A bit council (Vol 5)

A bit council (Vol 5)

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g3org3y

20,627 posts

191 months

Tuesday 22nd June 2021
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Cotty said:
Jonmx said:
They're the natural evolution of hoverboards (Not the Back to The Future ones). Thankfully our local response officers hate the things and seem to be getting one or two a week and reporting them for no insurance etc. Most users I've seen look hard of thinking but not much else. Seemingly you must wear attire like the chaps below and be in possession of one of those cannabis handbags they always seem to have.

Everyone's thought on sliders and socks. Council?
Council as fk.

lowdrag

12,879 posts

213 months

Tuesday 22nd June 2021
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Swampy1982 said:
Making a wall out of pennies ignoring how difficult it will be to keep clean

https://www.google.com/amp/s/metro.co.uk/2020/04/2...
Simple; wash it with Coca Cola. it'll shine for ever.

hyphen

26,262 posts

90 months

Tuesday 22nd June 2021
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J4CKO said:
Some little twunt nearly collided with me and the dog on the pavement, coming round a blind bend on one. They could be great but the problem is you have something that goes quite fast, is fairly weighty and ridden in a lot of cases by cretins.

Saw a kid doing maybe 30 mph on an E bike without pedaling yesterday, was getting on for dark and no lights, went up onto the pavement and back off to get round a car turning right.

This is why they wont get made legal because they are like a cretin magnet at the moment, little tracksuited skip rats charging round with no clue or consideration and will spoil them as a possible option for those with half a brain.
An actress died the other week after being hit & runned by one

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9687205/A...

nonsequitur

20,083 posts

116 months

Tuesday 22nd June 2021
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davhill said:
KAgantua said:
They did something quite unusual and worked hard to do it, not sure how thats council?
It worked for the Beatles, despite adding 15% (90Kg) to the weight. I uinderstand it struggled
despite having Cooper discs.


Hope he doesn't get stopped by a copper.

Jules Sunley

3,933 posts

93 months

Tuesday 22nd June 2021
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nonsequitur said:
davhill said:
KAgantua said:
They did something quite unusual and worked hard to do it, not sure how thats council?
It worked for the Beatles, despite adding 15% (90Kg) to the weight. I uinderstand it struggled
despite having Cooper discs.


Hope he doesn't get stopped by a copper.
Mighty cost him a pretty penny.... smile

gazza285

9,806 posts

208 months

Tuesday 22nd June 2021
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Pennies haven’t been made of copper for years.

Jules Sunley

3,933 posts

93 months

Tuesday 22nd June 2021
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gazza285 said:
Pennies haven’t been made of copper for years.
Humour > Fact

p4cks

6,905 posts

199 months

Tuesday 22nd June 2021
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Jules Sunley said:
gazza285 said:
Pennies haven’t been made of copper for years.
Humour > Fact
Puns are not humour

nuyorican

724 posts

102 months

Tuesday 22nd June 2021
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People who watch Frost instead of Morse: Council.

g3org3y

20,627 posts

191 months

Wednesday 23rd June 2021
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CharlesdeGaulle

26,242 posts

180 months

Wednesday 23rd June 2021
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g3org3y said:
That is funny. Hope it's genuine, but snigger-some nonetheless.

SpeckledJim

31,608 posts

253 months

Wednesday 23rd June 2021
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CharlesdeGaulle said:
g3org3y said:
That is funny. Hope it's genuine, but snigger-some nonetheless.
Scottish golfers: Not like most other golfers.

Big Rod

6,199 posts

216 months

Wednesday 23rd June 2021
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SpeckledJim said:
CharlesdeGaulle said:
g3org3y said:
That is funny. Hope it's genuine, but snigger-some nonetheless.
Scottish golfers: Not like most other golfers.
An acquaintance of mine went to buy an old Jag a few years ago. It was advertised in very good 'turnkey' condition.

He sent a text message from the train advising of his imminent arrival then received a reply saying something along the lines of 'Best get along to the unit and start that s****y old Jag up, the mug's on his way to pick it up.'

So he got off at the next stop and boarded the next train home.

cmvtec

2,188 posts

81 months

Wednesday 23rd June 2021
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Big Rod said:
An acquaintance of mine went to buy an old Jag a few years ago. It was advertised in very good 'turnkey' condition.

He sent a text message from the train advising of his imminent arrival then received a reply saying something along the lines of 'Best get along to the unit and start that s****y old Jag up, the mug's on his way to pick it up.'

So he got off at the next stop and boarded the next train home.
We have a mutual friend.

nonsequitur

20,083 posts

116 months

Wednesday 23rd June 2021
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p4cks said:
Jules Sunley said:
gazza285 said:
Pennies haven’t been made of copper for years.
Humour > Fact
Puns are not humour
That p4cks a pun ch.

nonsequitur

20,083 posts

116 months

Wednesday 23rd June 2021
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gazza285 said:
Pennies haven’t been made of copper for years.
Try telling that to your local bobby.

Big Rod

6,199 posts

216 months

Wednesday 23rd June 2021
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cmvtec said:
We have a mutual friend.
Doesn't surprise me, he's quite well known in 'those' circles. LOL

TheJimi

24,958 posts

243 months

Wednesday 23rd June 2021
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g3org3y said:
You rarely hear Scottish people use "geezer", which makes me think it's a spoof.

Psycho Warren

3,087 posts

113 months

Wednesday 23rd June 2021
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CharlesdeGaulle said:
That is funny. Hope it's genuine, but snigger-some nonetheless.
Worrying if serious that people are that scummy they would rob someone over £20.

Jader1973

3,981 posts

200 months

Wednesday 23rd June 2021
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TheJimi said:
g3org3y said:
You rarely hear Scottish people use "geezer", which makes me think it's a spoof.
Awryt, gointy, wanty all incorrect as well.

Knowing that = Scottish council smile

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