A bit council (Vol 5)

[Tyre Smoke]

Perhaps for the things you always wanted to know thread, but why do fat birds always go for skinny blokes and vice versa?

Mate years ago was 10st soaking wet and his girlfriend at least double. And he worked with a chap who bought specialist jazz mags full of the fuller figured lady.

[Sway]

Tyre Smoke said:

Perhaps for the things you always wanted to know thread, but why do fat birds always go for skinny blokes and vice versa?

Mate years ago was 10st soaking wet and his girlfriend at least double. And he worked with a chap who bought specialist jazz mags full of the fuller figured lady.

I'm a skinny bloke, and fat birds are the very last thing I would ever go for...

[Portofino]

Always the way though.

Skinny scrote with no top on & his Donnay tracksuit bottoms with some heffalump with a Croydon facelift pushing a pram.

Reckon she would take him to the cleaners!

[cuprabob]

Tyre Smoke said:

Perhaps for the things you always wanted to know thread, but why do fat birds always go for skinny blokes and vice versa?

Mate years ago was 10st soaking wet and his girlfriend at least double. And he worked with a chap who bought specialist jazz mags full of the fuller figured lady.

Because the skinny bloke doesn't eat much leaving more for the fat bird.

[EdmondDantes]

What's council if your poor, but classy if your rich? Getting money from the Government

[Jules Sunley]

Glad to provide some entertainment a page back.

[jet_noise]

lauda said:

NWTony said:

Jules Sunley said:

Thought I'd post this for the juxtaposition of the council fake hanging things against the toy I've just cleaned ready for FOS tomorrow. Not often you get to use that word in a sentence.

Trying to use long words - council

I sometimes use long words I don't understand in order to appear more photosynthesis.

I’m discombubulamated.

Alpina - not council. (unless having the stripes pushes it towards the boundary, I rather like them).

And further unless it's an Alpina "replica" when definitely council.

[Turtle Shed]

kowalski655 said:

CharlesdeGaulle said:

Calling any car a 'toy' is Council.....

Unless made by Matchbox

Calling any car a 'weapon' - Uber Council

[wolfracesonic]

Jules Sunley said:

Thought I'd post this for the juxtaposition of the council fake hanging things against the toy I've just cleaned ready for FOS tomorrow. Not often you get to use that word in a sentence.

Trying to use long words - council

Have you considered some of these…

… to complement your ‘hanging baskets’?






Nice car though.

[hairy v]

Timothy Bucktu said:

lord trumpton said:

R56Cooper said:

Mammasaid said:

Clarkson's ticking a few council boxes here

I'm going to have to invite some further comments as to why?

Very wealthy man looks to be dressed in faded clothing with an appropriately sized carry on bag. Under armour hat is potentially council however.

I can't believe how big his gut is!

Looks like he's pregnant with a baby Rhinoceros.

Too much Hawkstone there I think!
Men...drink too much Beer = phantom pregnancy.

That is what 40 years of lager and pies does !

[thetapeworm]

Is "hosting a Ukrainian family" the new "keyworker"?

Don't get me wrong, it's very noble and I applaud them but they sure as heck like us to know.

(usually to ask for a free bike or similar)

[siovey]

Council?

[AmgMercedes]

siovey said:

Council?

If you need to ask

[cuprabob]

siovey said:

Council?

No, because there was no speedboat as a prize.

[Whistle]

Someone is selling this little gem on our local pages.

[Gunk]

siovey said:

Council?

Any TV program where the dominant colour is purple - council

[Tyre Smoke]

Whistle said:

Someone is selling this little gem on our local pages.

My ex wife I expect.

[Jules Sunley]

jet_noise said:

lauda said:

NWTony said:

Jules Sunley said:

Thought I'd post this for the juxtaposition of the council fake hanging things against the toy I've just cleaned ready for FOS tomorrow. Not often you get to use that word in a sentence.

Trying to use long words - council

I sometimes use long words I don't understand in order to appear more photosynthesis.

I’m discombubulamated.

Alpina - not council. (unless having the stripes pushes it towards the boundary, I rather like them).

And further unless it's an Alpina "replica" when definitely council.

Any 'replica' cars should be 'burned with fire' imo. This is real, chassis #007. Yes I am a Bond fan too

[Jules Sunley]

wolfracesonic said:

Jules Sunley said:

Thought I'd post this for the juxtaposition of the council fake hanging things against the toy I've just cleaned ready for FOS tomorrow. Not often you get to use that word in a sentence.

Trying to use long words - council

Have you considered some of these…

… to complement your ‘hanging baskets’?






Nice car though.

Thanks. Don't get me started on those grille slats... massively council

[Hugo Stiglitz]

A car with loads of badges on. Council. Sorry Alpina fans..