Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 11)
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Last night a man in Bradford was hit over the head by a violin, then a clarinet, then a trombone.
Police say it was an orchestrated attack.
This morning a van full of Sinex overturned on the M1.
There was no congestion for eight hours.
The inventor of the throat lozenge has just died.
There will be no coffin at his funeral.
It has been confirmed that the man who recently fell from the eighth floor of a nightclub was not a bouncer.
(All from Mike and Joelle on FB)
Police say it was an orchestrated attack.
This morning a van full of Sinex overturned on the M1.
There was no congestion for eight hours.
The inventor of the throat lozenge has just died.
There will be no coffin at his funeral.
It has been confirmed that the man who recently fell from the eighth floor of a nightclub was not a bouncer.
(All from Mike and Joelle on FB)
I've just got myself a pair of Banana Skin shoes, very comfy and easy to slip on.
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I went to a fancy dress party last night dressed as a screwdriver…
Turned a few heads!
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Playwright cheers up storyline of a classic Musical ;
It’s now called
“Less Miserable “
I was in an expensive perfume shop earlier.
They had a couple of security guards by the Dior.
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My Romanian neighbour has just stopped reading after 18 hours.
He's giving his Book a rest
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My pal Alan has started a new business.
He only sells the bottom parts of shoes.
He is a sole trader.
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