A bit council (Vol 6)
A bit council (Vol 6)
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WH16

8,406 posts

247 months

Monday 17th August
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paulw123 said:
Disposable BBQ's -council.

Just ban the things totally.
Rebew said:
ban disposable BBQs.
There is nothing inherently council about disposable BBQs, but like many things they can be used irresponsibly.

They were a game changer for our little group of rally fans. After years of cold soggy sandwiches, the ability to cook a couple of burgers on the stage when watching or marshalling was fantastic. Of course they were cooled and disposed of properly (and in true forest rally form it was usually tipping it down anyway).

Oh, and rally spectating - council. hehe

Strangely Brown

15,646 posts

260 months

Monday 17th August
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WH16 said:
Oh, and rally spectating - council. hehe
Surely it's only the nylon rally jackets that are council. About as warm and as waterproof as a single ply tissue.

WH16

8,406 posts

247 months

Monday 17th August
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Strangely Brown said:
WH16 said:
Oh, and rally spectating - council. hehe
Surely it's only the nylon rally jackets that are council. About as warm and as waterproof as a single ply tissue.
What always staggers me is the amount of people who turn up to a quagmire of Welsh or Scottish forest mud in white trainers and jeans. And the reluctant girlfriends dragged along dressed for the Monaco F1 pitlane walk.

Inappropriate outdoor attire - council.

Dog Biscuit

2,585 posts

26 months

Monday 17th August
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borcy said:
Dog Biscuit said:
Went to view a car today in Ordsall, Salford, and I genuinely don t think I ve ever encountered so many stereotypes concentrated into such a small area.

It was a relatively modern council estate where seemingly every house had been issued the same grey uPVC windows. Parking was absolutely impossible. Cars and battered vans everywhere, half on the pavement, half off it, to the point where I struggled to even turn the car round and eventually gave up and parked elsewhere.

Walking down the street, virtually every garden seemed to contain some combination of rubbish, food wrappers, broken kids toys, damaged gates and dog st. One house had music absolutely booming out of it. A few doors further down, three women were stood vaping on the driveway while the kids ran around outside.

Eventually got to the car and, to be completely fair, the lad selling it was absolutely sound. Very pleasant and helpful. His young nephew came out with him, accompanied by because of course he was a Staffordshire Bull Terrier puppy.

The nephew was playing with the dog using one of those long, heavy rubber toys. He launched it into the air and it came down with an almighty THUD directly onto a neighbour s car.

Nobody seemed remotely concerned.

Then came a prolonged car horn. A woman was trying to get onto her driveway but couldn t because someone had blocked it.

At this point the seller explained that the collection of white work vans and trucks scattered all over the road belonged to a couple of neighbouring households. And these weren t just a couple of Transits. There were flatbeds, open-back trucks with gravel and building materials in them, the lot.

It genuinely felt like every thirty seconds another little scene unfolded.

The funniest part was that the actual bloke selling the car was a really nice chap and the car itself wasn t bad either.

A test drive never happened as the car wasn't insured.

But the entire time I was there I had one overriding thought - Let's get the hell out of here.

It was a real eye opener to be honest as I know all the stereotypes associated, but the see and hear it first hand was shocking.
That your first time on a council estate? smile
No not as such...I've driven through plenty, but never experienced one with such 'reality' first hand before. I'm emotionally damaged now

Penny Whistle

7,573 posts

199 months

Monday 17th August
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borcy said:
That your first time on a council estate? smile
I don't think it has always been thus. I spent the first 7 or 8 years of my life on council estates and I don't recall such yobbishness or untidiness. Or maybe the 50s were halcyon days.

Landlubber

1,360 posts

78 months

Monday 17th August
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Penny Whistle said:
borcy said:
That your first time on a council estate? smile
I don't think it has always been thus. I spent the first 7 or 8 years of my life on council estates and I don't recall such yobbishness or untidiness. Or maybe the 50s were halcyon days.
There was a time when being an unemployed grifter was considered shameful.

