'True Lad' - Banter
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Racefan_uk said:
website said:
Charity golf match at St Andrews Golf Club (Old Course). Mates Dad playing and few celebs taking part. Mate and I notice Sir Sean Connery at public bar and decide that this is possibly the only chance to speak with him. First and last alcohol fueled question was "Look Sir Sean...Please (LADS)call me Sean...OK Sean...You were the upper echelons of Hollywood society...Yesh...You must have f*cked someone famous?" Quick reply was "Gentleman never tells, Gentleman never tells LADSH" Mate and I having decided we had embarrassed ourselves enough decided to leave, whilst walking back to mates flat a car, blacked out people carrier, drives past and stops...as we walk past the window comes down and Sir Sean sticks his head out and says "Petula Clark...1969...in the arse" Window goes up car drives off! Sir Sean Connery...MEAGA LAD!
Jammy2008 said:
Racefan_uk said:
website said:
Charity golf match at St Andrews Golf Club (Old Course). Mates Dad playing and few celebs taking part. Mate and I notice Sir Sean Connery at public bar and decide that this is possibly the only chance to speak with him. First and last alcohol fueled question was "Look Sir Sean...Please (LADS)call me Sean...OK Sean...You were the upper echelons of Hollywood society...Yesh...You must have f*cked someone famous?" Quick reply was "Gentleman never tells, Gentleman never tells LADSH" Mate and I having decided we had embarrassed ourselves enough decided to leave, whilst walking back to mates flat a car, blacked out people carrier, drives past and stops...as we walk past the window comes down and Sir Sean sticks his head out and says "Petula Clark...1969...in the arse" Window goes up car drives off! Sir Sean Connery...MEAGA LAD!
Tiggsy said:
champ54321 said:
i'm no superhero said:
' Mate got absolutely bazookered after a night out and started to drive home. Trying to be cautious while driving past a police car, they turn round and stop him. Before they can start talking to him, he pulls his keys out of the ignition throws them in the road then grabs a bottle of vodka from the glove compartment and steps outside with it. As the cozzers approach him he starts literally downing the vodka. They wait for him to finish his swig and ask him why he's just done this. He said he suffers from anxiety and is an alcoholic and seeing the police gave him a panic attack, so he had to start drinking. Couldn't have breathalised him as it would have been pointless and unreliable. Law-knowing, drink-driving LAD'
Not that I'm trying to say drink driving is a good thing..... but that is a genious idea!- The second one is car related for PH. I don't think it is good, but nonetheless funny.*
I know of someone who has got themselves out of a ban, although not in in such an immediate situation, by proving the amount consumed was after the car was found.
champ54321 said:
Tiggsy said:
champ54321 said:
i'm no superhero said:
' Mate got absolutely bazookered after a night out and started to drive home. Trying to be cautious while driving past a police car, they turn round and stop him. Before they can start talking to him, he pulls his keys out of the ignition throws them in the road then grabs a bottle of vodka from the glove compartment and steps outside with it. As the cozzers approach him he starts literally downing the vodka. They wait for him to finish his swig and ask him why he's just done this. He said he suffers from anxiety and is an alcoholic and seeing the police gave him a panic attack, so he had to start drinking. Couldn't have breathalised him as it would have been pointless and unreliable. Law-knowing, drink-driving LAD'
Not that I'm trying to say drink driving is a good thing..... but that is a genious idea!- The second one is car related for PH. I don't think it is good, but nonetheless funny.*
I know of someone who has got themselves out of a ban, although not in in such an immediate situation, by proving the amount consumed was after the car was found.
Chris_w666 said:
champ54321 said:
Tiggsy said:
champ54321 said:
i'm no superhero said:
' Mate got absolutely bazookered after a night out and started to drive home. Trying to be cautious while driving past a police car, they turn round and stop him. Before they can start talking to him, he pulls his keys out of the ignition throws them in the road then grabs a bottle of vodka from the glove compartment and steps outside with it. As the cozzers approach him he starts literally downing the vodka. They wait for him to finish his swig and ask him why he's just done this. He said he suffers from anxiety and is an alcoholic and seeing the police gave him a panic attack, so he had to start drinking. Couldn't have breathalised him as it would have been pointless and unreliable. Law-knowing, drink-driving LAD'
Not that I'm trying to say drink driving is a good thing..... but that is a genious idea!- The second one is car related for PH. I don't think it is good, but nonetheless funny.*
I know of someone who has got themselves out of a ban, although not in in such an immediate situation, by proving the amount consumed was after the car was found.
ApexJimi said:
i'm no superhero said:
Mate got absolutely bazookered after a night out and started to drive home. Trying to be cautious while driving past a police car, they turn round and stop him. Before they can start talking to him, he pulls his keys out of the ignition throws them in the road then grabs a bottle of vodka from the glove compartment and steps outside with it. As the cozzers approach him he starts literally downing the vodka. They wait for him to finish his swig and ask him why he's just done this. He said he suffers from anxiety and is an alcoholic and seeing the police gave him a panic attack, so he had to start drinking. Couldn't have breathalised him as it would have been pointless and unreliable. Law-knowing, drink-driving LAD'
Except in reality, the police would have arrested him on suspicion of drunk-driving, and the subsequent blood test calculations would have proved his blood alcohol level before he drank the vodka.I haven't clicked the link, but the stories I've read so far on this thread are risible, to say the least.
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