A bit council (Vol 6)

[Super Sonic]

Richtea1970 said:

That's aged well!

It's all his fault, he jinxed it!

[Sebring440]

williamp said:

Went to the heart of council today. Loved it

Not just Stoke... but "WaterWorld" in Stoke. A water park with flumes, wave machines. So much council on display. Not just the pizza being eaten whilst in the pool...

...or the baby nappy change on the table next to people eating food..

..nor those watching with their shoes on next to the "no outdoor footwear nor buggies past this point" sign...

.nor the Grannies wearing Bikinis so small you can see ALL their tattoos. All of them...


For a day I embraced the council. And now... football. Is stella still the beer of choice?

You forgot to mention the twonk sitting on his phone posting to PH while he ogled the grannies. Apparently he's one of these creepy guys who hang about these places.

[DaveyBoyWonder]

Richtea1970 said:

That's aged well!

Inevitable.

[the-norseman]

williamp said:

Went to the heart of council today. Loved it

Not just Stoke... but "WaterWorld" in Stoke. A water park with flumes, wave machines. So much council on display. Not just the pizza being eaten whilst in the pool...

...or the baby nappy change on the table next to people eating food..

..nor those watching with their shoes on next to the "no outdoor footwear nor buggies past this point" sign...

.nor the Grannies wearing Bikinis so small you can see ALL their tattoos. All of them...


For a day I embraced the council. And now... football. Is stella still the beer of choice?

Surprised that place is still open.

[TGCOTF-dewey]

matchmaker said:

Neil1300r said:

Arguing about the best way to get off your tit's using canabis - council!

Grocer's apostrophe - council!

Maybe he's possessive of dem titties.

[Quhet]

the-norseman said:

williamp said:

Went to the heart of council today. Loved it

Not just Stoke... but "WaterWorld" in Stoke. A water park with flumes, wave machines. So much council on display. Not just the pizza being eaten whilst in the pool...

...or the baby nappy change on the table next to people eating food..

..nor those watching with their shoes on next to the "no outdoor footwear nor buggies past this point" sign...

.nor the Grannies wearing Bikinis so small you can see ALL their tattoos. All of them...


For a day I embraced the council. And now... football. Is stella still the beer of choice?

Surprised that place is still open.

I went there a couple of times back in the day. Really enjoyed it as a kid but I do vividly remember seeing a clearly 'used' sanitary towel floating about in the rapids

[ChevronB19]

Super Sonic said:

vetrof said:

Sttill funny though.

Cruel. Not only has the animal not given consent, they also have no idea wtf is happening.

True, nor does a small child, which vetrof crossed out when quoting my o/p.

[the-norseman]

Quhet said:

I went there a couple of times back in the day. Really enjoyed it as a kid but I do vividly remember seeing a clearly 'used' sanitary towel floating about in the rapids

Yeh I remember it being scruffy back in late 90's early 00's

[JimmyConwayNW]

Waterworld....is this council?


https://www.stokesentinel.co.uk/news/stoke-on-tren...

[TGCOTF-dewey]

The fact the word Stoke is in the link tells you all you need to know.

[otolith]

JimmyConwayNW said:

Waterworld....is this council?


https://www.stokesentinel.co.uk/news/stoke-on-tren...

Nudism is more middle class hippy weirdo.

Not sure I would want to use a waterpark naked. High velocity water going up places you don't want high velocity water. Worse for women.

[donkmeister]

Being towed behind a jetski, sure, I'm aware of at least one case of that being quite injurious. But for a waterpark it's no worse than a bidet surely?

[otolith]

donkmeister said:

Being towed behind a jetski, sure, I'm aware of at least one case of that being quite injurious. But for a waterpark it's no worse than a bidet surely?

Bidet is clean water...

[otolith]

[Landlubber]

fking Ouch!

[Mikebentley]

Deepest darkest Cradley Rd Halesowen

[Megaflow]

Richtea1970 said:

DaveyBoyWonder said:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cq616emqr51o

Council bingo

That's aged well!

The level of council of the typical football fan will never cease to amaze me..

[mac96]

Mikebentley said:

Deepest darkest Cradley Rd Halesowen

amongst all the cringe on this thread, I find that amusing. Proprietor must be having a laugh?

[POIDH]

While we are on shops, having moved house earlier this year, it seems my closest supermarket is this:




and the next closest is about to be this:



I am full council..

[CardinalBlue]

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