Things that annoy you beyond reason...(Vol. 7)

Things that annoy you beyond reason...(Vol. 7)

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RizzoTheRat

25,162 posts

192 months

Thursday 15th April 2021
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My Canadian colleague wears "splash pants" in wet weather hehe

popeyewhite

19,863 posts

120 months

Thursday 15th April 2021
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RizzoTheRat said:
My Canadian colleague wears "splash pants" in wet weather hehe
Quite like that, though there's a hint of bladder control issues about it.

BT Summers

702 posts

61 months

Thursday 15th April 2021
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Prices going up for no reason

Mrs Summers went for a hair appointment yesterday. Her hairdresser is self employed and rents a chair in a salon.

Usual price last year was £65, This time was £140, she asked why and was told they had taken on 2 apprentices, Mrs Summers asked where they were as there was only her and the hairdresser in the salon. 'they only work on Friday and Saturday'..





Edited by BT Summers on Thursday 15th April 12:56

Dr Doofenshmirtz

15,225 posts

200 months

Thursday 15th April 2021
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I see this email footer is becoming more common in tttish corporate circles...

'I do not expect a reply in the evening, on weekends or during your time off.'

Just. fk. Off with your passive agressive greater than thou attitude. I'll email you at midnight if I feel like it, or not at all.

Doofus

25,807 posts

173 months

Thursday 15th April 2021
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Dr Doofenshmirtz said:
Just. fk. Off with your passive agressive greater than thou attitude. I'll email you at midnight if I feel like it, or not at all.
But that's what it says. confused

MartG

20,675 posts

204 months

Thursday 15th April 2021
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The fact that TNT can accept a parcel in China last Friday afternoon and deliver it to me in the UK at 9:13 Monday morning, yet Jersey Post & Royal Mail still haven't delivered something that was posted last Wednesday frown

captain_cynic

11,991 posts

95 months

Thursday 15th April 2021
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Doofus said:
Dr Doofenshmirtz said:
Just. fk. Off with your passive agressive greater than thou attitude. I'll email you at midnight if I feel like it, or not at all.
But that's what it says. confused
Yep, it's a polite way of saying "I don't expect you to respond at all hours" also a warning that to probably won't be looked at until business hours tomorrow.

Basically treating email like it's meant to be used. Asynchronously, an email does not require an immediate response, if it requires a response at all.

SCEtoAUX

4,119 posts

81 months

Friday 16th April 2021
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"Very unique"... "most unique" ...or similar.

Something is either unique, or it isn't. Yes, PGA, I'm looking at you:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HcJGGxriDmk

bristolracer

5,540 posts

149 months

Friday 16th April 2021
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Software update for my phone

Leave my settings alone
Over 2gb WTF?

And why did you use my mobile data to do it you piece of st

MiniMan64

16,923 posts

190 months

Friday 16th April 2021
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Lorries overtaking lorries on the dual carriageway with a 0.1mph speed difference. It like a rolling road block or the worlds sttest race between a pair of bellends.

Get the fk out the way!

nonsequitur

20,083 posts

116 months

Friday 16th April 2021
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MiniMan64 said:
Lorries overtaking lorries on the dual carriageway with a 0.1mph speed difference. It like a rolling road block or the worlds sttest race between a pair of bellends.

Get the fk out the way!
Elephant Racing.

Banned on several motorways I believe.drivingdriving

coppernorks

1,919 posts

46 months

Saturday 17th April 2021
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The increasing amount of security needed to get into certain websites, I spent about 15 minutes trying to get into paypal, requiring security codes via email and texts, because I made the monumental error of using a different phone than usual, I was not located in my home postcode and I hadn't used paypal for a few weeks.

There comes a point where all this security hysteria actually cancels out the ease and quickness of online shopping.

NuvolAscaRina

440 posts

40 months

Saturday 17th April 2021
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Same as above with Vodafone .

Your phone is dead , try logging into your account when the site wants to send a verification code by text , to your dead phone .

Do you see the problem here ?

BritishBlitz87

658 posts

48 months

Saturday 17th April 2021
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Hand soap/sanitiser dispensers, which seem to direct the soap anywhere other than into my hand. Two of the most egregious examples...

Handwash by the kitchen sink:

Using one hand, squeeze out a reasonable amount of gel, right hand waiting eagerly below.

Release squeeze, handwash gets sucked back into bottle.

Squeeze bottle again, this time smearing nozzle across right hand and hoping most of it doesn't slip off into the sink below. Inevitably it does.

Wash hands.

Foot operated sanitiser dispensers at work:

Place hand beneath nozzle.

Depress foot pedal to launch torrent of gel onto trouser leg.

Get sharp object and remove week's worth of gunge from tip of nozzle.

Depress foot pedal to dispense sanitizer at a sensible speed and direction into waiting hand.

Spend rest of day walking around with suspicious stain on trousers.

Edited by BritishBlitz87 on Saturday 17th April 22:26

MartG

20,675 posts

204 months

Monday 19th April 2021
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Dear Facebook
When you send someone a message to say something they posted has been removed for breaching some guideline or other, it would be ever so helpful if you actually identified which post it was rather than keeping it a secret 😕

Cotty

39,537 posts

284 months

Monday 19th April 2021
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BritishBlitz87 said:


Foot operated sanitiser dispensers at work:

Place hand beneath nozzle.

Depress foot pedal to launch torrent of gel onto trouser leg.

Get sharp object and remove week's worth of gunge from tip of nozzle.

Depress foot pedal to dispense sanitizer at a sensible speed and direction into waiting hand.

Spend rest of day walking around with suspicious stain on trousers.
Used one of those for the first time and after reading your post made sure I pressed it slowly. I thought the stuff was suppoosed to evaperate or something, had to wipe it off with a paper towel

Red9zero

6,849 posts

57 months

Monday 19th April 2021
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What is going on at British Gas ? I know they have an ongoing industrial dispute and "Covid", but their service lately is abysmal. We had a very noisy boiler a few months ago, so called Homecare. No engineers available for 2 months, so I Googled it and fixed it myself. I did manage to book a service though, for last Thursday. Engineer called to cancel obvs and rearranged for today. I called earlier for a rough eta as there is nothing on the app, to be told the service had been done on Thursday and we had no appointment booked. They can book me another appointment for July though ...

robbocop33

1,184 posts

107 months

Monday 19th April 2021
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The SNP.

V8mate

45,899 posts

189 months

Monday 19th April 2021
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robbocop33 said:
The SNP.
redcard

cuprabob

14,612 posts

214 months

Monday 19th April 2021
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Red9zero said:
What is going on at British Gas ? I know they have an ongoing industrial dispute and "Covid", but their service lately is abysmal. We had a very noisy boiler a few months ago, so called Homecare. No engineers available for 2 months, so I Googled it and fixed it myself. I did manage to book a service though, for last Thursday. Engineer called to cancel obvs and rearranged for today. I called earlier for a rough eta as there is nothing on the app, to be told the service had been done on Thursday and we had no appointment booked. They can book me another appointment for July though ...
My boiler service was due in February but due to Covid I couldn't book one at the time. After reading your comment about July, I thought I would check the app again and to my surprise, it prompted me to book an appointment. To my complete surprise, it allowed me to make an appointment for this afternoon. I'll be honest, when the phone rang and the girl said "British Gas" I thought they were calling to reschedule but no, it was the engineer to say she was on her way.