Just the punchlines please

Just the punchlines please

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bint

4,664 posts

223 months

Sunday 15th June 2008
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FSH

BigJL

563 posts

200 months

Sunday 15th June 2008
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"Can you give back Dave the £20 I borrowed from him?"

Tonto

2,983 posts

247 months

Sunday 15th June 2008
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mybrainhurts said:
So your arse doesn't shut with a bang...
The punch line of a great gag bow

Tonto

2,983 posts

247 months

Sunday 15th June 2008
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"Sod your virginity, my balls have just flown out of the window!"

bingbong

2,447 posts

196 months

Sunday 15th June 2008
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scone

The Hypno-Toad

12,249 posts

204 months

Sunday 15th June 2008
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With a melon?

Jon C

3,214 posts

246 months

Sunday 15th June 2008
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'no, no, I am just here having my front claws clipped'

RossMac

856 posts

240 months

Sunday 15th June 2008
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.... and there was a kernel of sweetcorn on the end

RossMac

856 posts

240 months

Sunday 15th June 2008
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"The Aristocrats"

The Hypno-Toad

12,249 posts

204 months

Sunday 15th June 2008
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"Don't know but his face rings a bell,"

Sciroccology

29,908 posts

229 months

Sunday 15th June 2008
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"Look at that S car go!"

funkyboogalooo

Original Poster:

1,844 posts

267 months

Sunday 15th June 2008
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"hi my names Cess"

H2DaE

1,338 posts

205 months

Sunday 15th June 2008
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to get to the other side

dr.sickman

5,006 posts

221 months

Sunday 15th June 2008
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And then Labour stayed in!

Six Fiend

6,067 posts

214 months

Sunday 15th June 2008
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It's not about making money, they'll save lives.

AdeTuono

7,240 posts

226 months

Sunday 15th June 2008
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No, it's just a bit of ice-cream on my top lip.

The Hypno-Toad

12,249 posts

204 months

Sunday 15th June 2008
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"1967, Petula Clark, up the arse,"

Pesty

42,655 posts

255 months

Sunday 15th June 2008
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I feel sick, Thats what the last guy said

adamw1988

6 posts

193 months

Sunday 15th June 2008
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i dont have a ferrari in my garage!

JonRB

74,398 posts

271 months

Sunday 15th June 2008
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"I'm thinking of the bloke who chose pineapples"