Unfunny Comedians

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RJG46

980 posts

68 months

Saturday 17th November 2018
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hehe

From Viz Top Tips a few years ago.

Save money on expensive Peter Kaytickets by simply thinking about the 1970s.


He wasn't bad on The Sunday Show all those years ago. He certainly hasn't improved since then.

e30m3Mark

16,205 posts

173 months

Saturday 17th November 2018
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Did anyone else enjoy the Paul Whitehouse and Bob Mortimer fishing show? They just seemed to be having great fun hanging out together.

V8covin

7,310 posts

193 months

Wednesday 21st November 2018
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Just seen Flo + Joan on tv,not heard of them before and I hope I never do again.
On a scale of 1 to 100 for funniness I think 1 is generous.

Pericoloso

44,044 posts

163 months

Wednesday 21st November 2018
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V8covin said:
Just seen Flo + Joan on tv,not heard of them before and I hope I never do again.
On a scale of 1 to 100 for funniness I think 1 is generous.
They were doing "songs" on the Nationwide building society ads.

They were okay IMO ,preferable to the "poetry".

Gameface

16,565 posts

77 months

Wednesday 21st November 2018
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Flight of the Conchords they are not

kev1974

4,029 posts

129 months

Wednesday 21st November 2018
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V8covin said:
Just seen Flo + Joan on tv,not heard of them before and I hope I never do again.
On a scale of 1 to 100 for funniness I think 1 is generous.
Saw them live at the Soho Theatre last week, in front of a full crowd they were very very good and they got top reviews from the comedy press.

I appreciate that their act may not translate to TV very well, theirs is an act that benefits from the feedback of a room full of laughing people.

Kinky

39,554 posts

269 months

Thursday 22nd November 2018
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There were some references made to 'Whose Line Is It Anyway?" a few weeks ago.

It looks like they have a few shows at the RAH in a few weeks time!!!! To be honest, I'm half-tempted!

https://www.seetickets.com/tour/whose-line-is-it-a...


kowalski655

14,639 posts

143 months

Friday 23rd November 2018
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Presumably Colin Mochrie will still do his "standing about, looking puzzled" act
And no Richard Vranch.

bristolracer

5,540 posts

149 months

Friday 23rd November 2018
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Trouble is there are no boundaries to push any more and nothing is risque, we have heard it all before.You cannot shock and nobody cares what words you use on TV.

Best way to see comedy is live at a small venue with a couple of beers and others around you laughing.
A lot of the big names are on tour for so long that you have heard most of their set by the time you get to see them live.

Europa1

10,923 posts

188 months

Friday 23rd November 2018
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Christmas is approaching so no doubt appearing in the bargain DVD bin at a supermarket near you: Roy Chubby Brown.

RJG46

980 posts

68 months

Friday 23rd November 2018
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e30m3Mark said:
Did anyone else enjoy the Paul Whitehouse and Bob Mortimer fishing show? They just seemed to be having great fun hanging out together.
Four new episodes of Big Night Out coming to BBC4

swisstoni

16,985 posts

279 months

Friday 23rd November 2018
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Europa1 said:
Christmas is approaching so no doubt appearing in the bargain DVD bin at a supermarket near you: Roy Chubby Brown.
There was a similar bloke called Jethro who probably coins it at Christmas as well. I've never heard him utter a word but suspect he's not great.

Steamer

13,857 posts

213 months

Friday 23rd November 2018
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swisstoni said:
There was a similar bloke called Jethro who probably coins it at Christmas as well. I've never heard him utter a word but suspect he's not great.
Very popular with some of my friends from farming / Young Farmer background. I think he certainly has his moments.

Frank7

6,619 posts

87 months

Friday 23rd November 2018
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swisstoni said:
Europa1 said:
Christmas is approaching so no doubt appearing in the bargain DVD bin at a supermarket near you: Roy Chubby Brown.
There was a similar bloke called Jethro who probably coins it at Christmas as well. I've never heard him utter a word but suspect he's not great.
It’s been said a gazillion times here, comedy is subjective, I caught 5 minutes of the Roy Brown show, (and I use that word very loosely), completely by accident, when I had the misfortune to spend two nights in Benidorm years ago, and the couple that I was with, steered me into what I thought was a large pub, but it may have been a club.
Now I’m a dyed in the wool Londoner, ex lorry driver, and taxi driver, who can eff and blind worse than most, but this pr*t knew what his audience had come for, and it was eff this, and c word all the time, he was, (to me), vomit inducing.
I had to go, I told my friends that I’d turn right out of the door, and be in the first bar I could find, that didn’t have a TV showing football, or a British soap.
As for Jethro, I’ve been sent a few 8-10 seconds lasting WhatsApps featuring him, just a quick funny, and that’s it, his schtick is his West Country, Devon or Somerset accent, and he plays it up well, but I’m not sure that I could stand 30-40 minutes of it, but he seems relatively harmless compared to the other sick jerk.

80sMatchbox

3,891 posts

176 months

Friday 23rd November 2018
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Frank7 said:
...I had to go, I told my friends that I’d turn right out of the door, and be in the first bar I could find, that didn’t have a TV showing football, or a British soap....
I've never been but from what I've heard, that might have been quite a long walk to the bar. laugh

ApOrbital

9,960 posts

118 months

Friday 23rd November 2018
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Yes did you wave a cab down frank?

TUS373

4,506 posts

281 months

Wednesday 2nd January 2019
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This thread needed a quick reviving negating the need to start a new one.

It sounds like a cliche but I genuinely found what was on TV over the holidays very poor, not helped by a surplus of 'comedians' that were simply unfunny. In days of yore, the King would have had them executed.

The Graham Norton show had that Nan/Gran character of Catherine Tate. Sorry, nothing funny about Tate or her character. Just rubbish.

There was some unknown embryo on 8 out of 10 cats does countdown. The regular panellists earn their keep, but that guy in dictionary corner, and Kathy Burke were just unfunny.

Sarah Millican. I cannot stand that dreary whiney woman either. The tone of her voice has me reaching for the remote.

So...in my analysis, we seem to be short of decent female talent especially. (I quite like Catherine Ryan). And as per the Mrs Browns Boys thread, there really is some dross about.

GruntyDC5

388 posts

166 months

Wednesday 2nd January 2019
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Sarah Millican is by far the worst comedian I have ever had the misfortune of seeing live. It was basically an hour plus of begging to buy her book.

e46m3Mark

16,205 posts

173 months

Wednesday 2nd January 2019
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GruntyDC5 said:
Sarah Millican is by far the worst comedian I have ever had the misfortune of seeing live. It was basically an hour plus of begging to buy her book.
She's not for me either but she's made some serious money from her particular brand of 'comedy'.

Just saw a TV advert for a new show where they make a stand-up routine into a sketch. It was only 10 or 15 seconds but plenty long enough to see it's utter ste.

silverthorn2151

6,298 posts

179 months

Wednesday 2nd January 2019
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kowalski655 said:
Presumably Colin Mochrie will still do his "standing about, looking puzzled" act
And no Richard Vranch.
We went to the Albert Hall to see this and it was fantastic, start to finish.

The musicians were the 2 ladies who appear on the show in the USA where it still runs and is very popular I understand. They were terrific.

It made a change to be entertained by very professional and talented comedians who didn't need to swear or talk about periods to be very funny indeed.