Strangely Brown

15,646 posts

260 months

Monday 17th August
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Penny Whistle said:
borcy said:
That your first time on a council estate? smile
I don't think it has always been thus. I spent the first 7 or 8 years of my life on council estates and I don't recall such yobbishness or untidiness. Or maybe the 50s were halcyon days.
Same in the 60s and 70s as I recall. The vast majority of tenants were decent people with decent values and looked after or improved their homes. There seems to be a correlation between the rise of the left wing handwringing do-gooder, the excessive generosity of the state, the rise of the feckless waster and the degeneration of the council estate.

Edited by Strangely Brown on Monday 17th August 21:49

Randy Winkman

22,350 posts

218 months

Monday 17th August
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Rebew said:
Randy Winkman said:
It is bad. What do people actually think happens to these balloons?

A recent article on biodegradable "party" balloons that are being developed though.
A local village had their annual Regatta celebrations last week so we spent quite a lot of time their as it is where my nieces live and they have a beach hut on the beach. Lots of kids all happily having water fights with water pistols, no drama at all. Then the local "rough kids" turn up with a packet of 1,000 water balloons. Imagine the mess left on a pebble beach by 1,000 tiny water balloons which were less accurate and took more time to fill up than the rest of the kids with their water pistols.

Ban water balloons, ban balloon releases and ban disposable BBQs. The problem with doing that is that the scum who use those items will just find something else to litter the environment with.
Funny you should mention water balloons. I didnt even know they existed until a couple of weeks ago when I had a visitation from relatives from overseas. Including 2 small children. I bought a couple of packs of water balloons without even really knowing what they were. Gee whizz, the time we then spent picking up the little bits. They were all thrown in our own garden so we got the job done but the idea of them being thrown in public is horrifying.

classicaholic

2,228 posts

99 months

Monday 17th August
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Dog Biscuit said:
borcy said:
Dog Biscuit said:
Went to view a car today in Ordsall, Salford, and I genuinely don t think I ve ever encountered so many stereotypes concentrated into such a small area.

It was a relatively modern council estate where seemingly every house had been issued the same grey uPVC windows. Parking was absolutely impossible. Cars and battered vans everywhere, half on the pavement, half off it, to the point where I struggled to even turn the car round and eventually gave up and parked elsewhere.

Walking down the street, virtually every garden seemed to contain some combination of rubbish, food wrappers, broken kids toys, damaged gates and dog st. One house had music absolutely booming out of it. A few doors further down, three women were stood vaping on the driveway while the kids ran around outside.

Eventually got to the car and, to be completely fair, the lad selling it was absolutely sound. Very pleasant and helpful. His young nephew came out with him, accompanied by because of course he was a Staffordshire Bull Terrier puppy.

The nephew was playing with the dog using one of those long, heavy rubber toys. He launched it into the air and it came down with an almighty THUD directly onto a neighbour s car.

Nobody seemed remotely concerned.

Then came a prolonged car horn. A woman was trying to get onto her driveway but couldn t because someone had blocked it.

At this point the seller explained that the collection of white work vans and trucks scattered all over the road belonged to a couple of neighbouring households. And these weren t just a couple of Transits. There were flatbeds, open-back trucks with gravel and building materials in them, the lot.

It genuinely felt like every thirty seconds another little scene unfolded.

The funniest part was that the actual bloke selling the car was a really nice chap and the car itself wasn t bad either.

A test drive never happened as the car wasn't insured.

But the entire time I was there I had one overriding thought - Let's get the hell out of here.

It was a real eye opener to be honest as I know all the stereotypes associated, but the see and hear it first hand was shocking.
That your first time on a council estate? smile
No not as such...I've driven through plenty, but never experienced one with such 'reality' first hand before. I'm emotionally damaged now
Emotionally damaged you say, get in for some bennies - that council estate has infected you!

MattsCar

2,381 posts

134 months

Monday 17th August
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Sorry that this is only available to people on FB, but lord help us...






https://www.facebook.com/share/v/1BwWja3c4P/

3 part video...

