A bit council (Vol 6)

[Rebew]

Voldemort said:

Granadier said:

It's unusual to see them all together

- the 6 generations?

No, the legs.

Worryingly if the 86yo lives to 100 then there is the chance of a 7th generation.

Chapeau to the 50yo for beating the trend set by 86 and 68 and giving birth at 15.

Also concerning that it is easier to refer to them by their ages rather than by mother, grandmother etc.

[Megaflow]

Voldemort said:

Granadier said:

It's unusual to see them all together

- the 6 generations?

No, the legs.

Exactly...

I'm getting a word spring to mind!

[skyebear]

Granadier said:

[paulw123]

Granadier said:

Chyrel is the winner here, getting knocked up at 14 and a great grandma at 50 is good going.

[Red9zero]

mac96 said:

Red9zero said:

the-norseman said:

chazwozza said:

A&E on a Monday night... council everywhere!! Highlight being perma-tanned matching white tracksuit couple... Yes I know, I should be in a private clinic. I'm council

Yep we ended up there last weekend with my mum who we thought had sepsis, I'd say a good 80% were on the full on council spectrum.

Taunton (Musgrove) A&E on a Saturday at 11pm until nearly 3am Sunday. There was us and a young lady with a small child that actually needed genuine medical attention, the rest has either mental health or drugs issues or a combination of both. Not sure if council or tragic, but it was not a nice place to be.

Imagine working there.
Last time I was in A and E on a Friday or Saturday night there was the usual crowd of the drunken, the losers of fights etc, many supported by uninjured mates who could not keep quiet for a minute at a time, continually trying to argue with the reception staff.

That staff was one young man, who never lost his cool, always calmed down the idiots, and was generally a nice guy. And there must be lots more like him. A job I could never do. Brilliant.

There was one young girl on reception, and fair play to her, she wasn't taking any crap. She seemed to know most of the people waiting by their first names, which was a bit disturbing. I was surprised there was no security anywhere. Although I live in Bristol where even the Poundland shops have security

[CKY]

Granadier said:

'Selective breeding' or 'Selective castration' really could work wonders in some places.

[hidetheelephants]

CKY said:

'Selective breeding' or 'Selective castration' really could work wonders in some places.

Offer a medical marijuana prescription and a discount at 'spoons in exchange for having a longterm contraceptive implant.

[eldar]

hidetheelephants said:

Offer a medical marijuana prescription and a discount at 'spoons in exchange for having a longterm contraceptive implant.

Our birth rate is already unsustainably low. We should be promoting furious shagging, this lot could be the poster family.
Yay.

[Lotobear]

....buying £30 worth of scratch cards at your local Spar in dressing gown and slippers.

(in the afternoon)

[Lotobear]

having a dog named Ghost Face

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDueCnJHno4

[POIDH]

Red9zero said:

the-norseman said:

chazwozza said:

A&E on a Monday night... council everywhere!! Highlight being perma-tanned matching white tracksuit couple... Yes I know, I should be in a private clinic. I'm council

Yep we ended up there last weekend with my mum who we thought had sepsis, I'd say a good 80% were on the full on council spectrum.

Taunton (Musgrove) A&E on a Saturday at 11pm until nearly 3am Sunday. There was us and a young lady with a small child that actually needed genuine medical attention, the rest has either mental health or drugs issues or a combination of both. Not sure if council or tragic, but it was not a nice place to be.

I had the misfortune to be in A&E on a Saturday night before Christmas with a properly unwell OH (think phone calls to her father to tell them perhaps they need to be ready for some really, really bad news...).
There were multiple groups of families in PJ's, dressing gowns and onesies all gathering in groups, usually around one sick looking person holding a puking bowl or similar. Next to them were multiple passed out drunks, a couple with their own 'police buddy' keeping an eye on them.
We were whisked into a private room and ended up there and acute clinic for 14 hours. Still the same groups loitered while all sorts of accidents, clearly very ill people on trollies etc were wheeled past them.
The next morning, one of the groups had a proper go at the matron - she just burst into tears... :-(

[Rebew]

POIDH said:

Red9zero said:

the-norseman said:

chazwozza said:

A&E on a Monday night... council everywhere!! Highlight being perma-tanned matching white tracksuit couple... Yes I know, I should be in a private clinic. I'm council

Yep we ended up there last weekend with my mum who we thought had sepsis, I'd say a good 80% were on the full on council spectrum.

Taunton (Musgrove) A&E on a Saturday at 11pm until nearly 3am Sunday. There was us and a young lady with a small child that actually needed genuine medical attention, the rest has either mental health or drugs issues or a combination of both. Not sure if council or tragic, but it was not a nice place to be.

I had the misfortune to be in A&E on a Saturday night before Christmas with a properly unwell OH (think phone calls to her father to tell them perhaps they need to be ready for some really, really bad news...).
There were multiple groups of families in PJ's, dressing gowns and onesies all gathering in groups, usually around one sick looking person holding a puking bowl or similar. Next to them were multiple passed out drunks, a couple with their own 'police buddy' keeping an eye on them.
We were whisked into a private room and ended up there and acute clinic for 14 hours. Still the same groups loitered while all sorts of accidents, clearly very ill people on trollies etc were wheeled past them.
The next morning, one of the groups had a proper go at the matron - she just burst into tears... :-(

We had the misfortune of an A&E trip one Sunday afternoon last summer (4yo had bitten through his tongue falling off a bench). It was notable how many groups of 4+ people were there and it was impossible to tell which member of the group was the injured one. Why people would choose to be there for anything minor is beyond me, it would be an absolute last resort for any injury or illness for me!

[blue_haddock]

Lotobear said:

having a dog named Ghost Face

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDueCnJHno4

Probably named after the rapper ghost face killah.

Still council though.

[MDMA .]

paulw123 said:

Granadier said:

Chyrel is the winner here, getting knocked up at 14 and a great grandma at 50 is good going.

If she’s 35, she’s had a big paper round. In the Artic by the looks of it.

[HTP99]

MDMA . said:

paulw123 said:

Granadier said:

Chyrel is the winner here, getting knocked up at 14 and a great grandma at 50 is good going.

If she’s 35, she’s had a big paper round. In the Artic by the looks of it.

Lol yep, her 50yo mum looks better than her!

[mickk]

paulw123 said:

Walking down the pavement with your phone at arms length either filming yourself or on FaceTime. Seen it loads the last few weeks. Council.

Do that in London and you'll have a moped rider dressed in black hunting you down.

[The Gauge]

paulw123 said:

Granadier said:

Chyrel is the winner here, getting knocked up at 14 and a great grandma at 50 is good going.

The average number of years each woman waited before sprogging one out is 17.2 years, meaning the average age when they conceived is 16 years old. That's the average, as we know Chyrel decided not to bother waiting that long

[Jules Sunley]

The Gauge said:

paulw123 said:

Granadier said:

Chyrel is the winner here, getting knocked up at 14 and a great grandma at 50 is good going.

The average number of years each woman waited before sprogging one out is 17.2 years, meaning the average age when they conceived is 16 years old. That's the average, as we know Chyrel decided not to bother waiting that long

What's the betting they aren't 'net contributors' to the Treasury based on young births making promising careers less likely.....

[CanAm]

Birthdays must be tricky as I don't suppose there's much demand for great-great-great grandma/grandchild cards.

[vikingaero]

CanAm said:

Birthdays must be tricky as I don't suppose there's much demand for great-great-great grandma/grandchild cards.

Nothing a Sharpie or a custom Moonpig card can't resolve!