A bit council (Vol 5)

[alock]

Is it council if your girlfriend takes you to a Miller and Carter on 14th March if it's the only steak restaurant within walking distance?

[Shnozz]

alock said:

Is it council if your girlfriend takes you to a Miller and Carter on 14th March if it's the only steak restaurant within walking distance?

Bursledon by any chance?

[Alorotom]

alock said:

Is it council if your girlfriend takes you to a Miller and Carter on 14th March if it's the only steak restaurant within walking distance?

As long as the evening deed was completed as we all know steak is only the first half of the bargain!

[pocketspring]

Shnozz said:

alock said:

Is it council if your girlfriend takes you to a Miller and Carter on 14th March if it's the only steak restaurant within walking distance?

Bursledon by any chance?

Nice quiet trip inside the closed windmill for dessert.

[55palfers]

Loosing the ashes of your late father whilst on a pub-crawl around Southend?

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/son-l...

""Still slurring in the video from a heavy night of drinking, he said: "I convinced my step-mum to do a TikTok.

"I thought it would be funny- put him in the dodgem cars, put him in the big wheel, give him a kiss-me-quick hat and a stick of rock and stuff."

His mum then appears on the video, saying: "I've f***ing had those ashes for 12 years.

"I told you not to take them to the seafront. All you want to do is do things on TikTok.""

RIP dad.

[55palfers]

I know.

Looking at Daily Star - Caarnsul

[pocketspring]

The irony he put his dead dads ashes in a bag for life!

[Spare tyre]

pocketspring said:

Shnozz said:

alock said:

Is it council if your girlfriend takes you to a Miller and Carter on 14th March if it's the only steak restaurant within walking distance?

Bursledon by any chance?

Nice quiet trip inside the closed windmill for dessert.

Should have taken up burseldon towers

[ColdoRS]

55palfers said:

Loosing the ashes of your late father whilst on a pub-crawl around Southend?

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/son-l...

""Still slurring in the video from a heavy night of drinking, he said: "I convinced my step-mum to do a TikTok.

"I thought it would be funny- put him in the dodgem cars, put him in the big wheel, give him a kiss-me-quick hat and a stick of rock and stuff."

His mum then appears on the video, saying: "I've f***ing had those ashes for 12 years.

"I told you not to take them to the seafront. All you want to do is do things on TikTok.""

RIP dad.

Stan Blade, 39.

Stan Blade... Stan(ley) Blade.

[kowalski655]

A "musician by trade" apparently, probably one who sits outside supermarkets with the magic accordion that plays itself without the need to press the keys!

[Jules Sunley]

55palfers said:

Loosing the ashes of your late father whilst on a pub-crawl around Southend?

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/son-l...

""Still slurring in the video from a heavy night of drinking, he said: "I convinced my step-mum to do a TikTok.

"I thought it would be funny- put him in the dodgem cars, put him in the big wheel, give him a kiss-me-quick hat and a stick of rock and stuff."

His mum then appears on the video, saying: "I've f***ing had those ashes for 12 years.

"I told you not to take them to the seafront. All you want to do is do things on TikTok.""

RIP dad.

Saying loosing when you mean losing - council.

[bongtom]

Jules Sunley said:

Saying loosing when you mean losing - council.

Indeed.
Loosing is not even a word that people actually say though, is it? Can't say I remember ever saying it.

Looser, loosening, loosen but never loosing.

[bongtom]

Went to a M&C, got wet.

[Fast and Spurious]

bongtom said:

Jules Sunley said:

Saying loosing when you mean losing - council.

Indeed.
Loosing is not even a word that people actually say though, is it? Can't say I remember ever saying it.

Looser, loosening, loosen but never loosing.

Unless you're an archer.

[CardinalBlue]

Greggs - Council.

Primark. - Council

Greggs inside a Primark - Counsil squared?


https://www.examinerlive.co.uk/whats-on/shopping/n...

[SteveStrange]

CardinalBlue said:

Greggs - Council.

Primark. - Council

Greggs inside a Primark - Counsil squared?


https://www.examinerlive.co.uk/whats-on/shopping/n...

Newcastle, Bristol, Birmingham, Liverpool, some dude called Riccardo Seaton, the fact it's a Reach story, the only thing in that entire article that is NOT council is the correct use of the apostrophe in the title.

[Alorotom]

SteveStrange said:

CardinalBlue said:

Greggs - Council.

Primark. - Council

Greggs inside a Primark - Counsil squared?


https://www.examinerlive.co.uk/whats-on/shopping/n...

Newcastle, Bristol, Birmingham, Liverpool, some dude called Riccardo Seaton, the fact it's a Reach story, the only thing in that entire article that is NOT council is the correct use of the apostrophe in the title.

Ive not used Primark since about 2003 so may not be fit to comment, however, I really don't see the point, especially for the Newcastle store as there are at least 4 Greggs stores within 5-600m from the store entrance in each direction anyways!

Same as the Asda near me that has a full McDonalds inside it - Ive just never understood the need!

[Hol]

Red9zero said:

markymarkthree said:

Cant say i have ever heard of this Miller and Carter thing before, so i gave it a quick Google. Surprise surprise the nearest one to me is in the "council town" of Weston Super Mare.

Harsh I will be in Weston sur la mer on Saturday, taking our dog for a massage. He definately isn't council. He lives a better life than I do

My nearest one is Sevenoaks.

It sounds very much like Nando’s, but with Beef instead of Chicken, as someone else mentioned earlier.

[cheesejunkie]

SteveStrange said:

CardinalBlue said:

Greggs - Council.

Primark. - Council

Greggs inside a Primark - Counsil squared?


https://www.examinerlive.co.uk/whats-on/shopping/n...

Newcastle, Bristol, Birmingham, Liverpool, some dude called Riccardo Seaton, the fact it's a Reach story, the only thing in that entire article that is NOT council is the correct use of the apostrophe in the title.

Greggs coffee though. Cheap and strong. I just don't buy the sausage rolls or pasties.

[DodgyGeezer]

Fast and Spurious said:

Unless you're an archer.

The Archers - country