95% of people on the train think the guy filming it is the problem, as opposed to the ladies threatening/ assaulting people.

donkmeister

12,829 posts

129 months

Tuesday 18th August
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MattsCar said:
Sorry that this is only available to people on FB, but lord help us...


95% of people on the train think the guy filming it is the problem, as opposed to the ladies threatening/ assaulting people.
I believe the term is "a face like a bulldog licking ps off a stinging nettle".

I couldn't sit through all that, I was cringing so hard I nearly pulled something. But, she was like a caricature or a character from a TV series. What is going on in someone's life that they act like that?!

Good thing her mate is built like a tank, to pull her away and try to maintain SOME semblance of civilisation around her.

DodgyGeezer

48,927 posts

219 months

Tuesday 18th August
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MattsCar said:
Sorry that this is only available to people on FB, but lord help us...






https://www.facebook.com/share/v/1BwWja3c4P/

3 part video...

95% of people on the train think the guy filming it is the problem, as opposed to the ladies threatening/ assaulting people.
ok who on PH was on that train? Comment - "Mate you need to start booking first class."

hehe


I couldn't watch more than a few seconds, it was already boiling my piss

SJfW

528 posts

112 months

Tuesday 18th August
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WH16 said:
What always staggers me is the amount of people who turn up to a quagmire of Welsh or Scottish forest mud in white trainers and jeans. And the reluctant girlfriends dragged along dressed for the Monaco F1 pitlane walk.

Inappropriate outdoor attire - council.
If theres one thing bams have never skimped on, its outdoor clothing. Berghaus made a killing off it, somehow avoiding Burberry style brand destruction at the same time.

HTP99

25,143 posts

169 months

Tuesday 18th August
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SJfW said:
WH16 said:
What always staggers me is the amount of people who turn up to a quagmire of Welsh or Scottish forest mud in white trainers and jeans. And the reluctant girlfriends dragged along dressed for the Monaco F1 pitlane walk.

Inappropriate outdoor attire - council.
If theres one thing bams have never skimped on, its outdoor clothing. Berghaus made a killing off it, somehow avoiding Burberry style brand destruction at the same time.
Lol, I remember in Thailand on one of our holidays, we booked a walking tour of the forests and paddy fields, it was damp and humid, up rocks a young guy and his girlfriend both sporting the whitest of white trainers, they were ruined at the end of the day, everyone else was in walking boots.

Spare tyre

12,541 posts

159 months

Tuesday 18th August
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Sheets Tabuer

21,392 posts

244 months

Tuesday 18th August
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I saw a car today in a supermarket car park with window stickers saying RIP to a name I couldn't quite make out and reversed pictures of some lad either side of it.

I know grief is a deeply personal thing but it struck me as proper council.

mac96

6,433 posts

172 months

Tuesday 18th August
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DodgyGeezer said:
MattsCar said:
Sorry that this is only available to people on FB, but lord help us...






https://www.facebook.com/share/v/1BwWja3c4P/

3 part video...

95% of people on the train think the guy filming it is the problem, as opposed to the ladies threatening/ assaulting people.
ok who on PH was on that train? Comment - "Mate you need to start booking first class."

hehe


I couldn't watch more than a few seconds, it was already boiling my piss
Viz, brought to life!

Roofless Toothless

7,557 posts

161 months

Tuesday 18th August
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Spare tyre said:
Mmmm…. ‘A peaceful vigil’ and a ‘demonstration’ on the same page. I wonder which?

Mikebentley

8,597 posts

169 months

Tuesday 18th August
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I see they recommended not bringing your dogs for their “safety and comfort “ they missed out so an impromptu dog fight doesn’t break out.

Sixteen Stone

627 posts

11 months

Tuesday 18th August
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All of Wetherspoons pubs have banned patrons from playing music and speaker phone calls. I was surprised to learn that 'Spoons have 776 outlets give or take.