Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 11)
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Master Of Puppets said:
I went to the dentist and she said.... First things first, tongue up, that's great, now move it to the left, and now to the right, that's lovely.
After 20 minutes of this she pulled up her knickers and said.... Right get in the chair and let's have a look at those teeth.
That's a joke?After 20 minutes of this she pulled up her knickers and said.... Right get in the chair and let's have a look at those teeth.
grumpy52 said:
Folks, I work in veterinary medicine and here’s something they won’t tell you!!
If your canine companion is ever running a fever, go and get some mustard. Mustard is great on a hot dog.
Dead kitten warning - don't do this - mustard is toxic to dogs, you may get a quick return from both ends of the dog... If your canine companion is ever running a fever, go and get some mustard. Mustard is great on a hot dog.
MarkwG said:
grumpy52 said:
Folks, I work in veterinary medicine and here’s something they won’t tell you!!
If your canine companion is ever running a fever, go and get some mustard. Mustard is great on a hot dog.
Dead kitten warning - don't do this - mustard is toxic to dogs, you may get a quick return from both ends of the dog... If your canine companion is ever running a fever, go and get some mustard. Mustard is great on a hot dog.
generationx said:
MarkwG said:
grumpy52 said:
Folks, I work in veterinary medicine and here’s something they won’t tell you!!
If your canine companion is ever running a fever, go and get some mustard. Mustard is great on a hot dog.
Dead kitten warning - don't do this - mustard is toxic to dogs, you may get a quick return from both ends of the dog... If your canine companion is ever running a fever, go and get some mustard. Mustard is great on a hot dog.
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