my dad and porno websites

[Ding]

mel said:

Not porn, but my 73 year old mother came back from going on a river cruise in holland a few weeks ago, she'd gone out with about half a dozen similar aged old dears and visited the tulip fields etc. She also slipped in a cheeky little visit to "one of their cafe" and had to sample one of "their special cakes" I fell about laughing and pushed her about what she thought etc. "well we were all a bit chatty, but we weren't sure if it was that or not , so we went back the next night just to make sure" I found this even funnier and was crying by this stage, then she drops the bombshell " that's nothing Ann bought some home with her"

They don't really get old in the brain, the body might be getting on a bit but I swear most of them still feel like they're 20!

So glad to hear this I am looking forward to growing old disgracefully! (My kids would say I have already succeeded in doing that)

Yous hould hear what some of the old dearies tell me that live in my great aunts nursing home. Lots of inuendo etc. Sounds like they have parties after lights out sometimes

[madala]

...tip him off to the one good site that won't 'feck up his computer......mind you....it's a bit late for that now.....as another poster said.....cop the blame yourself......and buy him a box of tissues as his next Birthday or Xmas gift.....lol.....;)

[arfur daley]

tissues? is someone upset?

[Libertine]

arfur daley said:

tissues? is someone upset?

Yeah, the OP's father..as his mum's not putting out anymore..

[Petrolhead_Rich]

hman said:

mybrainhurts said:

You do know deleted stuff is still there, don't you..?

Ccleaner.com

every so often do a full scan and erase all the old deleted files properly.

Set the programme to erase temp int and history upon shutdown.

Job done


errr apparently..

Ever heard of file recovery, you can easily pull data off months and in some cases years afterwards, when a file is deleted it is marked as "not there" but doesnt actually go until the PC needs that space again, and even after its been written over you can pick up some of the magnetic signature.

not that the OP's mum is gonna know how to do that!

hmm, now where did that tinfoil hat go to protect me from a CIA Satellite LMAO

[dudleybloke]

eraser will make sure its gone forever!

[E21_Ross]

Petrolhead_Rich said:

hman said:

mybrainhurts said:

You do know deleted stuff is still there, don't you..?

Ccleaner.com

every so often do a full scan and erase all the old deleted files properly.

Set the programme to erase temp int and history upon shutdown.

Job done


errr apparently..

Ever heard of file recovery, you can easily pull data off months and in some cases years afterwards, when a file is deleted it is marked as "not there" but doesnt actually go until the PC needs that space again, and even after its been written over you can pick up some of the magnetic signature.

not that the OP's mum is gonna know how to do that!

hmm, now where did that tinfoil hat go to protect me from a CIA Satellite LMAO

years ago when i used to use windoze i used a program called cyberscrub to erase most of my data. i think for the purposes of what private browsing is for, that's going a little extreme. is someone really going to go through the effort of dats recovery to see what you've been looking at? no.

alternatively, have separate user names...? my laptop that i use, only i have access to that. BIOS pw too, probably a bit OTT though.