Just the punchlines please

[glenrobbo]

... and then with one mighty heave, he ruptured himself!

[glenrobbo]

"...and that's how I ended up with this prick!"

[Magooagain]

Not in this weather!

[Magooagain]

Not in this weather!

[glenrobbo]

... and the squirrel had been sitting on the Caramac all the time!

[Fer]

"I've felt your presents"

[CubanPete]

Ida Knupp who?

[silverfoxcc]

They have got him pickled in a bottle

[GliderRider]

"You see that tree over there on the horizon? I didn't..."

[CanAm]

But you sh ONE sheep..........

[Bobupndown]

You can pour the treacle over your bald head, stick your wooden leg up your arse and go as a toffee apple.

[Milkyway]

... “well it worked on your arse” .

... “I’ll give you some cream to put on it”

... “ I’m going to dress important”.

...” stand back, I don’t know how big this thing gets”

... “yes, but I couldn’t eat a whole one”.

...” can you make it 160, I’m trying to sell it”.

Edited by Milkyway on Wednesday 22 June 23:46

[tones61]

What do you ask? two dogs shagging

[ajprice]

"No, it is for my armpits"

[Super Sonic]

So the duck says "Have you got any bread?"

[Milkyway]

Super Sonic said:

So the duck says "Have you got any bread?"

duck says... “so what do you need a plasterer for”

[Greenmantle]

"What, with these feet ... who'd have me?"

[FA57REN]

I think I'm a typo

[honest_delboy]

Pancake

[Fer]

"I don't understand... he always made his own sandwiches."