A bit council (Vol 5)

[motco]

HTP99 said:

Jules Sunley said:

Pop up story on Web - the caption beggars belief....

The most council of TV trash 'celebs'

Could be make up free, most definately it's not some kind of photo shop free!

Bleached teeth, tattooed eyebrows, dyed/bleached hair, sun-bed tan... No make-up at all!

[ApOrbital]

OnTheBreadline said:

She got Harvey to do her eyebrows though.

I'm going to hell.

[Zoon]

Jules Sunley said:

Pop up story on Web - the caption beggars belief....

The most council of TV trash 'celebs'

Fake face, fake eyebrows, fake teeth, fake hair. Completely natural

[944 Man]

ApOrbital said:

I'm going to hell.

Hello you !

[anonymous-user]

944 Man said:

ApOrbital said:

I'm going to hell.

Hello you !

Just snorted at that

[motco]

Zoon said:

Jules Sunley said:

Pop up story on Web - the caption beggars belief....

The most council of TV trash 'celebs'

Fake face, fake eyebrows, fake teeth, fake hair. Completely natural

...and in my opinion, utterly unattractive! What's in her head? Cotton wool.

[austinsmirk]

Years ago my children attending swimming classes. There was a little boy there called tiger.

Well spelt. Tygr. Of course.

I felt so sorry for him when the instructor was shouting out. Tiger. Really ? Tiger and then we’ll spell it Tygr. Wish I could remember his siblings name: it was something equally mental.

[anonymous-user]

austinsmirk said:

Years ago my children attending swimming classes. There was a little boy there called tiger.

Well spelt. Tygr. Of course.

I felt so sorry for him when the instructor was shouting out. Tiger. Really ? Tiger and then we’ll spell it Tygr. Wish I could remember his siblings name: it was something equally mental.

Reminds me of the kid from Outnumbered. Who is the son of male porn actor Ben Dover and some female porn star who I'm not aware of.

Being the chiild of a couple of porn actors, and all your mates have seen your mum getting ploughed - council.

[airsafari87]

OnTheBreadline said:

Reminds me of the kid from Outnumbered. Who is the son of male porn actor Ben Dover and some female porn star who I'm not aware of.

Being the chiild of a couple of porn actors, and all your mates have seen your mum getting ploughed - council.

Didn't he do a documentary or something on being the child of pornstar parents?

From what I remember he came across as a pretty well grounded and likeable kid and was fairly proud of his parents career, certainly not ashamed of it anyway.

[944 Man]

OnTheBreadline said:

Reminds me of the kid from Outnumbered. Who is the son of male porn actor Ben Dover and some female porn star who I'm not aware of.

Being the chiild of a couple of porn actors, and all your mates have seen your mum getting ploughed - council.

Watching lots of porn: council.

[944 Man]

Maybe better summed up as - normalising porn: council.

[eldar]

PositronicRay said:

I'll just leave this here.

https://m.wikidata.org/wiki/Q337156

And I'll leave this

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alistair_Darling

[1000 Miglia]

More name madness .

Tenable just finished on tv , in the final they had to name Kids of Kardashians ....

Psalm
True
Dream
Reign
Saint
Stormy
North [West] .

They named 3 others which pass the sensible test to win the game .

Storm is barely acceptable , add a Y for total Council acceptance .

[siovey]

What about naming your child after a Star Wars character?
I overheard someone at one of the sthole estates I was delivering to calling out,
"Anakin, come here". Council?

[Sheets Tabuer]

siovey said:

What about naming your child after a Star Wars character?
I overheard someone at one of the sthole estates I was delivering to calling out,
"Anakin, come here". Council?

Being called Anakin is bad enough but living on a council estate is only going to add to his pain and suffering.

[PositronicRay]

eldar said:

PositronicRay said:

I'll just leave this here.

https://m.wikidata.org/wiki/Q337156

And I'll leave this

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alistair_Darling

Well I'd rather be an Adonis than a Darling.

Imagine picking lacrosse teams.

[motco]

PositronicRay said:

eldar said:

PositronicRay said:

I'll just leave this here.

https://m.wikidata.org/wiki/Q337156

And I'll leave this

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alistair_Darling

Well I'd rather be an Adonis than a Darling.

Imagine picking lacrosse teams.

Balls

[PositronicRay]

motco said:

PositronicRay said:

eldar said:

PositronicRay said:

I'll just leave this here.

https://m.wikidata.org/wiki/Q337156

And I'll leave this

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alistair_Darling

Well I'd rather be an Adonis than a Darling.

Imagine picking lacrosse teams.

Balls

I reckon young Balls would be a good shout in a fantasy rugby-netball side.

[944 Man]

Sheets Tabuer said:

Being called Anakin is bad enough but living on a council estate is only going to add to his pain and suffering.

So, being council will cause his turning to the dark side? Is the first step in becoming a Sith Lord shoplifting and a bit of TWOC?

[Sheets Tabuer]

944 Man said:

Sheets Tabuer said:

Being called Anakin is bad enough but living on a council estate is only going to add to his pain and suffering.

So, being council will cause his turning to the dark side? Is the first step in becoming a Sith Lord shoplifting and a bit of TWOC?

Probably seeing a never ending line of grey tracksuit wearing chavs come in and have a go on his mother would be the first step.