A bit council (Vol 5)

[SteveStrange]

markymarkthree said:

lllnorrislll said:

Hmm, Fred Perry, Emporio Armani and Tommy Hilfiger clothing - clearly council

Can we please exempt Fred Perry polo shirts from this, as i have been wearing them since the 70s.

Advertising that you've been council for the last 50 years.

[cjs racing.]

markymarkthree said:

Can we please exempt Fred Perry polo shirts from this, as i have been wearing them since the 70s.

The major difference is yours will be real, they will get 3 for £20 down the local market.

[anonymoususer]

Lovely Mothers day gifts

|https://thumbsnap.com/CDsZWmAt[/url]



https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/11275635...

[cheesejunkie]

Walking home from the pub last night, ok that’s council didn’t get a taxi.

But ran into a random stranger who I ended up walking home with, that’s more council.

He took a bottle of buckfast out of his pocket and offered men some. Getting really fking council at this point but I’m having a good time.

He noticed that I only pretended to drink from it and was insisting I take a proper slug, council.

After we’re all friends again and me refusing to go to his house and smoke some blow, maybe I’m not as council as I once was.

Paddy’s day, sure it’s all a bit of craic.

[HTP99]

anonymoususer said:

Lovely Mothers day gifts

|https://thumbsnap.com/CDsZWmAt[/url]



https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/11275635...

What is the cock and balls supposed to be?

[generationx]

HTP99 said:

anonymoususer said:

Lovely Mothers day gifts

|https://thumbsnap.com/CDsZWmAt[/url]



https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/11275635...

What is the cock and balls supposed to be?

I think you’ve answered your own question there.

[pocketspring]

Being a bit weird around horses...

https://www.lancashiretelegraph.co.uk/news/2339381...

[cheesejunkie]

markymarkthree said:

Can we please exempt Fred Perry polo shirts from this, as i have been wearing them since the 70s.

My first ones were hand me downs in the 70’s. Red with the blue double piping is one I remember. From my older cousins. I still buy them. I’ve the black one with the yellow piping and it annoyed me that in the US it has become associated with the MAGA lot but I’ll still wear it and not allow them to appropriate. Small time wins, don’t let other people’s perceptions divert from what you want to wear.

Cheap branded Armani is a different kettle of fish than Fred. As is Lacoste anything , don’t get me started on how council white Lacoste trainers are lol.

[HTP99]

generationx said:

HTP99 said:

anonymoususer said:

Lovely Mothers day gifts

|https://thumbsnap.com/CDsZWmAt[/url]



https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/11275635...

What is the cock and balls supposed to be?

I think you’ve answered your own question there.

Why would one send a cock and balls to their mum though!!

[bigpriest]

HTP99 said:

generationx said:

HTP99 said:

anonymoususer said:

Lovely Mothers day gifts

|https://thumbsnap.com/CDsZWmAt[/url]



https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/11275635...

What is the cock and balls supposed to be?

I think you’ve answered your own question there.

Why would one send a cock and balls to their mum though!!

Thought they were soaps at first, just about to reel out the 'two nuns in a bath' routine.

[bobtail4x4]

HTP99 said:

generationx said:

HTP99 said:

anonymoususer said:

Lovely Mothers day gifts

|https://thumbsnap.com/CDsZWmAt[/url]



https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/11275635...

What is the cock and balls supposed to be?

I think you’ve answered your own question there.

Why would one send a cock and balls to their mum though!!

a "close" family?

[pocketspring]

bobtail4x4 said:

HTP99 said:

generationx said:

HTP99 said:

anonymoususer said:

Lovely Mothers day gifts

|https://thumbsnap.com/CDsZWmAt[/url]



https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/11275635...

What is the cock and balls supposed to be?

I think you’ve answered your own question there.

Why would one send a cock and balls to their mum though!!

a "close" family?

The Whittakers?

[classicaholic]

lllnorrislll said:

littlebasher said:

Dog Star said:

pocketspring said:

I'm calling HOUSE! on council bingo with this one. (Yes, Faily Wail).

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11871863/...

Eight fking kids. No job. “Disabled”

God help the poor landlord - and these scrotes always wail about how “unfair” it is when they say “no DSS”.

Apparently, his mobility issues didn't extend to repeatedly bouncing up and down on top of his wife.

Hmm, Fred Perry, Emporio Armani and Tommy Hilfiger clothing - clearly council

Someone forgot to tell the girl to put the combo face on!

[CanAm]

Bullett said:

No full house, the kids all have relatively normal names.

But three are autistic, allegedly.

[pocketspring]

CanAm said:

Bullett said:

No full house, the kids all have relatively normal names.

But three are autistic, allegedly.

And one is ginger where the rest aren't....

[Uncle Meat]

pocketspring said:

Being a bit weird around horses...

https://www.lancashiretelegraph.co.uk/news/2339381...

and said to police: “I’m in an unstable situation.

Bravo.

[cheesejunkie]

What’s council about the cock and balls chocolates?

In my experience it’s more likely to be sent by some twee middle class giggler trying hard to be ironic.

Someone found the offer on Facebook, who bought it?

[ArsE82]

[Spare tyre]

RayDonovan said:

SteveStrange said:

Is it bad form to expect something related to that horrible fatal accident in Wales to end up in this thread? Something about it (or more specifically, the driver) just doesn't sit right with me.

I've been to the Caravan Park they went to (Trecco Bay) and it's utter Council Heaven / Hell. We genuinely got stared at for looking normal, loads of tattooed men and huge women with multiple kids, most from the Welsh Valleys.

That fatal accident in Wales is just awful really, something has gone very bad, very quickly.

Been there during covid times with our three year old

Every night you’d hear all the loud families coming back from the entertainment shouting and making noise, this was in term time, lots of kids not at school

Following morning around 10 you would get the smoke alarm symphony, where they all starting cooking bacon etc without considering opening windows etc

[Countdown]

littlebasher said:

Dog Star said:

pocketspring said:

I'm calling HOUSE! on council bingo with this one. (Yes, Faily Wail).

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11871863/...

Eight fking kids. No job. “Disabled”

God help the poor landlord - and these scrotes always wail about how “unfair” it is when they say “no DSS”.

Apparently, his mobility issues didn't extend to repeatedly bouncing up and down on top of his wife.

Ok. Leaving aside the issue of "should you really be having 8 kids if you can't afford to provide them with food and housing and you aren't working and therefore expect the State to pay for everything" (which admittedly is a strong argument) in this particular situation AIUI they're being evicted because the landlord wants more money.

Yes, the landlord is entitled to do that. However the tenants don't seem to have done anything wrong (apart from having lots of kids they can't afford to look after).