Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 11)
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Little Johnny asked the teacher if he could go to the bathroom. She said yes, but he had to recite the alphabet first.
So Johnny says, ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOQRSTUVWXYZ.
The teacher says that's close, but you forgot the P.
Johnny says no I didn't, it's running down my leg.
So Johnny says, ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOQRSTUVWXYZ.
The teacher says that's close, but you forgot the P.
Johnny says no I didn't, it's running down my leg.
Edited by MartG on Tuesday 4th November 12:00
MartG said:
Little Johnny asked the teacher if he could go to the bathroom. She said yes, but he had to recite the alphabet first.
So Johnny says, ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOQRSTIVWXYZ.
The teacher says that's close, but you forgot the P.
Johnny says no I didn't, it's running down my leg.
What, two "I's" and no "U", his teacher should be sacked.So Johnny says, ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOQRSTIVWXYZ.
The teacher says that's close, but you forgot the P.
Johnny says no I didn't, it's running down my leg.
I told my Mum that one when I was in Infant school about 65 years ago.
How many have checked for the two "I's"
Mum shouts up to her son, "Come on, get up or else you're going to be late for school".
The son replies, "I ain't going in cos of the bullies & the Teachers are being horrible to me".
"I'm sorry Son, I didn't know that, but being a headmaster can't be easy".
The son replies, "I ain't going in cos of the bullies & the Teachers are being horrible to me".
"I'm sorry Son, I didn't know that, but being a headmaster can't be easy".
Edited by Milkyway on Tuesday 4th November 12:24
The Vicar's daughter is about to marry a sailor. On the night before the wedding, the mother says to the daughter "I know what these sailors are like. He may ask you if he can do it 'the other way'. It's dirty and it's sinful, so say no."
They marry. A few months in to the wedding, it is the sailor's birthday. The wife is feeling a bit sinful and dirty, so she says to her husband, with a wink and a grin, "As it's your birthday, do you want to do it 'the other way'?"
"No thanks" he replies, You might get pregnant"
They marry. A few months in to the wedding, it is the sailor's birthday. The wife is feeling a bit sinful and dirty, so she says to her husband, with a wink and a grin, "As it's your birthday, do you want to do it 'the other way'?"
"No thanks" he replies, You might get pregnant"
Edited by Super Sonic on Wednesday 5th November 15:48
Catweazle said:
c.milton said:
S6PNJ said:
Rumours of a food shortage at this year's Spoonerism Awards turned out to be a complete lack of pies.
WE, The undersigned, demand the banning of all Spoonerism:Shiloh Pitt
Pat Sharp
Pixie Lott
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