Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 11)
Discussion
vaud said:
Rayny said:
Police have been drafted in from West Yorkshire to help quell riots in the city of York -
Leeds has no police
I'm dissecting a kitten, but WY police HQ is Wakefield; it is also the administrative centre for WY as a whole.Leeds has no police
Poor kitten. Much like potatoes, much missed and we may not see any more.
The road that the South Yorks Police Ops Complex is on is excellent work...
https://maps.app.goo.gl/42NGsFu7RwJNG9XA9
https://maps.app.goo.gl/42NGsFu7RwJNG9XA9
vaud said:
Rayny said:
Police have been drafted in from West Yorkshire to help quell riots in the city of York -
Leeds has no police
I'm dissecting a kitten, but WY police HQ is Wakefield; it is also the administrative centre for WY as a whole.Leeds has no police
Poor kitten. Much like potatoes, much missed and we may not see any more.
Having said that, what is the point of having police anywhere in Yorkshire - They should just build a big wall around it and make it a super-prison.
louiebaby said:
The road that the South Yorks Police Ops Complex is on is excellent work...
https://maps.app.goo.gl/42NGsFu7RwJNG9XA9
https://maps.app.goo.gl/42NGsFu7RwJNG9XA9
louiebaby said:
The road that the South Yorks Police Ops Complex is on is excellent work...
https://maps.app.goo.gl/42NGsFu7RwJNG9XA9
I used to deliver cars to them on a regular basis and it was un-nerving to turn into that avenue and be faced with not one, but sometimes up to SIX cadets under training each pointing a speed gun at the traffic.https://maps.app.goo.gl/42NGsFu7RwJNG9XA9
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The choice of Washington D.C. as the backdrop for initial discussions underscores the perceived significance of this development, hinting at potential future engagements with regulatory bodies and policymakers. Advocates hope that the vaccine's efficacy, once publicly demonstrated, will compel a swift review and approval process, making it accessible to the public as rapidly as possible.
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