Things that annoy you beyond reason...(Vol. 7)

Things that annoy you beyond reason...(Vol. 7)

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SCEtoAUX

4,119 posts

81 months

Tuesday 13th April 2021
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bigpriest said:
SCEtoAUX said:
Squirrels on my bird feeders. Until now.

I have built a deluge system that will soak the little fkers. They learn quick and won't be back once they know what to expect.

(For "deluge system" read "hose fixed in tree").
Wouldn't some peanuts on the ground for them be easier? Granted, not as much fun. smile
No, because they would eat them in just a few seconds and I don't want to encourage the bds.

nonsequitur

20,083 posts

116 months

Tuesday 13th April 2021
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MartG said:
cuprabob said:
V8mate said:
The almost complete shutdown of normal broadcasting has me royally pissed off!
Me too.
No! One of our relatives was appearing on the show tonight.

Halmyre

11,183 posts

139 months

Tuesday 13th April 2021
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"Windows is searching for a solution to the problem".

Don't waste your time, you couldn't find your own arse with both hands, torch, map and compass.

Red9zero

6,819 posts

57 months

Tuesday 13th April 2021
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Our pyschobh attention seeking neighbour who called the Police at midnight because she had a bad dream or some other made up bks. To try and get a bit more attention she gave them our address "by mistake" so they rang our doorbell first. Luckily we have Ring so didn't need to get out of bed, but yet another waste of Police time.

coppernorks

1,919 posts

46 months

Tuesday 13th April 2021
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The passion , wherever small stones are plentiful, for weirdos to make little piles of rocks, for no discernible reason it seems.

It's the duty of all sensible people to take pleasure in knocking every fking rock pile over while cackling maniacally.

Doofus

25,783 posts

173 months

Wednesday 14th April 2021
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coppernorks said:
The passion , wherever small stones are plentiful, for weirdos to make little piles of rocks, for no discernible reason it seems.

It's the duty of all sensible people to take pleasure in knocking every fking rock pile over while cackling maniacally.
Weird mindfulness, or mindless destruction? Hmm... choices.

NuvolAscaRina

440 posts

40 months

Wednesday 14th April 2021
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Describing a Japanese car sold in the UK as UKDM , basically a car that most think would have been JDM but isn't .

UKDM is a Morris Minor , not an Integra .

Colonel D

628 posts

72 months

Wednesday 14th April 2021
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NuvolAscaRina said:
Describing a Japanese car sold in the UK as UKDM , basically a car that most think would have been JDM but isn't .

UKDM is a Morris Minor , not an Integra .
JDM is for the Japanes Domestic Market, as in sold there. UKDM is sold in the UK. A Honda Integra DC5 for example, was made in the UK, but only sold in Japan, it's a JDM car and the US under the Acura brand, USDM, only as a Type S. Same car, different standard specs. It's used more commonly with JDM because the Japanese have a tendency to keep the better stuff for their own market. It adds value to most cars too, and why you see/hear it a lot with the Jap stuff.

Speed Badger

2,688 posts

117 months

Wednesday 14th April 2021
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What is winding me up at the moment is people that knock on our door, or the window of our porch when there is a large buttoned blue LED illuminated doorbell inches from their fking face.

Doofus

25,783 posts

173 months

Wednesday 14th April 2021
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Speed Badger said:
What is winding me up at the moment is people that knock on our door, or the window of our porch when there is a large buttoned blue LED illuminated doorbell inches from their fking face.
On a similar matter, my Ring doorbell appears to be full duplex, so when I talk to whoever's at the door, my own voice is fed back though the microphone at thier end, and neither of us can hear a fking word the other one is saying.

NMNeil

5,860 posts

50 months

Wednesday 14th April 2021
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Beggars.mad
My local Walmart has three entrances, and at each one there are two beggars, one for incoming cars, one for outgoing. They all have a dog with a length of rope as a leash and they all have the joke sign "Will work for food"
At the main entrance to the store we run the gauntlet of the official legal beggars, pleading for money for cancer research, the homeless and whatever else is in vogue at the moment.
You get your shopping and at the checkout they ask if you want to round up your bill to the nearest dollar and donate that money to yet another charity.
Back in the parking lot there are the gas cruisers. They approach with much the same story; can you help them out as they have run out of petrol and desperately need $10 for fuel so they can pick up their baby, dog, child, parent, gerbil etc. (There were four gas cruisers last time doing the rounds)
I told the girl who approached me with her BS sob story that I have a full gas can in my truck. Told her to hop in and I would take her to her car and put in a couple of gallons.
Blank look and she walked away muttering.
Generosity has it's limits and I reached mine some time ago.

Cotty

39,498 posts

284 months

Wednesday 14th April 2021
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Speed Badger said:
What is winding me up at the moment is people that knock on our door, or the window of our porch when there is a large buttoned blue LED illuminated doorbell inches from their fking face.
That annoys me. Someone suggested its because delivery drivers don't want to touch what might have been touched by other people, thus reducing their chances of catching an infection.

Fastdruid

8,631 posts

152 months

Wednesday 14th April 2021
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Cotty said:
Speed Badger said:
What is winding me up at the moment is people that knock on our door, or the window of our porch when there is a large buttoned blue LED illuminated doorbell inches from their fking face.
That annoys me. Someone suggested its because delivery drivers don't want to touch what might have been touched by other people, thus reducing their chances of catching an infection.
Nah, they were doing it long before.

anonymous-user

54 months

Wednesday 14th April 2021
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Guys wearing their pants low with their boxer shorts on display.

Doofus

25,783 posts

173 months

Wednesday 14th April 2021
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Super_G said:
Guys wearing their pants low with their boxer shorts on display.
Boxer shorts are pants.

SCEtoAUX

4,119 posts

81 months

Wednesday 14th April 2021
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Those stupid sellotape things that they put on polythene bags to seal them. Near impossible to remove.

The ones that go on in the factory are fine, they have a tab to pull.

Cotty

39,498 posts

284 months

Wednesday 14th April 2021
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Doofus said:
Super_G said:
Guys wearing their pants low with their boxer shorts on display.
Boxer shorts are pants.
American call trousers pants. They can wear pants below their pants hehe

Johnspex

4,342 posts

184 months

Thursday 15th April 2021
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Cotty said:
Doofus said:
Super_G said:
Guys wearing their pants low with their boxer shorts on display.
Boxer shorts are pants.
American call trousers pants. They can wear pants below their pants hehe
Super_G does not appear to be an American. Oh Gawd, we haven't got another Frank, have we?



Apologies if he is an American or Canadian doctor practising in this country. Apologies too if it's actually a she or a they.

coppernorks

1,919 posts

46 months

Thursday 15th April 2021
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Speed Badger said:
What is winding me up at the moment is people that knock on our door, or the window of our porch when there is a large buttoned blue LED illuminated doorbell inches from their fking face.
As the great Count Arthur Strong states he doesn't install a doorbell so silly buggers can press it and drain the battery.

Halmyre

11,183 posts

139 months

Thursday 15th April 2021
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Cotty said:
Doofus said:
Super_G said:
Guys wearing their pants low with their boxer shorts on display.
Boxer shorts are pants.
American call trousers pants. They can wear pants below their pants hehe
Americans wear shorts under their pants, and the British wear pants under their shorts.