Geek Jokes Volume 0b10
Discussion
RDMcG said:
havoc said:
I've been thinking the same.
Used to really enjoy it, but he is a rather unpleasant little tit now, isn't he?
Very much so - he could be very funny but he deserves to be dropped -agree that he has been descending gradually into this complete racist behaviour .Used to really enjoy it, but he is a rather unpleasant little tit now, isn't he?
Halmyre said:
MBBlat said:
vaud said:
Nimby said:
Looks like it's goodbye to Dilbert.
Good bye to it in the press, he can keep being a racist online.
Once upon a time…
In space a small scout ship was being pursued by a larger attacker. The scout electronics were better, and the ECM prevented the Corvette from hitting it with lasers or missile fire. On the other hand, the scout didn’t have a beam weapon got enough to do more that scorch the paint of the larger spaceship
In desperation, the scout pilot dismounted the furniture from his salon, and everything else that wasn’t bolted down and was not critical to the operation of his ship. All this debris was loaded into the cargo airlock.
He carefully computed his orbit around the world he’d been exploring, the path of the Corvette, likely course changes, etc…and at the right instant jettisoned the bric a brac.
Two orbital passes later, the cloud of debris blindsided the Corvette at 6 km/s….
The couch from the salon, a nice comfy thing that could recline into a bed, tore through the engineering section of the hunter….
Upon returning to base, during debriefing, there was skepticism that a sleeper couch could kill a warship
The scout rewrote his report, indicating that he’d destroyed the enemy with……
….a futon torpedo.
In space a small scout ship was being pursued by a larger attacker. The scout electronics were better, and the ECM prevented the Corvette from hitting it with lasers or missile fire. On the other hand, the scout didn’t have a beam weapon got enough to do more that scorch the paint of the larger spaceship
In desperation, the scout pilot dismounted the furniture from his salon, and everything else that wasn’t bolted down and was not critical to the operation of his ship. All this debris was loaded into the cargo airlock.
He carefully computed his orbit around the world he’d been exploring, the path of the Corvette, likely course changes, etc…and at the right instant jettisoned the bric a brac.
Two orbital passes later, the cloud of debris blindsided the Corvette at 6 km/s….
The couch from the salon, a nice comfy thing that could recline into a bed, tore through the engineering section of the hunter….
Upon returning to base, during debriefing, there was skepticism that a sleeper couch could kill a warship
The scout rewrote his report, indicating that he’d destroyed the enemy with……
….a futon torpedo.
MartG said:
Once upon a time…
In space a small scout ship was being pursued by a larger attacker. The scout electronics were better, and the ECM prevented the Corvette from hitting it with lasers or missile fire. On the other hand, the scout didn’t have a beam weapon got enough to do more that scorch the paint of the larger spaceship
In desperation, the scout pilot dismounted the furniture from his salon, and everything else that wasn’t bolted down and was not critical to the operation of his ship. All this debris was loaded into the cargo airlock.
He carefully computed his orbit around the world he’d been exploring, the path of the Corvette, likely course changes, etc…and at the right instant jettisoned the bric a brac.
Two orbital passes later, the cloud of debris blindsided the Corvette at 6 km/s….
The couch from the salon, a nice comfy thing that could recline into a bed, tore through the engineering section of the hunter….
Upon returning to base, during debriefing, there was skepticism that a sleeper couch could kill a warship
The scout rewrote his report, indicating that he’d destroyed the enemy with……
….a futon torpedo.
Reminds me that once upon a time there were countries run by sofas. It was the Ottoman Empire.In space a small scout ship was being pursued by a larger attacker. The scout electronics were better, and the ECM prevented the Corvette from hitting it with lasers or missile fire. On the other hand, the scout didn’t have a beam weapon got enough to do more that scorch the paint of the larger spaceship
In desperation, the scout pilot dismounted the furniture from his salon, and everything else that wasn’t bolted down and was not critical to the operation of his ship. All this debris was loaded into the cargo airlock.
He carefully computed his orbit around the world he’d been exploring, the path of the Corvette, likely course changes, etc…and at the right instant jettisoned the bric a brac.
Two orbital passes later, the cloud of debris blindsided the Corvette at 6 km/s….
The couch from the salon, a nice comfy thing that could recline into a bed, tore through the engineering section of the hunter….
Upon returning to base, during debriefing, there was skepticism that a sleeper couch could kill a warship
The scout rewrote his report, indicating that he’d destroyed the enemy with……
….a futon torpedo.
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