Things that annoy you beyond reason...(Vol. 7)

Things that annoy you beyond reason...(Vol. 7)

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Zumbruk

7,848 posts

259 months

Tuesday 24th May 2022
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Red9zero said:
Zumbruk said:
Mispronounciation intolerant. There's no 'r' in "latte" (lat-ay, not lar-tay)
There's no 'r' in Bath. Doesn't stop them saying "Barth" though.
Point.

Doofus

25,732 posts

172 months

Tuesday 24th May 2022
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Zumbruk said:
Red9zero said:
Zumbruk said:
Mispronounciation intolerant. There's no 'r' in "latte" (lat-ay, not lar-tay)
There's no 'r' in Bath. Doesn't stop them saying "Barth" though.
Point.
You probably can't see me, but it's that way.

OMITN

2,094 posts

91 months

Tuesday 24th May 2022
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Red9zero said:
Zumbruk said:
Mispronounciation intolerant. There's no 'r' in "latte" (lat-ay, not lar-tay)
There's no 'r' in Bath. Doesn't stop them saying "Barth" though.
When she was around three years old, my daughter said to me, “Daddy why do you say “barth” but I say “bath”?”.

“It’s because you’re a Northerner,” I replied.

bristolracer

5,527 posts

148 months

Tuesday 24th May 2022
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Frimley111R said:
I always say this to my mum (84) about her friends. It's just a mindset, they can use the tech but just don't want to. And yet my Mum video calls her relative in NZ for long chats using WhatsApp, books holidays online and tickets to see stuff, reads the DM online (so not all good) and is part of a number of WhatsApp groups. Her friends 'children' can't believe how tech savvy she is! Some of them are still trying to pay for stuff by cheque!
As a person who frequently installs TV WiFi and such things for sometimes elderly people, I observe that the elderly have no interest in new tech and having spent many years watching TV via an aerial with 5 channels, using a phone to make a phone call, paying someone with a cheque and having someone serve you in a shop,are of the view that change is unnecessary and brings no new benefit to them, so why change?

anonymous-user

53 months

Tuesday 24th May 2022
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Johnspex said:
matchmaker said:
Island Hermit said:
After I nut and I go for a pee the pee just goes everywhere! The floor, the wall, and on the odd occasion the toilet roll holder.
Just as well you're a hermit. Dirty bd biggrinbiggrin
Is nut a euphemism for fk? Unless it is, I don't get it.
It’s derived from nuts (testicles).
So to bust a nut is ejaculate.
It’s been shortened to nut over time.
Until the coach bolts arrive for our sex swing I am unable to affix it to the ceiling joist.
There are some unique challenges since she has put on weight. One of the great suggestions in a thread I made was the suggestion of a sex swing.
Then it’s a case of slap the side and ride the waves.
If I’m honest her weight is annoying me but it’s going to be a long road..

Trenchard

303 posts

27 months

Tuesday 24th May 2022
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OMITN said:
When she was around three years old, my daughter said to me, “Daddy why do you say “barth” but I say “bath”?”.

“It’s because you’re a Northerner,” I replied.
Remember to keep off the grarse.

talksthetorque

10,815 posts

134 months

Tuesday 24th May 2022
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Island Hermit said:
It’s derived from nuts (testicles).
So to bust a nut is ejaculate.
It’s been shortened to nut over time.
Until the coach bolts arrive for our sex swing I am unable to affix it to the ceiling joist.
There are some unique challenges since she has put on weight. One of the great suggestions in a thread I made was the suggestion of a sex swing.
Then it’s a case of slap the side and ride the waves.
If I’m honest her weight is annoying me but it’s going to be a long road..
Parklife

Doofus

25,732 posts

172 months

Tuesday 24th May 2022
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Island Hermit said:
It’s derived from nuts (testicles).
So to bust a nut is ejaculate.
It’s been shortened to nut over time.
Until the coach bolts arrive for our sex swing I am unable to affix it to the ceiling joist.
There are some unique challenges since she has put on weight. One of the great suggestions in a thread I made was the suggestion of a sex swing.
Then it’s a case of slap the side and ride the waves.
If I’m honest her weight is annoying me but it’s going to be a long road..
Maybe she's put on the weight to keep you away?

