Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 11)
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Master Of Puppets said:
My wife was concerned that my Sinead O’Connor obsession was getting out of hand.
So I went to the doctors.
Guess what he told me?
Guess what he told me?
I went birdwatching with Sinead a few years ago.So I went to the doctors.
Guess what he told me?
Guess what he told me?
After a few hours, I said to her "So how many have we seen then?"
She replied "It's been seven owls and fifteen jays!!"
Rayny said:
Vipers said:
A screwdriver walks into a bar and the bartender says -
"Hey!, we have a drink named after you"
To which the screwdriver replies "You have a drink named Phillip?"
Twin screwdrivers, and both named Phillip - Just what were their parents? "Hey!, we have a drink named after you"
To which the screwdriver replies "You have a drink named Phillip?"
Rayny said:
Vipers said:
A screwdriver walks into a bar and the bartender says -
"Hey!, we have a drink named after you"
To which the screwdriver replies "You have a drink named Phillip?"
Twin screwdrivers, and both named Phillip - Just what were their parents? "Hey!, we have a drink named after you"
To which the screwdriver replies "You have a drink named Phillip?"
Rayny said:
Vipers said:
A screwdriver walks into a bar and the bartender says -
"Hey!, we have a drink named after you"
To which the screwdriver replies "You have a drink named Phillip?"
Twin screwdrivers, and both named Phillip - Just what were their parents? "Hey!, we have a drink named after you"
To which the screwdriver replies "You have a drink named Phillip?"
paua said:
Rayny said:
Vipers said:
A screwdriver walks into a bar and the bartender says -
"Hey!, we have a drink named after you"
To which the screwdriver replies "You have a drink named Phillip?"
Twin screwdrivers, and both named Phillip - Just what were their parents? "Hey!, we have a drink named after you"
To which the screwdriver replies "You have a drink named Phillip?"
Rayny said:
paua said:
Rayny said:
Vipers said:
A screwdriver walks into a bar and the bartender says -
"Hey!, we have a drink named after you"
To which the screwdriver replies "You have a drink named Phillip?"
Twin screwdrivers, and both named Phillip - Just what were their parents? "Hey!, we have a drink named after you"
To which the screwdriver replies "You have a drink named Phillip?"
I didn't win but I did turn a few heads.
remedy said:
Rayny said:
paua said:
Rayny said:
Vipers said:
A screwdriver walks into a bar and the bartender says -
"Hey!, we have a drink named after you"
To which the screwdriver replies "You have a drink named Phillip?"
Twin screwdrivers, and both named Phillip - Just what were their parents? "Hey!, we have a drink named after you"
To which the screwdriver replies "You have a drink named Phillip?"
I didn't win but I did turn a few heads.
Guy driving through the countryside and his car spluttered and came to a stop.
He lifted the bonnet, as you do, and heard a voice saying “Check the plug leads”
He looked around and there was no one there, checked the plug leads and found some were loose, tightened them up and it fired up first time and he carried to the village.
That evening he is chatting to the barman and related the episode with his brake down and the voice saying check the plug leads and no one being there.
Barman said “Was there a white horse in the field?”
Bloke said “Now I think about it, there was”
Barman said “You were very lucky sir”
Bloke said “Why?”
Barman said “The black one knows nothing about cars”
He lifted the bonnet, as you do, and heard a voice saying “Check the plug leads”
He looked around and there was no one there, checked the plug leads and found some were loose, tightened them up and it fired up first time and he carried to the village.
That evening he is chatting to the barman and related the episode with his brake down and the voice saying check the plug leads and no one being there.
Barman said “Was there a white horse in the field?”
Bloke said “Now I think about it, there was”
Barman said “You were very lucky sir”
Bloke said “Why?”
Barman said “The black one knows nothing about cars”
Edited by Vipers on Monday 11th November 21:38
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