Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 11)
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A man walks into a brothel
He says to the madam, “Hi I’m a traveling businessman, I’ve been on the road for weeks. I’ll pay £100 for the worst blowjob in the house.”
She says, “The worst?… for £100 you can get the best blowjob in the house!”
He says, “No it’s all right, I’m not horny, I’m homesick.”
He says to the madam, “Hi I’m a traveling businessman, I’ve been on the road for weeks. I’ll pay £100 for the worst blowjob in the house.”
She says, “The worst?… for £100 you can get the best blowjob in the house!”
He says, “No it’s all right, I’m not horny, I’m homesick.”
Stealthracer said:
Took my violin to have a new bridge fitted yesterday. The guy in the shop looked at it and said,
"Do you realise this instrument is over a hundred and fifty years old?"
I said, "Well I can't afford a new one."
Yes, I gave Yehudi me new un."Do you realise this instrument is over a hundred and fifty years old?"
I said, "Well I can't afford a new one."
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yehudi_Menuhin
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