Tell Us Something Really Trivial About Your Life Volume 38

[P5BNij]

glenrobbo said:

Bomma R1 said:

Bobberoo said:

And then I went for a 4.14mile ride, 22minutes 35 seconds average speed 11.04MPH!!!

I've no idea why, but when I first read that it registered as 111.04 MPH.

I thought "hellfire, that's getting a bloody move on"



"Carl Bobarty, the Hamble Bullet"

No worries, I've got it all straight now. As you were...

Next time I hear it's Foggy in Hamble, I shall have a whole new image in my head!

I don't think I'll be breaking "the Ton" on my pink bike. It has no fairings, and I'm not very aerodynamic these days. More of a drag really.
It has 18 speeds, all of them are in the slow end of the speculum/spectrum/plectrum/rectum.
Any attempt at increasing velocity is rewarded by severe chafing. This phenomenon probably explains why professional cyclists have that rictus grin/grimace on their faces as they attack an Alp in their skin tight Lycra hotpants...
Oh dear, now I have an image of Carl Bobberty imprinted in my mind...

And now I have an image of someone from SPECTRUM plucking a rectum with a speculum shaped plectrum...



It's been a funny old week

[Bobberoo]

P5BNij said:

glenrobbo said:

Bomma R1 said:

Bobberoo said:

And then I went for a 4.14mile ride, 22minutes 35 seconds average speed 11.04MPH!!!

I've no idea why, but when I first read that it registered as 111.04 MPH.

I thought "hellfire, that's getting a bloody move on"



"Carl Bobarty, the Hamble Bullet"

No worries, I've got it all straight now. As you were...

Next time I hear it's Foggy in Hamble, I shall have a whole new image in my head!

I don't think I'll be breaking "the Ton" on my pink bike. It has no fairings, and I'm not very aerodynamic these days. More of a drag really.
It has 18 speeds, all of them are in the slow end of the speculum/spectrum/plectrum/rectum.
Any attempt at increasing velocity is rewarded by severe chafing. This phenomenon probably explains why professional cyclists have that rictus grin/grimace on their faces as they attack an Alp in their skin tight Lycra hotpants...
Oh dear, now I have an image of Carl Bobberty imprinted in my mind...

And now I have an image of someone from SPECTRUM plucking a rectum with a speculum shaped plectrum...



It's been a funny old week

[Bobberoo]

So no quiz, and it's very quiet..........

[spikeyhead]

Boing!

I've failed in my intentions for the day, and I suspect that tomorrow won't be much better.

[DickyC]

Bobberoo said:

So no quiz, and it's very quiet..........

Ooh, look at you three posts shy.

Three Posts Shy.

Great name.

Thinking of great names, my gardening hat has mildew on the brim and that reminded me we're playing Mildew on the Brim in the All Villages Cricket on Sunday.

[glenrobbo]

Bobberoo said:

So no quiz, and it's very quiet..........

Eh? Wassup?? Wossappnin'?

Oh!

Sorry, I must have nodded off.
The Glastonbury Effect.

Alternatively, "30 Most Shocking TV Interview Moments".
Ho hum! :yawn:

I had garlic sweet chilli chicken, Robbopops Salad and minted new potatoes.

The potatoes were considerably wealthier than me.

Then as a special treat, I opened a can of OSH.
I enjoyed it as if it was a Friday evening, and now I have another can and I'm ready to pull the ring tab thing.

Livin' on the edge.

[Bobberoo]

DickyC said:

Bobberoo said:

So no quiz, and it's very quiet..........

Ooh, look at you three posts shy.

Three Posts Shy.

Great name.

Thinking of great names, my gardening hat has mildew on the brim and that reminded me we're playing Mildew on the Brim in the All Villages Cricket on Sunday.

I hadn't noticed, it won't happen until tomorrow morning as i'm off to bed, no spikeyhead Boing for me!!

[glenrobbo]

Two more posts.

Just two more posts.

It's such a tension-filled nail-biting Bobberhanger...


It's like an episode of Flash Gordon ending abruptly at a super-critical moment and having to wait on tenterhooks until next week's thrilling instalment...

[glenrobbo]

Meanwhile, back in the TT Residents' Lounge, it's time to reflect:

https://youtu.be/BmRUJGRwkj0

Let's all wish Pequod success in his puffin quest.

[White Stiletto]

Good morning all.

Bright and sunny with a little high cloud out there today. Other than some high winds at around midnight there's nothing much to report.

I have an image of Robbo in drag on his pink bike in the Alps....Time for another cuppa.

That's all for now.

[McAndy]

Morning All. I’m off to race in what is forecast to be thunderstorms. Great

Congrats in advance on 30k posts, Bobbers!

[Magooagain]

Heavy rain,tea n toast! Good morning.

[paua]

Morneve, I may have just cracked a bottle of screw-top, finished my antibiotics for brekkie 10 hrs ago.

[hammo19]

Bright but windy. Off to Croft today.

[Dermot O'Logical]

DickyC said:

Bobberoo said:

So no quiz, and it's very quiet..........

Ooh, look at you three posts shy.

Three Posts Shy.

Great name.

Thinking of great names, my gardening hat has mildew on the brim and that reminded me we're playing Mildew on the Brim in the All Villages Cricket on Sunday.

I'll see if by son can turn out for us, Dicky. I think he's only playing once this weekend, but it's in Pawtsmuff, so he should be ok as long as he can bowl while wearing a stab vest.

Bobbers, I had a blood test a couple of years ago which appears to have convinced my doctor that I had caught Type 2 diabetes, so I stepped up the exercise, cut down on the alcohol, and looked at the labels a bit more closely when buying food. He also accused me of having too many cholesteroles, so I've stopped eating them. For the last two years he's always looked a bit disappointed when I have my annual blood test, which now shows that I'm almost normal in many respects.

ION, after my morning perambulation it's a day of watching the Test match, to see if we can extract ourselves from the disastrous collapse of the top order yesterday - I love Test cricket, and yesterday afternoon was very entertaining.

Carry on.

[Magooagain]

The rain has nearly stopped and I'm just sitting here (on the edge) remembering that today,39 years ago I was holding my baby daughter in my arms for the first time,thinking of a wonderfull future for her and us.
Mug!

Hey ho grass to cut etc.

[spikeyhead]

Morning all.

I do wish that the test match was on free to air tele, too tight to pay for it, but do enjoy TMS.

I've not been to watch a test match in far to long, the bloke I used to go with died twenty years ago and it's just not the same going alone.

[Bomma R1]

Morning all

[DickyC]

Saturday? But I have an appointment at the tip at 9 o'clock on Saturday. I'd better get a wriggle on.

[Byker28i]

Morning all.
Dodged the rain showers to walk the dog this morning, going to have our last trip into Tenby before the tourists descend for the summer..