Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 11)
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A Scotsman goes to visit his Canadian cousin. They're out walking in the wilderness, when suddenly this huge moose walks past them. The Scotsman, having never seen one before, is astounded.
"What the bloody hell was that?" he asks.
"Oh, that?" the Canadian replies. "That's just our Canadian moose."
"Good God," the Scotsman cries, "how big are your rats?!"
"What the bloody hell was that?" he asks.
"Oh, that?" the Canadian replies. "That's just our Canadian moose."
"Good God," the Scotsman cries, "how big are your rats?!"
Two locals are in a bar in Tobermory, drinking steadily. Eventually they strike up a conversation.
"So, where do ye stay?"
"Ah'm from Tobermory"
"Is that right, I'm a Tobermory man myself. Whereabouts in Tobermory?"
"On the main street."
"I'm on the main street too. Down by the harbour."
"Me too. Small world, eh?"
Another local comes in and says to the barman, "how's it going tonight?"
"Ach", says the barman, "the McLeod brothers are pissed again".
"So, where do ye stay?"
"Ah'm from Tobermory"
"Is that right, I'm a Tobermory man myself. Whereabouts in Tobermory?"
"On the main street."
"I'm on the main street too. Down by the harbour."
"Me too. Small world, eh?"
Another local comes in and says to the barman, "how's it going tonight?"
"Ach", says the barman, "the McLeod brothers are pissed again".
Halmyre said:
Two locals are in a bar in Tobermory, drinking steadily. Eventually they strike up a conversation.
"So, where do ye stay?"
"Ah'm from Tobermory"
"Is that right, I'm a Tobermory man myself. Whereabouts in Tobermory?"
"On the main street."
"I'm on the main street too. Down by the harbour."
"Me too. Small world, eh?"
Another local comes in and says to the barman, "how's it going tonight?"
"Ach", says the barman, "the McLeod brothers are pissed again".
"So, where do ye stay?"
"Ah'm from Tobermory"
"Is that right, I'm a Tobermory man myself. Whereabouts in Tobermory?"
"On the main street."
"I'm on the main street too. Down by the harbour."
"Me too. Small world, eh?"
Another local comes in and says to the barman, "how's it going tonight?"
"Ach", says the barman, "the McLeod brothers are pissed again".
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