd be lying if I suggested that the folks I went to school with didn't occasionally write an additional E on it at times...

I just wish I'd waited a while and got CNT instead.

TNT...that would go like a bomb.
I had RJB which was almost my initials... so just changed my name to Roger.

Edited by Milkyway on Friday 24th June 13:25

I bought an MR2 with a POO plate. Soon changed it...

[Milkyway]

Pitre said:

I bought an MR2 with a POO plate. Soon changed it...

In France, it was known as the Toyota MR, as MR2 in French sounded to much like ‘s**t’.
(merde).

Edited by Milkyway on Friday 24th June 17:48

[Milkyway]

I was watching a TV programme, & a girl was called... Jenny Taylor.
( Say it quick... )

[wong]

Milkyway said:

I was watching a TV programme, & a girl was called... Jenny Taylor.
( Say it quick... )

I'm sure she's on PH.

Edit - actually it's Jenny Tailor on PH

Edited by wong on Saturday 25th June 20:21

[captain_cynic]

bodhi said:

My first ever number plate finished with the letters BNT.

I'd be lying if I suggested that the folks I went to school with didn't occasionally write an additional E on it at times...

I just wish I'd waited a while and got CNT instead.

Had a boss who's numberplate was 1CNT, it was fitting and ironically on a Mitsi Pajero (Pajero is wker in Spanish, they called it the Shogun here).

My 200sx had 1 BCH 094 (if anyone spots that bad boy in West Oz it'd be nice to know it hasn't been crashhd yet).

[Milkyway]

captain_cynic said:

Had a boss who's numberplate was 1CNT, it was fitting and ironically on a Mitsi Pajero (Pajero is wker in Spanish, they called it the Shogun here).

My 200sx had 1 BCH 094 (if anyone spots that bad boy in West Oz it'd be nice to know it hasn't been crashhd yet).

A local company boss has personal BJ (then numbers) plates.

[vaud]

Milkyway said:

I was watching a TV programme, & a girl was called... Jenny Taylor.
( Say it quick... )

One works at a company I know.

I have a long list of funny names but the best one I have seen to date is "Mr Willybiro" (not in UK).

Oh and Randy Bender.

[Milkyway]

vaud said:

One works at a company I know.

I have a long list of funny names but the best one I have seen to date is "Mr Willybiro" (not in UK).

Oh and Randy Bender.

Jack Goff takes some beating.
Do some parents not think, care or just have a good sense of humour.
But if it’s your married name ... then it’s just pure bad luck.

Edited by Milkyway on Saturday 25th June 16:44

[eldar]

Milkyway said:

A local company boss has personal BJ (then numbers) plates.

Popular in 2008

[vaud]

Milkyway said:

Jack Goff takes some beating.
Do some parents not think, care or just have a good sense of humour.
But if it’s your married name ... then it’s just pure bad luck.

You don't have to take your partners name. In the US Randy Bender doesn't mean anything, nor does Willybiro.

Jenny Taylor in the UK is pretty unforgivable.

[littleowl]

There is an April Fill who works for the US side of the company I work for.

I'm guessing it's her married name as I can't believe her parents wouldn't have noticed.

[V8mate]

Pitre said:

Milkyway said:

bodhi said:

My first ever number plate finished with the letters BNT.

I'd be lying if I suggested that the folks I went to school with didn't occasionally write an additional E on it at times...

I just wish I'd waited a while and got CNT instead.

TNT...that would go like a bomb.
I had RJB which was almost my initials... so just changed my name to Roger.

I bought an MR2 with a POO plate. Soon changed it...

This is my favourite plate I've spotted. Must resonate with plenty of owners...

[wong]

V8mate said:

This is my favourite plate I've spotted. Must resonate with plenty of owners...

That's excellent.

[Filton-flyer]

[CanAm]

V8mate said:

This is my favourite plate I've spotted. Must resonate with plenty of owners...

In Germany you have no control of the first 2 (or sometimes, 3) letters which represent the place where you live, but you can ask for your own choice for the rest. I guess this was an ex-pat, or an unfortunate choice by a German.

[DodgyGeezer]

vaud said:

Milkyway said:

Jack Goff takes some beating.
Do some parents not think, care or just have a good sense of humour.
But if it’s your married name ... then it’s just pure bad luck.

You don't have to take your partners name. In the US Randy Bender doesn't mean anything, nor does Willybiro.

Jenny Taylor in the UK is pretty unforgivable.

Didn't Jasper Carrot have a (short) skit on this - ex-pat in the US had the plate 'bks' or very similar?