Juvenile things that make you snigger (Vol. 3)

Juvenile things that make you snigger (Vol. 3)

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Finglescave

219 posts

24 months

Monday 27th June 2022
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Randomly searching Auto Trader (for those who can’t see it the wording on the screen) made me chuckle as its a main dealer listing



Edited by Finglescave on Monday 27th June 10:11

Milkyway

9,383 posts

53 months

Monday 27th June 2022
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jet_noise

5,644 posts

182 months

Monday 27th June 2022
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Finglescave said:
Randomly searching Auto Trader (for those who can’t see it the wording on the screen) made me chuckle as its a main dealer listing



Edited by Finglescave on Monday 27th June 10:11
Up! GTi smile

Finglescave

219 posts

24 months

Monday 27th June 2022
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jet_noise said:
Finglescave said:
Randomly searching Auto Trader (for those who can’t see it the wording on the screen) made me chuckle as its a main dealer listing



Edited by Finglescave on Monday 27th June 10:11
Up! GTi smile
Correct. Two points for you biggrin

shakotan

10,684 posts

196 months

Monday 27th June 2022
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DodgyGeezer said:
vaud said:
Milkyway said:
Jack Goff takes some beating.
Do some parents not think, care or just have a good sense of humour.
But if it’s your married name ... then it’s just pure bad luck.
You don't have to take your partners name. In the US Randy Bender doesn't mean anything, nor does Willybiro.

Jenny Taylor in the UK is pretty unforgivable.
Didn't Jasper Carrot have a (short) skit on this - ex-pat in the US had the plate 'bks' or very similar?
Anyone who follows the YT channel 'Aging Wheels' will know he drives a Reliant Robin in the States with a UK-spec front plate that says bks

Milkyway

9,383 posts

53 months

Monday 27th June 2022
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WarrenB said:
This one tickled me, Dr Sprout...

One of our GP’s is Dr. Care... & yes, their initial is ‘S’. bounce

Error_404_Username_not_found

2,179 posts

51 months

Monday 27th June 2022
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Stick Legs said:


Nominative Determinism in action!
Chapeau!
Well spotted indeedy.

jet_noise

5,644 posts

182 months

Monday 27th June 2022
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Finglescave said:
Correct. Two points for you biggrin
hehe
Easy when you have one on the drive!

ETA missing "have"!

Edited by jet_noise on Monday 27th June 17:16

Mallard126

3,437 posts

157 months

Monday 27th June 2022
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Milkyway said:
WarrenB said:
This one tickled me, Dr Sprout...

One of our GP’s is Dr. Care... & yes, their initial is ‘S’. bounce
Reminds me of this classic from Leeds Uni:


wong

1,287 posts

216 months

Monday 27th June 2022
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Mallard126 said:
Reminds me of this classic from Leeds Uni:

smile

ruggedscotty

5,624 posts

209 months

Monday 27th June 2022
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Yup some names out there....

Richard Organ....

and

Richard Hair...


kid you not

motco

15,940 posts

246 months

Monday 27th June 2022
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ruggedscotty said:
Yup some names out there....

Richard Organ....

and

Richard Hair...


kid you not
Once, long ago, there was an entry in the Oxford Area telephone directory (remember those big books full of names?) for an unfortunate chap called Robert Sole (it might have been Soul) and of course he would be known to many as Mr R Sole

Milkyway

9,383 posts

53 months

Monday 27th June 2022
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ruggedscotty said:
Yup some names out there....

Richard Organ....

and

Richard Hair...


kid you not
Watching Rallycross recently & one of the drivers was called Swallow... poor girl. rolleyes

Fermit

12,903 posts

100 months

Monday 27th June 2022
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Milkyway said:
Watching Rallycross recently & one of the drivers was called Swallow... poor girl. rolleyes
Made a whole lot worse if her first name is Ava or Lottie.

vaud

50,412 posts

155 months

Monday 27th June 2022
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Mallard126 said:
Reminds me of this classic from Leeds Uni:
#kittendisesstion #pedantalert: it wasn't Leeds, and IIRC no-one evert tracked down the professor; it is an incredibly unusual name and thought to be a (funny) hoax that I have neutered by being a pedant.


motco

15,940 posts

246 months

Monday 27th June 2022
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Swedish rally who must have struggled with weak components; his name was Bengt Axel

Sales manager at Dunlop Tyres in 1968 was a certain Mr Skidmore.

Milkyway

9,383 posts

53 months

Monday 27th June 2022
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motco said:
Swedish rally who must have struggled with weak components; his name was Bengt Axel

Sales manager at Dunlop Tyres in 1968 was a certain Mr Skidmore.
I worked for Mars, one of the Managers was a Rowntree.
( We were all convinced that he was an industrial spy... but he always denied being related to that family). scratchchin

Ooops... Almost forgot Richard Head too.
( Really unlucky if you became the one, one, one / 3rd) yikes


Edited by Milkyway on Monday 27th June 19:31

ollie plymsoles

216 posts

99 months

Monday 27th June 2022
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Did a few plumbing jobs a few years back for a bloke around the corner from me called Richard Kitchen. Aka Dick itchinlaugh

Huff

3,143 posts

191 months

Monday 27th June 2022
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I did a post grad diploma where the course leader was a Mr Dick Small.

On the quirk of nominative determinism (aka - strangely- appropriate coincidences) in the last couple of years I've worked with Structural engineers with appropriate names - one a Mr Bracey, another , a Mr Wedge.

I can prob think of several comparable in other consultants ...

Edited by Huff on Monday 27th June 19:16

ruggedscotty

5,624 posts

209 months

Monday 27th June 2022
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Milkyway said:
ruggedscotty said:
Yup some names out there....

Richard Organ....

and

Richard Hair...


kid you not
Watching Rallycross recently & one of the drivers was called Swallow... poor girl. rolleyes
there was an escort agency in Edinburgh that was called swallows.....

they had quite a few birds...