Juvenile things that make you snigger (Vol. 3)

[zb]

[DodgyGeezer]

zb said:

[Lotusgone]

There's a reporter on the Times who once wrote an article on child abuse.

His name is Roger Boyes.

[ChemicalChaos]

motco said:

Swedish rally who must have struggled with weak components; his name was Bengt Axel

Could be worse, could be this Nascar driver...

[Milkyway]

ChemicalChaos said:

Could be worse, could be this Nascar driver...

Must get a bit uncomfortable during a race.
( Makes a change to a ‘brown trouser’ moment).

[DocJock]

The old ones are still the best ones...

[geeks]

Always the old ones are the best "the bowler's holding the batsman's willey"

[DodgyGeezer]

geeks said:

Always the old ones are the best "the bowler's holding the batsman's willey"

"Alberto Juantorena spreads his legs and shows his class" is another Coleman ball IIRC

[Milkyway]

[vaud]

"Jesus is having a medical at Arsenal before a £45m move"

[ApOrbital]

Christ almighty.

[smn159]

vaud said:

"Jesus is having a medical at Arsenal before a £45m move"

If they find that he's dead they could always give it a few days I suppose

[Milkyway]

smn159 said:

If they find that he's dead they could always give it a few days I suppose

He’s got just enough mates for a football team.

Edited by Milkyway on Tuesday 28th June 18:13

[DodgyGeezer]

[juice]

[Google [bot]]

[Milkyway]

Google [bot] said:

There was a speedboat called... Shot off a Shivel

[john2443]

vaud said:

Jenny Taylor in the UK is pretty unforgivable.

I know 2 Jenny Taylors - 1 has got married so now has her husbands surname, I noticed the other has changed her name on FB. I know their fathers but don't like to ask "WTF were you thinking!"

I've also seen on FB (friend of a friend) Jenna Taylor.

When we chose our kids names I checked initials and abbreviations to be sure they weren't an issue.

When we did anagrams of peoples names for a party, a friends daughter came up as Genital Rash - fortunately Tangles Hair was more suitable!

[DodgyGeezer]

[Milkyway]

Toyota.,I’ve always said Hi - Lux... apparently it’s HILLUX.
( Well, it was at Goodwood anyway).