A bit council (Vol 6)

[Whistle]

Looks like a knocking shop

[paulw123]

shed driver said:

Full house here!

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/great...

Advert infested website said:

Georgia Harrison, 32, from Whitworth in Rochdale, was arrested alongside her partner after trying to leave the Lexia Hotel in Antalya on May 7. The pair had spent the night celebrating her boyfriend getting his new veneers as part of the trip when she says she blacked out and smashed the glass bathroom screen.

Includes the obligatory "Gofundme"

SD.

That 'gofundme' is something rather special!

[Pit Pony]

generationx said:

skyebear said:

thetapeworm said:

I'll let you find the "council" markers.

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/163610276#/...

If you distilled this entire thread into a single house...

That is spectacular!

If you were the solicitor for the buyers (and representing the mortgage loan company) or the surveyor, would you go out of your way and even step over the line into unprofessional conduct, to ensure that the sale fell through?
Everything from insisting on seeing every building regulation certificate and planning document for every little change and every out building, and even the driveway to finding historical rights of way issues and contacting all the neighbours to see if they ever had any arguments with the sellers and calling them undeclared boundary disputes. If you were the surveyor, doing the opposite of what they usually do (couldn't see inside the loft as I didn't have a step ladder)

[paulw123]

shed driver said:

Full house here!

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/great...

Advert infested website said:

Georgia Harrison, 32, from Whitworth in Rochdale, was arrested alongside her partner after trying to leave the Lexia Hotel in Antalya on May 7. The pair had spent the night celebrating her boyfriend getting his new veneers as part of the trip when she says she blacked out and smashed the glass bathroom screen.

Includes the obligatory "Gofundme"

SD.

That 'gofundme' is something rather special!

[Triumph Man]

paulw123 said:

shed driver said:

Full house here!

https://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/great...

Advert infested website said:

Georgia Harrison, 32, from Whitworth in Rochdale, was arrested alongside her partner after trying to leave the Lexia Hotel in Antalya on May 7. The pair had spent the night celebrating her boyfriend getting his new veneers as part of the trip when she says she blacked out and smashed the glass bathroom screen.

Includes the obligatory "Gofundme"

SD.

That 'gofundme' is something rather special!

Assume there was probably some drugs involved, and why smash a screen and not mention it. Idiots.

[biggles330d]

Radec said:

In this Aladdin's cave of Council, the framed Stone Island logo is the cherry on the top.

Just missing the strippers pole, for his Mrs "exercises".

Every bit of that place paid for by legitimate income, no doubt.....

[Garemberg]

Mother of god that is........quite something

Tickle said:

generationx said:

skyebear said:

thetapeworm said:

I'll let you find the "council" markers.

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/163610276#/...

If you distilled this entire thread into a single house...

That is spectacular!

I don't think there is a chair without a door knocker, amazing.

The framed Stone Island photo next to the bed finishes it all all, it's perfect.

[Alorotom]

thetapeworm said:

I'll let you find the "council" markers.

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/163610276#/...

Very single-divorved male.

Is it very council, absolutely - but, I bet there are a number of inhabitants of the match.com thread that live in similarly awful bachelor pad glory

[CanAm]

Tickle said:

I don't think there is a chair without a door knocker, amazing.

The framed Stone Island photo next to the bed finishes it all all, it's perfect.

I've never heard of Stone Island, but as Google tells me they sell a t-shirt for £270 that fits in nicely with everything else in this property.

[Radec]

CanAm said:

Tickle said:

I don't think there is a chair without a door knocker, amazing.

The framed Stone Island photo next to the bed finishes it all all, it's perfect.

I've never heard of Stone Island, but as Google tells me they sell a t-shirt for £270 that fits in nicely with everything else in this property.

The winter 2019/20 collection is displayed on page 9 of the photos.

[Gary29]

That house is one for the 'A LOT council' thread, what a place!

[Truckosaurus]

Gary29 said:

That house is one for the 'A LOT council' thread, what a place!

I couldn't even make it to the end of the photo album as all the BLACK was overwhelming.

[WarrenB]

thetapeworm said:

I'll let you find the "council" markers.

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/163610276#/...

I imagine the smell of stale wet dogs mixed with pungent aftershave mixed with bleach is overwhelming.

[Waffles16]

Truckosaurus said:

I couldn't even make it to the end of the photo album as all the BLACK was overwhelming.

How many tins of primer would it take to get those walls white? Quite apart from the fact that a viewing of the place would put me into a very, very deep and serious depression.

[skyebear]

Aside from reasons of taste, painting walls black is a mistake as will show up every imperfection in the plasterwork as evidenced here.

Is the bed in the bathroom, or is the bath in the bedroom?

Also the outward-opening front door was presumably fitted to slow police entry teams.

[CanAm]

I bet the neighbours are desperately hoping for a quick sale. Unfortunately it will take a lot of work to return it to something akin to the surrounding properties.

[mac96]

Waffles16 said:

Truckosaurus said:

I couldn't even make it to the end of the photo album as all the BLACK was overwhelming.

How many tins of primer would it take to get those walls white? Quite apart from the fact that a viewing of the place would put me into a very, very deep and serious depression.

Perfect candidate for wallpaper.
Or demolition.

[DodgyGeezer]

mac96 said:

Waffles16 said:

Truckosaurus said:

I couldn't even make it to the end of the photo album as all the BLACK was overwhelming.

How many tins of primer would it take to get those walls white? Quite apart from the fact that a viewing of the place would put me into a very, very deep and serious depression.

Perfect candidate for wallpaper.
Or demolition.

[Dog Star]

Balloon releases.

The latest thing for when some promising young footballer gets killed in a collision with a police car/innocent member of the public while acting like a (usually two up) on an illegal scooter or Surron. Luckily for the general public they’re so thick as mince they don’t realise that a balaclava offers no crash protection.

So they’ll barricade the road, have another scrote do some burnouts, set fire to some st (eg. Your car) and have a balloon release.

Scrotes: they can’t even mourn someone without fking the place up.

Council.

[wolfracesonic]

Truckosaurus said:

I couldn't even make it to the end of the photo album as all the BLACK was overwhelming.