A bit council (Vol 6)

[Landlubber]

Dan Singh said:

WarrenB said:

Whistle said:

Just seen this for sale on a local FB page.

Ticks a lot of boxes

There'll be a flatbed Transit parked outside sign written with an 0800 number for a tree surgery company...

I was about to say how roomy caravans have become nowadays.

And Periwinkle blue to match.

[Huzzah]

HTP99 said:

There's was a young woman in Sainsbury's

Great start.

[Red9zero]

HTP99 said:

Lol, it is absolutely mind boggling what (mostly) women/girls, do to themselves that they must think looks great; horrendous fake tan , poorly applied fake tan, stupid eyebrows, turkey teeth, ridiculous lips, bad make up, massive fake eye lashes, botox and surgery.

There's was a young woman in Sainsbury's a few months ago with her young son, her lips were so big she couldn't close her mouth and she was doing that thing they do when they have big lips, constantly licking them I guess as they dry out due to their mouth being open, everyone was doing a double take!

A girl who ran a doggy day care we used to use regularly had her lips done. All glammed up, they sort of went with her look, but first thing in the morning (steady) with her hair everywhere, no make up and her scruffy dog walking gear on, she looked like someone had just punched her in the mouth

[psi310398]

donkmeister said:

I thought that was more a preppers thing. I've seen a couple of YT videos where people try them, it's always been from the "this is a shelf stable cheeseburger" vantage point rather than "here's an alternative to microchips and Campbell's meatballs".

I mean, they're gross, but I suspect the majority are in crates labelled "SHTF", owned by people who have a bug-out plan.

I think that’s right. Unless my memory is failing me, there was a rather similar bacon burger in a tin in Army compo rations (at least back in the 80s). I’ve had worse.

[donkmeister]

HTP99 said:

donkmeister said:

DodgyGeezer said:

She added:
"Even the lads at the fencing supplies yard who were dipping her in creosote last Thursday said she seemed unusually subdued."

My favourite part

Are we still allowed to say "black fishing"? I saw an example recently and felt like I wanted to do jazz hands in her face and sing a rag-time song about my mammy.

Lol, it is absolutely mind boggling what (mostly) women/girls, do to themselves that they must think looks great; horrendous fake tan , poorly applied fake tan, stupid eyebrows, turkey teeth, ridiculous lips, bad make up, massive fake eye lashes, botox and surgery.

There's was a young woman in Sainsbury's a few months ago with her young son, her lips were so big she couldn't close her mouth and she was doing that thing they do when they have big lips, constantly licking them I guess as they dry out due to their mouth being open, everyone was doing a double take!

Being over 40 now, I swear that around 50% of my mates' partners have received a court order for Botox, fillers and a boob job. We're not successful tradespeople from Essex with trophy wives, we're Russell Group scientists, engineers and medics as are most of our partners. I struggle with reading people's faces at the best of times, but now I really stand no chance! I thought my best mate's wife was having a stroke and was about to call for an ambulance before Mrs D stopped me.

[DaveyBoyWonder]

miniman said:

Google Translate hasn t got a clue.

Being called Paige

[Bullett]

Red9zero said:

A girl who ran a doggy day care we used to use regularly had her lips done. All glammed up, they sort of went with her look, but first thing in the morning (steady) with her hair everywhere, no make up and her scruffy dog walking gear on, she looked like someone had just punched her in the mouth

Years ago I had to speak to my sons nursery keyworker. I didn't know her by name so my wife described her, fake tan, fake lips, too much makeup to which I said, that doesn't narrow the field much.

[beagrizzly]

psi310398 said:

I think that s right. Unless my memory is failing me, there was a rather similar bacon burger in a tin in Army compo rations (at least back in the 80s). I ve had worse.

That stuff was great! Best sampled with Biscuits Brown.

[TikTak]

Landlubber said:

Dan Singh said:

WarrenB said:

Whistle said:

Just seen this for sale on a local FB page.

Ticks a lot of boxes

There'll be a flatbed Transit parked outside sign written with an 0800 number for a tree surgery company...

I was about to say how roomy caravans have become nowadays.

And Periwinkle blue to match.

Was expecting a lowered VW Caddy belonging to a plasterer/scaffolder tbh.

[williamp]

HTP99 said:

Lol, it is absolutely mind boggling what (mostly) women/girls, do to themselves that they must think looks great; horrendous fake tan , poorly applied fake tan, stupid eyebrows, turkey teeth, ridiculous lips, bad make up, massive fake eye lashes, botox and surgery.

There's was a young woman in Sainsbury's a few months ago with her young son, her lips were so big she couldn't close her mouth and she was doing that thing they do when they have big lips, constantly licking them I guess as they dry out due to their mouth being open, everyone was doing a double take!

I wonder if thats got a name??

JohnnyUK said:

Weymouth today.

That is all.

Great, thanks

[DaveyBoyWonder]

Its that time again... article in the local rag about the "England super fan" who has decorated his house.



And yes, that is a dog he's holding with an England shirt on.

[donkmeister]

DaveyBoyWonder said:

Its that time again... article in the local rag about the "England super fan" who has decorated his house.



And yes, that is a dog he's holding with an England shirt on.

Look at all that wasted space on the roof - think of all the flags you could fit up there!

[mike80]

Even the drain pipes are red, white and blue.

[Sixpackpert]

mike80 said:

Even the drain pipes are red, white and blue.

For France?

[DodgyGeezer]

imagine that as your nextdoor neighbour (the decor not the person, he may well be a lovely chap)

[DodgyGeezer]

I just read this Facebook post out to Mrs DG, who was as perplexed as I was (and still am):

"after 7 years... I am NOW TAKING NEW BROW CLIENTS!
Not your average high street brows… I specialise in bespoke brow transformations - Mapping, custom-blended tints & brow health always a priority (especially with lamination)
DM my IG to have a free consultation - based in "


I'm guess that it is some sort of council favourite...

[Triumph Man]

DodgyGeezer said:

I just read this Facebook post out to Mrs DG, who was as perplexed as I was (and still am):

"after 7 years... I am NOW TAKING NEW BROW CLIENTS!
Not your average high street brows I specialise in bespoke brow transformations - Mapping, custom-blended tints & brow health always a priority (especially with lamination)
DM my IG to have a free consultation - based in "


I'm guess that it is some sort of council favourite...

Stage 1 remapped eyebrows?

[RustyMX5]

DodgyGeezer said:

I just read this Facebook post out to Mrs DG, who was as perplexed as I was (and still am):

"after 7 years... I am NOW TAKING NEW BROW CLIENTS!
Not your average high street brows I specialise in bespoke brow transformations - Mapping, custom-blended tints & brow health always a priority (especially with lamination)
DM my IG to have a free consultation - based in "


I'm guess that it is some sort of council favourite...

I'm trying to work out what lamination refers to. Is it something to do with thin sheets of wood stuck together or more exotic materials like carbon fibre? Come to that, can delamination result in accidents or serious injury?

[dundarach]

DaveyBoyWonder said:

Its that time again... article in the local rag about the "England super fan" who has decorated his house.



And yes, that is a dog he's holding with an England shirt on.

Oh crap, I really hate football, with a passion!

However, I don't hate that...

[otolith]

RustyMX5 said:

I'm trying to work out what lamination refers to.

It's when they get really serious about fake tan.