Just the punchlines please

[glenrobbo]

DickyC said:

Now, I remember that differently. I thought Sunday lunch radio was either the Navy Lark or Round the Horne or one of the other comedies. It was after Worldwide Family Favourites anyway.

/notoriously unreliable memory

Hmmmm. I thought "Forces Family Favourites" ( as it was called earlier ) was broadcast after the comedy programmes. But I am thinking of the late '50s. It's more than likely that they changed the scheduling when the new decade dawned.
The BBC can be fickle like that.

And now....

Back to the topic!

[glenrobbo]

'There was a dung hill in the middle of the yard'

[CanAm]

glenrobbo said:

DickyC said:

Now, I remember that differently. I thought Sunday lunch radio was either the Navy Lark or Round the Horne or one of the other comedies. It was after Worldwide Family Favourites anyway.

/notoriously unreliable memory

Hmmmm. I thought "Forces Family Favourites" ( as it was called earlier ) was broadcast after the comedy programmes. But I am thinking of the late '50s. It's more than likely that they changed the scheduling when the new decade dawned.
The BBC can be fickle like that.

And now....

Back to the topic!

Two-Way Family Favourites (as it was called at that time) was on first. The opening line (in the summer only!) Was "It's 12 o'clock in London and 1 o'clock in Cologne"; the appropriate comedy followed.

[rolando]

Oh fk it. One and eight, one and eight…

[CanAm]

Well I never saw him in uniform...

[Fer]

If these don't get rid of the taste, nothing will.

[silverfoxcc]

Glenrobbo

I hope i made your day when you found that

Have a good weekend.

[DickyC]

I'm not weighing his balls, I'm lifting them up so I can read the Town Hall clock.

[gazza285]

She’s saying “Get the beers in you .”
And he’s saying “bks, I’m watching the match...”

[davhill]

Motorists are advised to drive carefully and treat it as a roundabout.

[Monkeylegend]

And my new 2019 TVR Griffith LE is being delivered to the dealer next week.

[CanAm]

Ours is much prettier.

[tribalsurfer]

Nissan Main Dealer

[Ultra Sound Guy]

And he replied' "Quasimodo, you're playing with fire!"

[SeeFive]

If your measurements are correct luv, they are piles.

[CanAm]

You call that a lining!?

[Fer]

"Thank f**k for that, I thought my hump had burst."

[honest_delboy]

I said - "Are my tests results back ?"

[Laurel Green]

Apparently, remain calm and stay on the line was inappropriate!

[CanAm]

But it gave the Invisible Man a bit of a shock!