Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 11)

[Vipers]

Mandat said:

Rayny said:

DodgyGeezer said:

Can somebody please explain this one - Even if it makes me look like an imbecile.

Ever watched Star Trek.

[RJO]

https://www.bing.com/videos/riverview/relatedvideo...

[silverfoxcc]

Just seen Claudia winkkenan on the C4 Crufts orogramme.... i didnt know she was comoeting in dog of the year

[Nigel_O]

Wouldn't have been particularly funny even if you hadn't spelt 15% of the post incorrectly...

[Pitre]

Nigel_O said:

Wouldn't have been particularly funny even if you hadn't spelt 15% of the post incorrectly...

I'm surprised he didn't mention her fridge.

[Jermy Claxon]

silverfoxcc said:

Just seen Claudia winkkenan on the C4 Crufts orogramme.... i didnt know she was comoeting in dog of the year

If she's such a dog, why are you typing with your left hand?

[Dixy]

[Nigel_O]

Jermy Claxon said:

silverfoxcc said:

Just seen Claudia winkkenan on the C4 Crufts orogramme.... i didnt know she was comoeting in dog of the year

If she's such a dog, why are you typing with your left hand?

Damn - wished I'd thought of that...

Have another one

[MartG]

[Rayny]

Nigel_O said:

Jermy Claxon said:

silverfoxcc said:

Just seen Claudia winkkenan on the C4 Crufts orogramme.... i didnt know she was comoeting in dog of the year

If she's such a dog, why are you typing with your left hand?

Damn - wished I'd thought of that...

Have another one

And one from me

[Rayny]

Vipers said:

Ever watched Star Trek.

Welcome back Vipers - I don't think that ~I have ever seen a full episode of Star Trek, and certainly not a whole Star Wars movie.
Some of us do have higher, rather than lower, standards

[Sebring440]

silverfoxcc said:

Just seen Claudia winkkenan on the C4 Crufts orogramme.... i didnt know she was comoeting in dog of the year

Presumably your "comoeting" was meant to be "competing"...?

[thegreenhell]

silverfoxcc said:

Just seen Claudia winkkenan on the C4 Crufts orogramme.... i didnt know she was comoeting in dog of the year

Is she that Finnish ski jumper?

[DodgyGeezer]

AI slop but rather funny (IMO)

https://www.facebook.com/share/v/1DHZXydm5e/

[silverfoxcc]

Subtle... for a yank

[DodgyGeezer]

[silverfoxcc]

Rayny said:

And one from me

I am left handed, so that fell flat ..... and if you want to vociferously comment on the fact that mistypes are quite easy on phone keyboards.... your name is most appropriate

[Monkeylegend]

silverfoxcc said:

Rayny said:

And one from me

I am left handed, so that fell flat ..... and if you want to vociferiously comment on the fact that mistypes are quite easy on phone keyboards.... your name is most appropriate

So what has being left handed got to do with it ?

We all mistype but most actually check before they post to stop themselves looking a bit um...er......... illiterate.

[Still Mulling]

Monkeylegend said:

So what has being left handed got to do with it ?

The point is that the poster is right handed…

[Rayny]

silverfoxcc said:

Rayny said:

And one from me

I am left handed, so that fell flat ..... and if you want to vociferously comment on the fact that mistypes are quite easy on phone keyboards.... your name is most appropriate

I also am left handed. I'm also a trained typist. I also make typos. I really do not think that Claudia is good looking in any way.
I did find the comment from RogerO to be humorous, and humour is the main reason for this thread.