Things that annoy you beyond reason...(Vol. 8)

Things that annoy you beyond reason...(Vol. 8)

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Red9zero

8,412 posts

68 months

Wednesday 12th March
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Hackney said:
Dog walkers who faff.

Case in point: taking my dog for a brisk walk during my lunch break so not hanging around. We’re catching a couple with two dogs where a road goes into a path.

I was happy to slow up a bit, and was going to divert to the bin to deposit a poo bag so we didn’t catch them but they stopped. And started faffing. So we ploughed on, caught them and quickly passed them.

Just as we got ahead they started up again. One of their dogs (off the lead) caught mine and was yapping. Now he’s soft as anything and would stop, play etc. but we haven’t got time for that.

Eventually decided to turn back and go another route because we’d get nowhere.

You would hate us then laugh Our Westie was slow as a puppy, as he likes a good sniff, and now he is 14 he is even slower. In a local park we have been overtaken by people in wheelchairs, on crutches, using walking frames, a blind lady - basically everyone. If I see another dog walker catching us up, I will keep him on a tight lead and move out of the way. Most of the locals know us by now though and expect us to be meandering along in our own time.

Hackney

7,184 posts

219 months

Wednesday 12th March
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That I could cope with.

It’s the fact these people stopped completely until we passed then carried on again, when we’d just passed them, so we’re right behind us.

Sheets Tabuer

19,996 posts

226 months

Wednesday 12th March
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I bet that leaves you eggasperated

generationx

7,923 posts

116 months

Wednesday 12th March
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It’s a fowl situation.

popeyewhite

22,484 posts

131 months

Wednesday 12th March
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generationx said:
It’s a fowl situation.
You're not yolking!

21st Century Man

42,105 posts

259 months

Wednesday 12th March
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Are my eggspectations to high?

fatboy18

19,283 posts

222 months

Wednesday 12th March
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1st day out in the Supercar today, lunch with friends then sat on the m25 not moving for over 40mins, used 1/4 tank of fuel stuck in Gridlocked traffic. our road system is a Joke rage

Edited by fatboy18 on Wednesday 12th March 18:49

FA57REN

1,145 posts

66 months

Wednesday 12th March
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the-norseman said:
A guy I follow on Instagram, hes had his Audi RS6 robbed overnight
The misuse of words with specific meanings. Robbery - a theft offence involving dishonesty and with the use of, or threat of, violence.

One can't rob a car because it has no concept of threat to itself. Well, not until it has a self-aware AI personality. Likewise, Dave can't have 'robbed' a Mars Bar from the tea bar.

In that case it sounds like burglary ( trespass with intent to commit theft, GBH or criminal damage ) and taking a vehicle without consent.

Edited by FA57REN on Wednesday 12th March 18:51

trails

4,854 posts

160 months

Wednesday 12th March
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21st Century Man said:
Are my eggspectations to high?
I don't think so, but the disappointment sounds eggshausting.

Super Sonic

8,401 posts

65 months

Wednesday 12th March
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Some cracking puns here.

Alickadoo

2,667 posts

34 months

Wednesday 12th March
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Super Sonic said:
Some cracking puns here.
I think you are eggsaggerating.

cuprabob

16,232 posts

225 months

Wednesday 12th March
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Alickadoo said:
Super Sonic said:
Some cracking puns here.
I think you are eggsaggerating.
Give it a break...

Cold

15,779 posts

101 months

Wednesday 12th March
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21st Century Man said:
Are my eggspectations to high?
Can't you just have pineapple chunks on top instead, like a normal person?

milesgiles

1,670 posts

40 months

Wednesday 12th March
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fatboy18 said:
1st day out in the Supercar today, lunch with friends then sat on the m25 not moving for over 40mins, used 1/4 tank of fuel stuck in Gridlocked traffic. our road system is a Joke rage

Edited by fatboy18 on Wednesday 12th March 18:49
Stewardess of my private jet only had Diet Coke on board not regular. Sacked her on the spot

Hackney

7,184 posts

219 months

Thursday 13th March
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T-shirts that lose their shape after a few washes.
Doesn’t matter the cost, expensive ones can do it too.

Edited by Hackney on Thursday 13th March 22:50

24lemons

2,804 posts

196 months

Thursday 13th March
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Grown adults on Popmaster who, not content with having their 15 minutes of fame on the radio and shouting out everyone they have ever met, then ask for a signed photo of the presenter like a giddy child who’s phoned in to Live and Kicking in the early 90’s

jamesson

3,289 posts

232 months

Thursday 13th March
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Hackney said:
was dice ones can do it too.
confused

bigpriest

1,917 posts

141 months

Thursday 13th March
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That someone has decided the globally accepted design for a coat-hanger includes those annoying strap-gaps on the shoulders.

Granadier

735 posts

38 months

Thursday 13th March
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milesgiles said:
Stewardess of my private jet only had Diet Coke on board not regular. Sacked her on the spot
It must be hard to sack an aircrew member in the middle of a flight. You can't exactly escort them off the premises!

RizzoTheRat

26,431 posts

203 months

Thursday 13th March
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Granadier said:
It must be hard to sack an aircrew member in the middle of a flight. You can't exactly escort them off the premises!
Depends on the aircraft, on early 727's you could open the rear door in flight.

Interestingly the modification that prevents that now is called the "Cooper vane" after DB Cooper who jumped out of one.