A bit council (Vol 5)

[pocketspring]

Saleen836 said:

55palfers said:

CharlesdeGaulle said:

Aren't ABBA beyond council? Everyone loves them, everyone sings along, everyone acknowledges their contribution to recent pop culture. It'll be the councilistas that hate them 'because foreign innit'.

Quite.

There is no possible way that Agnetha and Anni-Frid could be council.

I'm just glad Benny and Bjorn were not named Steve and Dave or it would have been proper council

Dean and Dwayne.

[Countdown]

People pretending they don’t watch live TV to justify why they don’t have a TV licence - Council.

People admitting they watch TV without a Licence and arguing it’s justified because “Grr BBC” , not because they’re chavvy scroates - Council.

[Jules Sunley]

CharlesdeGaulle said:

generationx said:

The Council thread has gone full Council.

It's the recent (re)joiners stroking themselves off trying to reach the numbers to post back in NP&E. They try and be edgy and controversial to create chat. Best ignored.

Agreed.

[Marc p]

Countdown said:

People pretending they don’t watch live TV to justify why they don’t have a TV licence - Council.

People admitting they watch TV without a Licence and arguing it’s justified because “Grr BBC” , not because they’re chavvy scroates - Council.

I don’t pay a TV licence, but can happily say that I never watch live TV or even have a way of watching it, between Amazon Prime, Netflix and YouTube, I have far more than enough to watch.

[gtidriver]

I was a Landlord. my scumbag tenants fked around from day one, they cancelled the direct debit so I got my money as and when.... but they dangled the carrot of wanting to buy the house. This was running the contract through a fking useless estate agent as well, anyways I got a call to say the hot water wasn't working. I knew it was the boiler broken as it was a powermax, I had a new boiler installed in 2days of the call coming in, the Tennent then moaned it took so long, that was me done, I listed the house and gave them notice, I doubt ill ever do land lording again, it ions worth the strife.

Scumbag Tennents= council

[Mikebentley]

Range Rover Evoques = council

I have had a triple black RRS and now new Defender (Triple black) = Council but got money now.

[cheesejunkie]

Mikebentley said:

Range Rover Evoques = council

I have had a triple black RRS and now new Defender (Triple black) = Council but got money now.

Well looked after IS200 but barried up to fk with extra headlights and a fart box exhaust is more like it around here. Owner had five kids by 21. They’re doing their bit for the environment by preserving old cars and breeding the next generation.

To be fair I kinda like the IS200 I’m thinking of, a bit like liking a dirty woman, you know you shouldn’t but do.

Proper council is the motor home owner who comes out of his house to berate anyone who parks near it and spends half his life polishing it without going anywhere. When I visit the parents I go out of my way to park near it.

[Pit Pony]

pocketspring said:

beambeam1 said:

RedWhiteMonkey said:

Buying stolen goods - council!

Yep! Living, loving and bloody laughing for two minutes a side on my £2 M&S fillet!

A fillet may be tender but is usually quite bland compared to other steak cuts.

Not knowing your cuts of steak - council.

Thinking its okay to publically declare your own (minor) criminality.

If, and it's a big If, because I'm squeeky clean, but if I committed any criminal offence, ie handling stolen goods, I'd never tell anyone about it. Ever. Not even on my death bed to my wife or a priest.

Note to self: bragging about your honesty. Council...

[Pit Pony]

944 Man said:

Dr mtree said:

Am I missing something here? Surely the people who bought the house (aka landlords) have had to find the money to fund the purchase, so there is some work gone into it as well as risk. @cheese - your anti landlord comments do come across as very prejudiced.

In my experience, the vast majority have a property that they have a mortgage on (whether a legitimate BtL or not) and are in the game hoping that other people will eventually buy them a property.

I am sure that many similar types on PH see themselves as princes amongst men, but I do not hold them in high regard either - mostly as a result of their attitudes, practices and behaviour. I am sure that there are decent people who this summary describes too, but I am yet to see one.

It's capitalism.
I have the cash for a deposit, I'm prepared to take the risk of taking out a loan, which could be fine, could payout a lot more than leaving the money in a bank, or could if the st hits the fan, go tits up.
If i get nightmare tenants, and the mortgage rate rises, or the house turns out to need more maintenance than I planned...

[myvision]

Tango13 said:

You've not been to Mablethorpe then?

I went last year and I said I will never go back there again!!!!

[Fermit]

Mikebentley said:

Range Rover Evoques = council

I have had a triple black RRS and now new Defender (Triple black) = Council but got money now.

I can see in the passage of time the model being dropped. Now the novelty of the first model has gone I can't see what it brings to the party. Is it not smaller but similar money to the Sport?

[DodgyGeezer]

just 'cause you're rich doesn't mean you can't be council...




yours for a mere £98k

[TGCOTF-dewey]

That... Is... Beautiful.

That would pair exquisitely with my Franklin Mint Winged Horse of Chavtat.

[Fermit]

DodgyGeezer said:

just 'cause you're rich doesn't mean you can't be council...




yours for a mere £98k

That is tragic. Del Boy would wear a knock off to match his 'New York, Paris, Peckham' van.

[Krupp88]

Complaining on the local Facebook page using an angry emoticon that the parish council precept has increased by 9.2%, which actually is a 57p a month increase.

Council complaining about the council - cossie livs init.

[Tango13]

myvision said:

Tango13 said:

You've not been to Mablethorpe then?

I went last year and I said I will never go back there again!!!!

You need to look at the positives...

1, You got out with only a mild case of PTSD

2, With the exception of Jaywick Sands anywhere else you go on holiday will be paradise on earth

[Dog Star]

Just appeared on my FB feed…

[bigpriest]

Pit Pony said:

pocketspring said:

beambeam1 said:

RedWhiteMonkey said:

Buying stolen goods - council!

Yep! Living, loving and bloody laughing for two minutes a side on my £2 M&S fillet!

A fillet may be tender but is usually quite bland compared to other steak cuts.

Not knowing your cuts of steak - council.

Thinking its okay to publically declare your own (minor) criminality.

If, and it's a big If, because I'm squeeky clean, but if I committed any criminal offence, ie handling stolen goods, I'd never tell anyone about it. Ever. Not even on my death bed to my wife or a priest.

Note to self: bragging about your honesty. Council...

Thinking M&S Food is somehow a step up - council

M&S Oakham - council
M&S Lochmuir - council

[cheesejunkie]

bigpriest said:

Pit Pony said:

pocketspring said:

beambeam1 said:

RedWhiteMonkey said:

Buying stolen goods - council!

Yep! Living, loving and bloody laughing for two minutes a side on my £2 M&S fillet!

A fillet may be tender but is usually quite bland compared to other steak cuts.

Not knowing your cuts of steak - council.

Thinking its okay to publically declare your own (minor) criminality.

If, and it's a big If, because I'm squeeky clean, but if I committed any criminal offence, ie handling stolen goods, I'd never tell anyone about it. Ever. Not even on my death bed to my wife or a priest.

Note to self: bragging about your honesty. Council...

Thinking M&S Food is somehow a step up - council

M&S Oakham - council
M&S Lochmuir - council

Never having bought anything from M&S?

[eldar]

cheesejunkie said:

And some fine young prick is earning three k a month by owning something he expunged no effort in doing so.

I know it’s an unfair system but ladder pullers are beneath contempt.

Bitter envy, both hilarious and council.