Things that annoy you beyond reason...(Vol. 7)
Discussion
Red9zero said:
Zumbruk said:
Mispronounciation intolerant. There's no 'r' in "latte" (lat-ay, not lar-tay)
There's no 'r' in Bath. Doesn't stop them saying "Barth" though. “It’s because you’re a Northerner,” I replied.
Frimley111R said:
I always say this to my mum (84) about her friends. It's just a mindset, they can use the tech but just don't want to. And yet my Mum video calls her relative in NZ for long chats using WhatsApp, books holidays online and tickets to see stuff, reads the DM online (so not all good) and is part of a number of WhatsApp groups. Her friends 'children' can't believe how tech savvy she is! Some of them are still trying to pay for stuff by cheque!
As a person who frequently installs TV WiFi and such things for sometimes elderly people, I observe that the elderly have no interest in new tech and having spent many years watching TV via an aerial with 5 channels, using a phone to make a phone call, paying someone with a cheque and having someone serve you in a shop,are of the view that change is unnecessary and brings no new benefit to them, so why change? Johnspex said:
matchmaker said:
Island Hermit said:
After I nut and I go for a pee the pee just goes everywhere! The floor, the wall, and on the odd occasion the toilet roll holder.
Just as well you're a hermit. Dirty bd So to bust a nut is ejaculate.
It’s been shortened to nut over time.
Until the coach bolts arrive for our sex swing I am unable to affix it to the ceiling joist.
There are some unique challenges since she has put on weight. One of the great suggestions in a thread I made was the suggestion of a sex swing.
Then it’s a case of slap the side and ride the waves.
If I’m honest her weight is annoying me but it’s going to be a long road..
Island Hermit said:
It’s derived from nuts (testicles).
So to bust a nut is ejaculate.
It’s been shortened to nut over time.
Until the coach bolts arrive for our sex swing I am unable to affix it to the ceiling joist.
There are some unique challenges since she has put on weight. One of the great suggestions in a thread I made was the suggestion of a sex swing.
Then it’s a case of slap the side and ride the waves.
If I’m honest her weight is annoying me but it’s going to be a long road..
ParklifeSo to bust a nut is ejaculate.
It’s been shortened to nut over time.
Until the coach bolts arrive for our sex swing I am unable to affix it to the ceiling joist.
There are some unique challenges since she has put on weight. One of the great suggestions in a thread I made was the suggestion of a sex swing.
Then it’s a case of slap the side and ride the waves.
If I’m honest her weight is annoying me but it’s going to be a long road..
Island Hermit said:
It’s derived from nuts (testicles).
So to bust a nut is ejaculate.
It’s been shortened to nut over time.
Until the coach bolts arrive for our sex swing I am unable to affix it to the ceiling joist.
There are some unique challenges since she has put on weight. One of the great suggestions in a thread I made was the suggestion of a sex swing.
Then it’s a case of slap the side and ride the waves.
If I’m honest her weight is annoying me but it’s going to be a long road..
Maybe she's put on the weight to keep you away?So to bust a nut is ejaculate.
It’s been shortened to nut over time.
Until the coach bolts arrive for our sex swing I am unable to affix it to the ceiling joist.
There are some unique challenges since she has put on weight. One of the great suggestions in a thread I made was the suggestion of a sex swing.
Then it’s a case of slap the side and ride the waves.
If I’m honest her weight is annoying me but it’s going to be a long road..
talksthetorque said:
Island Hermit said:
It’s derived from nuts (testicles).
So to bust a nut is ejaculate.
It’s been shortened to nut over time.
Until the coach bolts arrive for our sex swing I am unable to affix it to the ceiling joist.
There are some unique challenges since she has put on weight. One of the great suggestions in a thread I made was the suggestion of a sex swing.
Then it’s a case of slap the side and ride the waves.
If I’m honest her weight is annoying me but it’s going to be a long road..
ParklifeSo to bust a nut is ejaculate.
It’s been shortened to nut over time.
Until the coach bolts arrive for our sex swing I am unable to affix it to the ceiling joist.
There are some unique challenges since she has put on weight. One of the great suggestions in a thread I made was the suggestion of a sex swing.
Then it’s a case of slap the side and ride the waves.
If I’m honest her weight is annoying me but it’s going to be a long road..
Doofus said:
Island Hermit said:
It’s derived from nuts (testicles).
So to bust a nut is ejaculate.
It’s been shortened to nut over time.
Until the coach bolts arrive for our sex swing I am unable to affix it to the ceiling joist.
There are some unique challenges since she has put on weight. One of the great suggestions in a thread I made was the suggestion of a sex swing.
Then it’s a case of slap the side and ride the waves.
If I’m honest her weight is annoying me but it’s going to be a long road..
Maybe she's put on the weight to keep you away?So to bust a nut is ejaculate.
It’s been shortened to nut over time.
Until the coach bolts arrive for our sex swing I am unable to affix it to the ceiling joist.
There are some unique challenges since she has put on weight. One of the great suggestions in a thread I made was the suggestion of a sex swing.
Then it’s a case of slap the side and ride the waves.
If I’m honest her weight is annoying me but it’s going to be a long road..
Edited by anonymous-user on Tuesday 24th May 20:16
Island Hermit said:
Johnspex said:
matchmaker said:
Island Hermit said:
After I nut and I go for a pee the pee just goes everywhere! The floor, the wall, and on the odd occasion the toilet roll holder.
Just as well you're a hermit. Dirty bd So to bust a nut is ejaculate.
It’s been shortened to nut over time.
Until the coach bolts arrive for our sex swing I am unable to affix it to the ceiling joist.
There are some unique challenges since she has put on weight. One of the great suggestions in a thread I made was the suggestion of a sex swing.
Then it’s a case of slap the side and ride the waves.
If I’m honest her weight is annoying me but it’s going to be a long road..
21st Century Man said:
That search engines are still really fking stupid and are unable to recognise key words that negate other key words.
"Casual summer caps" brings up nothing but baseball caps.
"Casual summer caps that aren't baseball caps" brings up nothing but baseball caps
You should be able to use a - sign for stuff you don't want, eg "Casual summer caps -baseball""Casual summer caps" brings up nothing but baseball caps.
"Casual summer caps that aren't baseball caps" brings up nothing but baseball caps
Have a search for "search operators"
Why do I have to close an advert down on my phone 3 sodding times before it actually goes away, if I close it once that should be enough, do these annoying twonks gain something from people being constantly mistakenly linked to the Play store or something? Oh hang on I will download that thing that has been annoying me for hours, I don't get it. I would not download it on principle!!
Bin day yesterday and bin men failed to make the collection. This would have been a minor inconvenience, however either foxes, cats or a rat got into the bin bags last night. Added to this, crows and magpies also had a go at the bags as well, my driveway was a right mess this morning.
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