Funny things to write in a leaving card

[Justayellowbadge]

To encourage the same interval untill the next.

[lordlee]

During your time here I always thought of you as being like a tampon - in for week, out for three!

[NSFW]

Bump for an old topic, got a couple of people leaving at work so looking for something different to:

I can honestly say that in my career I have worked with many people, and you *name* were one of them!

[MitchT]

I usually write "Congratulations. You escaped."

[tonym911]

In anticipation of the farewell drinks I generally put 'Mine's a large one, Bob ttt'

ETA that should be a capital T but the PH censor won't let it happen.

[Twincharged]

"Finally we can be together, without worrying about what people think..."

For optimum results, the recipient should be the same sex as you, and have had little contact with you in the time they have worked there.

[tonym911]

Twincharged said:

"Finally we can be together, without worrying about what people think..."

For optimum results, the recipient should be the same sex as you, and have had little contact with you in the time they have worked there.

that's a good un

[Jonboy_t]

'I thought you left ages ago?'

'Now make like a tampon and get out of this bloody hole'

[The Excession]

Sorry I turned you down at the xmas party when you asked if I'd let you do me up the stter in the car park, but I've been dreaming about it for a while now and think I'm ready.

Call me
Thanks
Ken.

[TotalControl]

"Run Simba, and never return"

[SC7]

"One less paedophile in the building."

[0a]

There was a guy in the office and i'd sign EVERY card with a really rude message in childlike handwriting from him, as well as signing a nice one with my own name.

[PaulV]

"Happy Easter"

[Tant]

We've had a collection for you, and you owe us, errr, £45.27

[NSFW]

Tant said:

We've had a collection for you, and you owe us, errr, £45.27

This one I like!

(oh and it's a Female leaving next, and yes they know!)

[kiteless]

Tant said:

We've had a collection for you, and you owe us, errr, £45.27

Genuine