Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 11)

[Pitre]

The French Dining Room by Sally Monjer

[Jim1064]

MartG said:

Desert Navigation by Mustapha Mapp

There are other needs as well

[grumpy52]

What borders on stupidity.



Mexico and Canada.

[phazed]

grumpy52 said:

What borders on stupidity.



Mexico and Canada.

Bit of a generalisation but...

[havoc]

grumpy52 said:

What borders on stupidity.
Mexico and Canada.

[MartG]

[grumpy52]

I'm not saying my girlfriend is hairy but the first time I saw her naked I thought I was at a ZZ Top concert !

[Radec]

grumpy52 said:

I'm not saying my girlfriend is hairy but the first time I saw her naked I thought I was at a ZZ Top concert !

As long as she made your tube snake boogie, that's all what counts.

[littleredrooster]

grumpy52 said:

I'm not saying my girlfriend is hairy but the first time I saw her naked I thought I was at a ZZ Top concert !

Were you lookin' for some tush?

[K87]

grumpy52 said:

I'm not saying my girlfriend is hairy but the first time I saw her naked I thought I was at a ZZ Top concert !

True story

I worked with a woman who had long hair down to her waist and even had the hair covering her face including glasses over the hair. She complained to HR because people called her Cousin Itt. HR was not sympathetic at all and told her to get her hair cut if she didn't like it, found out a month later she was hoping for compensation

[Skyedriver]

Radec said:

grumpy52 said:

I'm not saying my girlfriend is hairy but the first time I saw her naked I thought I was at a ZZ Top concert !

As long as she made your tube snake boogie, that's all what counts.

"She wants a pearl necklace"

[GeneralBanter]

Skyedriver said:

"She wants a pearl necklace"

[Skyedriver]

Off to La Grange?
With Billy, Dusty(RIP) and Frank.

[Ultra Sound Guy]

My wife was upstairs and she shouted down to me.

“Do you ever get a shooting pain in your chest like someone has a voodoo doll of you and they are stabbing it?”

“No! Never!!” I replied.

There was a short pause… and then she said.

“How about now?”

[Legacywr]

Ultra Sound Guy said:

My wife was upstairs and she shouted down to me.

“Do you ever get a shooting pain in your chest like someone has a voodoo doll of you and they are stabbing it?”

“No! Never!!” I replied.

There was a short pause… and then she said.

“How about now?”

[silverfoxcc]

courtesy of Mick Miller


My grandson is 4yrs old and cannot say please in Spanish



Thats poor for four isn't it

[MartG]

[Ultra Sound Guy]

[MartG]

[Sticks.]

U wull grant ut, shurley?

Sorry, kuttens etc.