Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 11)
Discussion
Just been on the news about the devastating effects on some businesses resulting from Rachel Reeves' recent budget.
A local bra manufacturer has gone bust, a submarine company has gone under, a manufacturer of food blenders has gone into liquidation, a dog kennel has had to call in the retrievers and a company supplying paper for origami enthusiasts has folded.
A local strip club has gone tits up, Interflora is pruning its business and Dyno-rod has gone down the drain.
The saddest one though is the ice cream van man found dead covered in nuts and raspberry sauce. He couldn't take it any more and topped himself.
A local bra manufacturer has gone bust, a submarine company has gone under, a manufacturer of food blenders has gone into liquidation, a dog kennel has had to call in the retrievers and a company supplying paper for origami enthusiasts has folded.
A local strip club has gone tits up, Interflora is pruning its business and Dyno-rod has gone down the drain.
The saddest one though is the ice cream van man found dead covered in nuts and raspberry sauce. He couldn't take it any more and topped himself.
Tye Green said:
Just been on the news about the devastating effects on some businesses resulting from Rachel Reeves' recent budget.
A local bra manufacturer has gone bust, a submarine company has gone under, a manufacturer of food blenders has gone into liquidation, a dog kennel has had to call in the retrievers and a company supplying paper for origami enthusiasts has folded.
A local strip club has gone tits up, Interflora is pruning its business and Dyno-rod has gone down the drain.
The saddest one though is the ice cream van man found dead covered in nuts and raspberry sauce. He couldn't take it any more and topped himself.
It's not all bad news, I started a boat building business in my attic, sails are through the roof!A local bra manufacturer has gone bust, a submarine company has gone under, a manufacturer of food blenders has gone into liquidation, a dog kennel has had to call in the retrievers and a company supplying paper for origami enthusiasts has folded.
A local strip club has gone tits up, Interflora is pruning its business and Dyno-rod has gone down the drain.
The saddest one though is the ice cream van man found dead covered in nuts and raspberry sauce. He couldn't take it any more and topped himself.
Monkeylegend said:
New volume so we can now repeat the oldies so what is brown and comes out of cows backwards.
The Isle of Wight ferry.
If Isla St Clare married Barry White she'd be Isla White, if she divorced him and married Bryan Ferry she'd be Isla White Ferry.The Isle of Wight ferry.
Thank you. Here all week.
Huntsman said:
Monkeylegend said:
New volume so we can now repeat the oldies so what is brown and comes out of cows backwards.
The Isle of Wight ferry.
If Isla St Clare married Barry White she'd be Isla White, if she divorced him and married Bryan Ferry she'd be Isla White Ferry.The Isle of Wight ferry.
Thank you. Here all week.
Monkeylegend said:
S6PNJ said:
What's brown, smells and comes out of cows (Cowes) backwards? The Isle of Wight ferry.
You need to wait for the next volume before you can repeat it again, not just two posts 
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