anonymous-user

53 months

Tuesday 24th May 2022
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talksthetorque said:
Island Hermit said:
It’s derived from nuts (testicles).
So to bust a nut is ejaculate.
It’s been shortened to nut over time.
Until the coach bolts arrive for our sex swing I am unable to affix it to the ceiling joist.
There are some unique challenges since she has put on weight. One of the great suggestions in a thread I made was the suggestion of a sex swing.
Then it’s a case of slap the side and ride the waves.
If I’m honest her weight is annoying me but it’s going to be a long road..
Parklife
All the people so many people..

anonymous-user

53 months

Tuesday 24th May 2022
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Doofus said:
Island Hermit said:
It’s derived from nuts (testicles).
So to bust a nut is ejaculate.
It’s been shortened to nut over time.
Until the coach bolts arrive for our sex swing I am unable to affix it to the ceiling joist.
There are some unique challenges since she has put on weight. One of the great suggestions in a thread I made was the suggestion of a sex swing.
Then it’s a case of slap the side and ride the waves.
If I’m honest her weight is annoying me but it’s going to be a long road..
Maybe she's put on the weight to keep you away?
Probably


Edited by anonymous-user on Tuesday 24th May 20:16

yellowjack

17,065 posts

165 months

Tuesday 24th May 2022
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Island Hermit said:
Johnspex said:
matchmaker said:
Island Hermit said:
After I nut and I go for a pee the pee just goes everywhere! The floor, the wall, and on the odd occasion the toilet roll holder.
Just as well you're a hermit. Dirty bd biggrinbiggrin
Is nut a euphemism for fk? Unless it is, I don't get it.
It’s derived from nuts (testicles).
So to bust a nut is ejaculate.
It’s been shortened to nut over time.
Until the coach bolts arrive for our sex swing I am unable to affix it to the ceiling joist.
There are some unique challenges since she has put on weight. One of the great suggestions in a thread I made was the suggestion of a sex swing.
Then it’s a case of slap the side and ride the waves.
If I’m honest her weight is annoying me but it’s going to be a long road..
So it's a euphemism for making love to Pamela Hand, then...

talksthetorque

10,815 posts

134 months

Tuesday 24th May 2022
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yellowjack said:
So it's a euphemism for making love to Pamela Hand, then...
Ejaculate (by whatever means)

Whats on Second

732 posts

32 months

Wednesday 25th May 2022
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talksthetorque said:
yellowjack said:
So it's a euphemism for making love to Pamela Hand, then...
Ejaculate (by whatever means)
this thread has meandered down a strange rabbit hole

21st Century Man

40,659 posts

247 months

Wednesday 25th May 2022
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That search engines are still really fking stupid and are unable to recognise key words that negate other key words.

"Casual summer caps" brings up nothing but baseball caps.

"Casual summer caps that aren't baseball caps" brings up nothing but baseball caps

yellowjack

17,065 posts

165 months

Wednesday 25th May 2022
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Whats on Second said:
this thread has meandered down a strange rabbit hole


RizzoTheRat

25,084 posts

191 months

Wednesday 25th May 2022
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21st Century Man said:
That search engines are still really fking stupid and are unable to recognise key words that negate other key words.

"Casual summer caps" brings up nothing but baseball caps.

"Casual summer caps that aren't baseball caps" brings up nothing but baseball caps
You should be able to use a - sign for stuff you don't want, eg "Casual summer caps -baseball"

Have a search for "search operators"



21st Century Man

40,659 posts

247 months

Wednesday 25th May 2022
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RizzoTheRat said:
You should be able to use a - sign for stuff you don't want, eg "Casual summer caps -baseball"

Have a search for "search operators"
Thanks Rizzo, I didn't know that but wondered if there was something like it to filter.

LukeBrown66

4,479 posts

45 months

Wednesday 25th May 2022
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Why do I have to close an advert down on my phone 3 sodding times before it actually goes away, if I close it once that should be enough, do these annoying twonks gain something from people being constantly mistakenly linked to the Play store or something? Oh hang on I will download that thing that has been annoying me for hours, I don't get it. I would not download it on principle!!

Killer2005

19,595 posts

227 months

Wednesday 25th May 2022
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Bin day yesterday and bin men failed to make the collection. This would have been a minor inconvenience, however either foxes, cats or a rat got into the bin bags last night. Added to this, crows and magpies also had a go at the bags as well, my driveway was a right mess this morning.

Cotty

39,389 posts

283 months

Wednesday 25th May 2022
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People spamming threads with crap rolleyes