Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life Volume 36

[Scrump]

I don’t remember Bryan Ferry being quite that attractive

[glenrobbo]

Scrump said:

I don’t remember Bryan Ferry being quite that attractive

It's amazing what those plastic sturgeons can accomplish these days...

[glenrobbo]

How much time have we got before we all sit cross-legged in the Lotus position, join hands and close our eyes and all start "Ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"ing?

It's just that I'd like to put the kettle on for a nice cup of tea beforehand.

It helps me to get in the mood.

[Bobberoo]

I'm thinking that, at current page consumption and continued posting rates, sometime this evening, say around 7pmish, maybe, possibly, perhaps........"help me understand!!!

I'm off to the Chiropractor in a bit, don't you lot go all Hairy Chrisgnu on my me and start meditating early!!!

[glenrobbo]

Choir practise?

"Oh, for the wings, for the wings of a durve..."


Nah, he'll never get airborne like that.

Not without this RATO pack.
A bit of proper transcendental specific impulse strapped to his jacksie.
All he needs is a bit of spiritual guidance to control his trajectory.

And a helmet.


Oh, and this flameproof leotard.

Anyone coming along to the Rocket and Milkbottle for a few pints of oblivion soup later on?
To celebrate Bobbers 23,000,000,000,000,000,000,012th post and successful insertion into low earth orbit?

I think they've got "Sleeping Satellite" on the juke box thingy on the wall. And most likely "Rocket Man" as well.

[glenrobbo]

Of course, we'll get all the conspiracy theorist nutjobs saying that the launching of Bobbers was all faked, and nobody can get as high as that because there's no air to breathe and you can't orbit round a flat plane without bumping into one of the elephants standing on the back of the giant turtle, and Bill Gates would order NASA and the CIA to obliterate him and...

I wonder if they get their Absinthe from Battert?
Hmmmm...

[ApOrbital]

Just heard china rider on the radio WOW.

I must be getting old.

[Scrump]

China rider? Is this like the teacup ride at Disneyland?

You are never too old for a Disney ride!

[nonsequitur]

Scrump said:

I don’t remember Bryan Ferry being quite that attractive

He was never Virginia Plain.

[glenrobbo]

Fat lot of good that teacup is! .

It's a decent size, but all the tea would run out of that stupid slot in the side . Useless. Disney make any sense at all.

[ApOrbital]

One sugar please scrumps and that's fiberglass 709 ksi a mcvitie's digestive would break that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xCgZxrf8nrU

Nonse the door is that way ---->

[Bobberoo]

I used to like riding the tea cup ride, right up until the man threw me off off for throwing up on the family in the next tea cup, it's not my fault they span mine faster than everyone else's, it had nothing whatsoever to do with the 14 pints of Stella I'd drunk beforehand!!!

[Scrump]

Throwing a young boy off the teacup just because of a minor indigestion problem. They should be ashamed of themselves.
I bet you wouldn’t have stood for that if you had not been ten years old.

[Bobberoo]

I may have been a little older than 10...........
Certainly no more than 12 though!!!!

[Scrump]

[Scrump]

Have we decided on the route to the next volume yet?
Gangplank?
Tunnel?
Battert’s ray gun?
Giant Tea Cup?

[Bobberoo]

Oooohhhhh giant tea cup ride culminating in a new Volume!!!! Me likey very muchly!!!
Bit what tune should we have playing?!?!?

[Pastie Bloater]

I thought that's what this kool-aid you gave us was for?
You guys have drank yours already, haven't you

[Scrump]

I thought Ale Storm was our band du jour.
Although they may not be available at such short notice so we may have to settle for their tribute band, Shandy Shower.

[Bomma R1]

As it's such a nice day I think we may well make the journey on the old bike.

"Come on Foggy, get yer futtin leg over and crank it up"

"Volume 37 and Beyond..."



"And get yer visor down too you old goat. Don't wanna wasp up yer 'ooter"