Just the punchlines please

[Super Sonic]

One has a soul full of hope

[Milkyway]

... “what from here”

... “but not necessarily in the right order”

...”no, not yet I haven’t”

...” I thought that you was bringing her back”

...”mine had a pencil behind it”

Edited by Milkyway on Monday 27th June 16:18

[Wills2]

Yes, twice in 1944, but it was dark though… and I wasn’t landing

[Monkeylegend]

Super Sonic said:

One has a soul full of hope

And one shoots but can't hit.

[pitboard]

The first time he was sick, the second time his hat blew off.

[rolando]

Laid by 6000 men in 6 months.

[hammo19]

And that was because he could only hit an 8 iron 120 yards.

[CanAm]

Nothing queer about old Carruthers!

[Fer]

And God said - "Now I'll never be able to get the smell out of those fish".

[Turtle Shed]

"... and then a dog turned up and ran away with the sausages."

[Milkyway]

...”but it’s only done 50,000mls”
... “I was in the freezer”.
... “ & by the way, it’s a Ferrari not a Porsche”.
... “ I see the problem, the ropes too short”

Edited by Milkyway on Monday 1st August 22:07

[rolando]

…take the wet from the dry, add two inches for the turn-up, and you'll be spot on.

[Laurel Green]

Its arse!

[Allegro_Snapon]

"And that your honour is why I ended up with a potato up my bottom".


I used to work in an electricity generation factory where 90% of our time nothing exciting was happening so bants and jokes were all good fun. The jokes got normalised down to punchlines. The punchlines eventually got normalised down to a series of numbers to reflect each joke. To see if this still worked, 25 years down the line I rang up an old contact and said down the phone "Hi, Dave, it is Stan Tonks here, joke number 14". To which Dave chuckled and replied "Nice one, speak in another fifteen years" before putting the phone down.

Joke 14 was punchline "No she went of her own accord". I'll not spoil the joke by posting it.

[FiF]

"So I brought you a pork pie."

[Peanut130]

cock Robin

[Turtle Shed]

He waits in until he feels the guide dog's lead go slack.

[Steamer]

Milkyway said:

... “

...”mine had a pencil behind it”

[Milkyway]

...”do you know anything about gas ovens?”.
... “ I paid on the way out”.
... “on a fence in Normandy”.

Edited by Milkyway on Sunday 7th August 05:39

[Milkyway]

Turtle Shed said:

He waits in until he feels the guide dog's lead go slack.

...”I’m having a good look around”